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(People Magazine)   Meghan "Boobies" McCain marries Ben "The Federalist Plagiarizer" Domenech, 3 months after their engagement. It's unclear why the hasty circumstances, but Subby wouldn't want to be the guy whom John McCain would be prodding with a shotgun   ( people.com) divider line
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2017-11-22 12:08:59 PM  
John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.
 
2017-11-22 12:14:46 PM  
He's about to get deported.
 
2017-11-22 01:32:23 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.


That's my bet too. Occam's Razor, people.
 
2017-11-22 01:58:01 PM  

dv-ous: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.

That's my bet too. Occam's Razor, people.


Sometimes Ben Domenech's cigar is just a cigar.

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2017-11-22 02:10:14 PM  
white people fail up
 
2017-11-22 02:38:30 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.


Yep,

Guessing it's more a reflection on his prognosis than her being knocked up  - but of course, why not both?

/Ole!
 
2017-11-22 02:55:11 PM  
Last vid I saw of McCain (last week?) he was walking with a cane and had a girl holding his other arm.

GBM is a mothrrfarker. Most people live an average 13 months from diagnosis/surgery, even with maximum treatment. Exceptions of course, but its a heartless cancer which always claims its victims.
 
2017-11-22 04:58:32 PM  
Terrible headline.
 
2017-11-22 06:43:55 PM  

dv-ous: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.

That's my bet too. Occam's Razor, people.


Why not both?
 
2017-11-22 06:44:42 PM  

dv-ous: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.

That's my bet too. Occam's Razor, people.


Ya. Which tells me he is shorter on time than maybe we realize. Which is sad.
 
2017-11-22 06:47:03 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Terrible headline.


Why? It's well known she posts near the top of every thread she's in.
 
2017-11-22 06:47:32 PM  

Dumski: Last vid I saw of McCain (last week?) he was walking with a cane and had a girl holding his other arm.

GBM is a mothrrfarker. Most people live an average 13 months from diagnosis/surgery, even with maximum treatment. Exceptions of course, but its a heartless cancer which always claims its victims.


I have a friend who has beat the odds and is on year five. But the doctors have told hom there's no more treatment other than palliative. It's sad as fark, but at least he had three and a half extra years to watch more of his kids' growing up.
 
2017-11-22 06:48:25 PM  
Likely wants Dad at her wedding. That said:

I also don't see the need to have long times between engagement and a wedding, unless you're planning a spectacle to rival the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.  Give enough time for travel plans for people, and go get hitched. A month or two seems good, unless you're doing the afore mentioned large party or have big families or such. When you accept the engagement, you're together for life. The rest is a formality.
 
2017-11-22 06:49:50 PM  
She married Box Turtle Ben??
 
2017-11-22 06:50:51 PM  
Boy, she's got some large breasts, doesn't she? Let's listen to what she has to say!
 
2017-11-22 06:52:58 PM  

ValisIV: Likely wants Dad at her wedding. That said:

I also don't see the need to have long times between engagement and a wedding, unless you're planning a spectacle to rival the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.  Give enough time for travel plans for people, and go get hitched. A month or two seems good, unless you're doing the afore mentioned large party or have big families or such. When you accept the engagement, you're together for life. The rest is a formality.


CSB:
So I pop the question and my wife starts planning.  She asks my opinion on some stuff along the way but I stayed pretty quiet about most of the planning.

So one night she's agonizing over flowers for the tables and is down to two.  She asks me which one and I look and pick fairly quickly.

She is livid, "it's almost like you don't care about the wedding!"

My quick response, "Honey the wedding is just an announcement of what I already knew in my heart when I asked for your hand.  You being happy and enjoying it are more important to me than the ceremony."

Hugs and snuggles and such followed.
 
2017-11-22 06:53:15 PM  
"We got engaged because we decided to sort of celebrate life and celebrate being alive,"

In other words, you totally got caught "celebrating life."
 
2017-11-22 06:56:38 PM  

namegoeshere: dv-ous: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.

Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.

That's my bet too. Occam's Razor, people.

Ya. Which tells me he is shorter on time than maybe we realize. Which is sad.


Who's we? I'm not expecting him to be here this time next year, and when you have that kind of Prognose hanging over you, you don't really dally on things.
 
2017-11-22 06:58:48 PM  

fortheloveof: So one night she's agonizing over flowers for the tables and is down to two.  She asks me which one and I look and pick fairly quickly.

She is livid, "it's almost like you don't care about the wedding!"

My quick response, "Honey the wedding is just an announcement of what I already knew in my heart when I asked for your hand.  You being happy and enjoying it are more important to me than the ceremony."


Exactly! I want a fun, easy wedding.  She can choose it all, whatever makes her happy, and boom. I'll gladly help, but none of it is worth fretting over. Simple, small, and super fun. A kicked up party where she's the focus.  Awesome.  Use the saved cash for a killer honeymoon trip.
 
2017-11-22 06:58:58 PM  
that farking guy.  He was pissed last week because people kept asking him including journalists who funds the federalist.  obviously he wouldn't say.  that's just one of 200 reasons he's a a$$hole.
 
2017-11-22 06:59:35 PM  

ValisIV: When you accept the engagement, you're together for life. The rest is a formality.


Well, like half the time.
 
2017-11-22 07:00:42 PM  
Big boobies...hmmm, yeah whatever after a year can you still stand to listen to her?

Seriously everyone I know who got involved with someone primarily, or even in a couple of cases only, for looks was divorced quickly or is sitting there miserable and in denial.  My wife and I have been together 34 years and she looks to me just like when we started even though I know intellectually she isn't and that is because despite how wonderful she looks (and the C to D-cups) I married her for everything else and so we can still spend hours in a room just talking and life is fun.

I predict either 6 months to 2 years or forever for this marriage.  Six months to 2 years if they each realize the other is an idiot and do the smart thing (yeah right), forever if they decide to live in denial which ain't just a river in Egypt.
 
2017-11-22 07:01:49 PM  
Maybe she wanted her Dad there.
 
2017-11-22 07:02:56 PM  
I love boobies, but really, Subby? Do we need to reduce her to a part of her body? Also, I may not have followed, but is she some kind of "no sex before marriage" pusher?
If not, how is the length of the engagement not-newsworthy; it's none of our business. If she is a puritan in her public persona, then hell yeah, it's our business and let's expose the hypocrisy widely.
 
2017-11-22 07:04:06 PM  
No idea about what's inside Megan's uterus, but her boobs are definitely in their second trimester.
 
2017-11-22 07:05:17 PM  

JudgeSmails: that farking guy.  He was pissed last week because people kept asking him including journalists who funds the federalist.  obviously he wouldn't say.  that's just one of 200 reasons he's a a$$hole.


I'm trying to find Ben Domenech tweet from within the last two years insulting his new bride in a "why would anyone date an uggo like her" (people called it next level negging when they announced their engagement). He seems charming.
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2017-11-22 07:05:54 PM  
Am I the only one who sees David Koechner?

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2017-11-22 07:10:30 PM  

ValisIV: Likely wants Dad at her wedding. That said:

I also don't see the need to have long times between engagement and a wedding, unless you're planning a spectacle to rival the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.  Give enough time for travel plans for people, and go get hitched. A month or two seems good, unless you're doing the afore mentioned large party or have big families or such. When you accept the engagement, you're together for life. The rest is a formality.


Or if you want it somewhere that sells out much longer in advance. In Madison I can think of at least two places that you need to reserve a year out, and both of them would be longer if they took reservations further out than a year.

Olbrich Gardens
Memorial Union

Both are iconic and beautiful places that are worth the wait and some extra cash.
 
2017-11-22 07:12:07 PM  
They have been dating for years.. supposedly before being engaged.

Should be easy to Disengage after daddy kicks the bucket
 
2017-11-22 07:14:29 PM  

Bug2k: I love boobies, but really, Subby? Do we need to reduce her to a part of her body? Also, I may not have followed, but is she some kind of "no sex before marriage" pusher?
If not, how is the length of the engagement not-newsworthy; it's none of our business. If she is a puritan in her public persona, then hell yeah, it's our business and let's expose the hypocrisy widely.


She already reduced herself to a part of her own body when she decided to share whatever book she was reading at the time:

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2017-11-22 07:14:52 PM  
My engagement to wedding was a week >.>.  Got married in a restaurant with both immediate families and the officiant.  Still married 6 years in.
 
2017-11-22 07:14:53 PM  
I sure am glad Fark stopped encouraging misogyny, otherwise I might have gotten the impression that Meghan McCain's breasts are the only notable features she has.
 
2017-11-22 07:15:17 PM  

dv-ous: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: John McCain, terminal glioblastoma diagnosis, shotgun. Yeah I'll take whatever the hell is behind door #2.
Sometime tells me it's more about her wanting him to be at her wedding, but maybe she's preggers too.
That's my bet too. Occam's Razor, people.


And she knows that Dad will miss the tearful divorce in just a few years, so win-win for everybody.
 
Azz [TotalFark]
2017-11-22 07:17:10 PM  

DeltaPunch: Bug2k: I love boobies, but really, Subby? Do we need to reduce her to a part of her body? Also, I may not have followed, but is she some kind of "no sex before marriage" pusher?
If not, how is the length of the engagement not-newsworthy; it's none of our business. If she is a puritan in her public persona, then hell yeah, it's our business and let's expose the hypocrisy widely.

She already reduced herself to a part of her own body when she decided to share whatever book she was reading at the time:

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Slut shamers, unite
 
2017-11-22 07:19:35 PM  
I thought it was "Tits McCain." Or is that her mother?
 
2017-11-22 07:22:10 PM  
Who gives a shiat. How is this politics
 
2017-11-22 07:25:29 PM  

fortheloveof: CSB:
So I pop the question and my wife starts planning. She asks my opinion on some stuff along the way but I stayed pretty quiet about most of the planning.

So one night she's agonizing over flowers for the tables and is down to two. She asks me which one and I look and pick fairly quickly.

She is livid, "it's almost like you don't care about the wedding!"

My quick response, "Honey the wedding is just an announcement of what I already knew in my heart when I asked for your hand. You being happy and enjoying it are more important to me than the ceremony."

Hugs and snuggles and such followed.


I'll just say this about that:

It's "Her" day. Guys don't spend much, if any, time thinking about it. Certainly not years or even decades before they even met the person that they will marry. If a guy had his way it'd be a Justice of the Peace and a dinner at a restaurant. Dinner is optional. Guy's just say "Yes dear" and leave it at that. We don't pick out the flowers, we don't pick out just the right place settings or the perfect tablecloth color, or the fonts on the invitations (we might pick MS Comic Sans which is why we don't do it) or anything else like that. The bride has already done all of that in her mind a long time ago. Our job is to say our vows, say I do, buy the rings and walk back down the aisle. Then the real work starts.
 
2017-11-22 07:29:37 PM  

Weatherkiss: I sure am glad Fark stopped encouraging misogyny, otherwise I might have gotten the impression that Meghan McCain's breasts are the only notable features she has.


Who?
 
2017-11-22 07:31:14 PM  

Weatherkiss: I sure am glad Fark stopped encouraging misogyny, otherwise I might have gotten the impression that Meghan McCain's breasts are the only notable features she has.


I'm gonna have to go with the photo evidence. And the other notable feature is that she is John McCain's daughter, which does nothing for me.

Natalie Portmanteau: ValisIV: When you accept the engagement, you're together for life. The rest is a formality.
Well, like half the time.


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2017-11-22 07:33:59 PM  

Weatherkiss: I sure am glad Fark stopped encouraging misogyny, otherwise I might have gotten the impression that Meghan McCain's breasts are the only notable features she has.


Well, she's dumb as a tack as well.  So she's got that going for her.
 
2017-11-22 07:38:47 PM  

Weatherkiss: I sure am glad Fark stopped encouraging misogyny, otherwise I might have gotten the impression that Meghan McCain's breasts are the only notable features she has.


It ain't her brain, that's for damn sure. Maybe she has nice feet or something.
 
2017-11-22 07:43:43 PM  
I actually started to enjoy watching replays of the "The View" on YouTube for a while.  The cast seemed to gel together and some topics were interesting to listen to.
Then they hired Meghan McCain to replace Jedidiah Bila.  I can't watch it anymore.  She acts like she owns the show and her presence there is disruptive.
 
2017-11-22 07:44:02 PM  
Congratulations. I hope they have a happy life.
 
2017-11-22 07:44:14 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: white people fail up


Rich whites fail up.  Poor whites fail downward under exaggerated gravity, but they cheer the years failures as they do--it gives them comfort to imagine that they're part of the same club.
 
2017-11-22 07:45:54 PM  

Azz: Am I the only one who sees David Koechner?

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Gross.
 
2017-11-22 07:50:27 PM  
Having her dad there was probably the main reason for the short engagement.

In the back of my mind I figured that she would become less conservative once her dad leaves the scene. But now she's married to a derpy guy so that's going to be postponed.

Here's to the conservative couple. May their children go the natural way and become outrageous hippies. :-)
 
2017-11-22 07:55:52 PM  
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2017-11-22 07:57:03 PM  

Musikslayer: Weatherkiss: I sure am glad Fark stopped encouraging misogyny, otherwise I might have gotten the impression that Meghan McCain's breasts are the only notable features she has.

It ain't her brain, that's for damn sure. Maybe she has nice feet or something.


She wouldn't know.
 
2017-11-22 08:02:53 PM  
Will the reception include guns, tax cuts and strippers? I assume so.
 
2017-11-22 08:04:30 PM  

fortheloveof: ValisIV: Likely wants Dad at her wedding. That said:

I also don't see the need to have long times between engagement and a wedding, unless you're planning a spectacle to rival the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.  Give enough time for travel plans for people, and go get hitched. A month or two seems good, unless you're doing the afore mentioned large party or have big families or such. When you accept the engagement, you're together for life. The rest is a formality.

CSB:
So I pop the question and my wife starts planning.  She asks my opinion on some stuff along the way but I stayed pretty quiet about most of the planning.

So one night she's agonizing over flowers for the tables and is down to two.  She asks me which one and I look and pick fairly quickly.

She is livid, "it's almost like you don't care about the wedding!"

My quick response, "Honey the wedding is just an announcement of what I already knew in my heart when I asked for your hand.  You being happy and enjoying it are more important to me than the ceremony."

Hugs and snuggles and such followed.


When I asked my wife if she would do anal, I just got slapped and told to go to bed.  Picking out flowers together for the big event sounds much nicer.
 
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