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2017-11-23 06:53:44 PM  
With ay luck he will soon be out like Pouty McPouty Face.
 
2017-11-23 07:54:57 PM  
Happy Thanksgiving, Donny!

Sweet dreams!
 
2017-11-23 07:59:43 PM  
Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?
 
2017-11-23 08:00:15 PM  

jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?


Everyone else is.
 
2017-11-23 08:01:27 PM  
The rats are abandoning ship. Happy trails Mr. Notmypresident.
 
2017-11-23 08:04:26 PM  
I guess Flynn Jr and Trump Jr are going to have an awkward time at band camp next summer

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2017-11-23 08:05:09 PM  
Psst... look three links down.
 
2017-11-23 08:08:27 PM  
Seems like a good time to bring up legislation which disentitles a President from their pension and perks if they are impeached.

I really don't want to waste tax dollars on a presidential library which only has books about learning to use the potty.
 
2017-11-23 08:08:34 PM  

jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?


Mods are drunk.  As are we.
 
2017-11-23 08:08:39 PM  
I guess Flynn does not want to go to prison for the Orange Menace.
 
2017-11-23 08:10:29 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.


I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.
 
2017-11-23 08:10:43 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.


....he said, implying that the mods are ever not drunk.
 
2017-11-23 08:12:11 PM  
You know, Flynn didn't like being double-crossed before.

Nothing has changed to indicate he's evolved on that matter.
 
2017-11-23 08:13:39 PM  

iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.


TIL: They celebrate Thanksgiving in Saudi Arabia.

Kidding! Good luck! Maybe make a still out of a couple empty cranberry sauce cans and some creativity?
 
2017-11-23 08:14:40 PM  
This makes my Thanksgiving.
 
2017-11-23 08:17:23 PM  

King Something: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

....he said, implying that the mods are ever not drunk.


Sometimes they're unconscious.
 
2017-11-23 08:20:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: King Something: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

....he said, implying that the mods are ever not drunk.

Sometimes they're unconscious.


Dead drunk is a kind of unconscious.
 
2017-11-23 08:21:14 PM  

SFSailor: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

TIL: They celebrate Thanksgiving in Saudi Arabia.

Kidding! Good luck! Maybe make a still out of a couple empty cranberry sauce cans and some creativity?


I've been thinking about making a DIY ouija board and asking grandpa how to brew gin in my spare bathroom.....
 
2017-11-23 08:22:09 PM  

iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.


Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username
 
2017-11-23 08:23:03 PM  

iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.


That is the saddest thing I have ever heard. :(
 
2017-11-23 08:23:28 PM  
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Does this mean that women are conspiring to replace the president?
 
2017-11-23 08:24:36 PM  

AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username


Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.
 
2017-11-23 08:29:13 PM  

iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.


Rookie. I'm sitting at the bar right now.
 
2017-11-23 08:29:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I guess Flynn Jr and Trump Jr are going to have an awkward time at band camp next summer

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And here I am left to wonder if Doug Flutie might be enjoying his retirement just a wee bit too much.
 
2017-11-23 08:30:31 PM  
I have two questions.

Are you in Pennsylvania and who does your grocery shopping?

Kansas? Like Kansas City, Kansas? Is that the dry Kansas?
 
2017-11-23 08:31:02 PM  

iheartscotch: AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username

Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.


Check the toilet tank and under sink for an emergency bottle.
 
2017-11-23 08:33:58 PM  

iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.


I feel ya, I have been there.  Not currently there, but I have been.  Stay frosty.

King Something: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

....he said, implying that the mods are ever not drunk.


Based on some of the 'vacations' I have had to take, you are correct.  They are shiatty drunk all the time.
 
2017-11-23 08:34:25 PM  

mrparks: iheartscotch: AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username

Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.

Check the toilet tank and under sink for an emergency bottle.


Already did. I even checked the spot my girlfriend pretends she doesn't know about. Sobriety, thy name is Scotch
 
2017-11-23 08:36:08 PM  
They're taking him offline so he can focus more on bringing down Hillary Clinton. Finally.
 
2017-11-23 08:36:13 PM  

iheartscotch: mrparks: iheartscotch: AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username

Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.

Check the toilet tank and under sink for an emergency bottle.

Already did. I even checked the spot my girlfriend pretends she doesn't know about. Sobriety, thy name is Scotch


Just know that somewhere in the burbs of Denver there is a guy about to take a shot in your honor.  YOUR NAME EVEN HAS SCOTCH IN IT LIKE WTF MAN!
 
2017-11-23 08:38:11 PM  
Oh no, you can't fool Scanty Em. Scanty Em knows what happens when solid-gold jokes are cracked in duplicate threads. They are lost in the mists of time.

Unlike, you know...every other thread.
 
2017-11-23 08:38:36 PM  

iheartscotch: I've been thinking about making a DIY ouija board and asking grandpa how to brew gin in my spare bathroom.....


The fastest, easiest suggestion I have is hard cider in a bucket, but that would still take at least 3-4 days. (Ha! "Still"! Shine joke!)

So, maybe, apple juice and a time machine?

Wait, if you have a time machine, just buy scotch.  Ummm... Windex-tinis?

Would it be mean to point out that I had to dump ~20gal of homebrew yesterday because I'm moving? : (
 
2017-11-23 08:40:29 PM  
I love the way Fark comes together in a true crisis.

*sniffle*

Happy Thanksgiving!


/ prepares to pee down well
 
2017-11-23 08:40:39 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Seems like a good time to bring up legislation which disentitles a President from their pension and perks if they are impeached.

I really don't want to waste tax dollars on a presidential library which only has books about learning to use the potty.


Well then good news

The Former Presidents Act covers that already
 
2017-11-23 08:41:12 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: iheartscotch: mrparks: iheartscotch: AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username

Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.

Check the toilet tank and under sink for an emergency bottle.

Already did. I even checked the spot my girlfriend pretends she doesn't know about. Sobriety, thy name is Scotch

Just know that somewhere in the burbs of Denver there is a guy about to take a shot in your honor.  YOUR NAME EVEN HAS SCOTCH IN IT LIKE WTF MAN!


Oh crap. GAS STATIONS. They sell beer. It's shiatty and hot, but it's still booze. All of you, send your Karma. Hopefully, it's about to be a Thanksgiving miracle
 
2017-11-23 08:43:15 PM  

iheartscotch: Oh crap. GAS STATIONS. They sell beer. It's shiatty and hot, but it's still booze. All of you, send your Karma. Hopefully, it's about to be a Thanksgiving miracle


Holy shiat, so glad to be moving back to a land where nearly everywhere sells everything. Thanks for the reminder.  Good luck, and godspeed.
 
2017-11-23 08:43:49 PM  

iheartscotch: Oh crap. GAS STATIONS. They sell beer. It's shiatty and hot, but it's still booze. All of you, send your Karma. Hopefully, it's about to be a Thanksgiving miracle


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You best farking update when you get back my friend.  Just gonna paste from the other thread here -

I have made the official decision to get arrested drunk, several steps up from the original plan of just getting holiday drunk.
If anyone needs me, I will be watching the MST3K marathon with no pants on.
 
2017-11-23 08:46:35 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: iheartscotch: mrparks: iheartscotch: AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username

Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.

Check the toilet tank and under sink for an emergency bottle.

Already did. I even checked the spot my girlfriend pretends she doesn't know about. Sobriety, thy name is Scotch

Just know that somewhere in the burbs of Denver there is a guy about to take a shot in your honor.  YOUR NAME EVEN HAS SCOTCH IN IT LIKE WTF MAN!


Hell, I'll bust out my good tequila clear up in FoCo in honor of the occasion.
 
2017-11-23 08:46:49 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Seems like a good time to bring up legislation which disentitles a President from their pension and perks if they are impeached.

I really don't want to waste tax dollars on a presidential library which only has books about learning to use the potty.


If it got Emperor Hirocheeto out of the government instantly, I'd be willing to pay the first year's installment myself. No point in saving for retirement with Lord Dampnut ruining things. Even if my retirement accounts survived, the banks also survived and were able to disburse the cash, it would be useless except as bum wipe.
 
2017-11-23 08:47:10 PM  

jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?


This bothers me.  L-tryptophan is common in all meats, yogurt, eggs, cheese, fish.  There is actually a little less L-tryptophan in turkey than there is in chicken.
Stop spreading this.  Your tired because you ate 2-3 portions more than you usually do and your body needs to divert energies to digest.
 
2017-11-23 08:49:19 PM  
The suspense is killing me
 
2017-11-23 08:49:19 PM  

DoctorCal: Markoff_Cheney: iheartscotch: mrparks: iheartscotch: AquaTatanka: iheartscotch: Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.

I ran out of beer last night and there doesn't seem to be an open liquor store in a 200 mile radius. I've accepted not drinking. This is my life now.

Are you out of scotch?

/questioning the username

Out of scotch. And whiskey. And bourbon. I don't even have a emergency bottle of Everclear. Mistakes. They have been made.

Check the toilet tank and under sink for an emergency bottle.

Already did. I even checked the spot my girlfriend pretends she doesn't know about. Sobriety, thy name is Scotch

Just know that somewhere in the burbs of Denver there is a guy about to take a shot in your honor.  YOUR NAME EVEN HAS SCOTCH IN IT LIKE WTF MAN!

Hell, I'll bust out my good tequila clear up in FoCo in honor of the occasion.


Welcome to the fave list fellow Coloradoan!  The weather was ace today, gorgeous sunset as well probably all the way down there as well.  Happy Thanksgiving friendo!
 
2017-11-23 08:50:32 PM  

Wenchmaster: Glorious Golden Ass: Seems like a good time to bring up legislation which disentitles a President from their pension and perks if they are impeached.

I really don't want to waste tax dollars on a presidential library which only has books about learning to use the potty.

If it got Emperor Hirocheeto out of the government instantly, I'd be willing to pay the first year's installment myself. No point in saving for retirement with Lord Dampnut ruining things. Even if my retirement accounts survived, the banks also survived and were able to disburse the cash, it would be useless except as bum wipe.


Your reasoning is why I am very happy I don't have children.  I would like to give it a shot sometime, but not anytime soon, Trump cemented that.  Vacations seem more worth my money at this point.
 
2017-11-23 08:51:11 PM  

Derek Force: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

This bothers me.  L-tryptophan is common in all meats, yogurt, eggs, cheese, fish.  There is actually a little less L-tryptophan in turkey than there is in chicken.
Stop spreading this.  Your tired because you ate 2-3 portions more than you usually do and your body needs to divert energies to digest.


It's the gastro-optical tendon. There's a tendon attached to your stomach that runs to your eyelids.  As your stomach expands, it pulls on the tendon, which closes your eyes
 
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2017-11-23 08:51:19 PM  
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2017-11-23 08:54:31 PM  

Derek Force: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

This bothers me.  L-tryptophan is common in all meats, yogurt, eggs, cheese, fish.  There is actually a little less L-tryptophan in turkey than there is in chicken.
Stop spreading this.  Your tired because you ate 2-3 portions more than you usually do and your body needs to divert energies to digest.


I love when a knowitall makes a dumbass mistake.

/ pet peave
 
2017-11-23 08:54:40 PM  

qorkfiend: The suspense is killing me


I hope it'll last.
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2017-11-23 08:54:58 PM  

iheartscotch: I've been thinking about making a DIY ouija board and asking grandpa how to brew gin in my spare bathroom.....


Was he killed by drinking a batch of his own hooch?
 
2017-11-23 08:55:00 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: jugglesfire: Repeat tag suffering from a tryptophan coma?

Mods are drunk.  As are we.


Every other post for the last two days has been just full of misspellings and covfefe.
 
2017-11-23 08:57:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: iheartscotch: Oh crap. GAS STATIONS. They sell beer. It's shiatty and hot, but it's still booze. All of you, send your Karma. Hopefully, it's about to be a Thanksgiving miracle

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You best farking update when you get back my friend.  Just gonna paste from the other thread here -

I have made the official decision to get arrested drunk, several steps up from the original plan of just getting holiday drunk.
If anyone needs me, I will be watching the MST3K marathon with no pants on.


I came here politics, but I found gold.

/I live in Mexico, so there's no thanksgiving
//There is, however, my meditation session with the Rosicrucians
//There is that, or do a beer run, stay at home and post stuff on Fark
 
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