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2017-11-22 08:35:12 AM  
I resemble that remark.
 
2017-11-22 09:00:41 AM  
Guess again, subby.
 
2017-11-22 09:04:54 AM  
People use computers to send emails.

Checkerbingounomate e-libtadores.
 
2017-11-22 09:42:25 AM  
This is why the internet must be destroyed.
 
2017-11-22 10:00:06 AM  
Reading is hard. Couldn't I just watch Fox and have them issue me thoughts?
 
2017-11-22 10:06:25 AM  

Diogenes: This is why the internet must be destroyed.


Ajit Pai's on it.
 
2017-11-22 10:08:27 AM  
Stop trying to second guess the farking election for the umpteenth time.

People didn't vote for Trump in greater numbers than Romney in 2016. They voted for Hillary in fewer numbers.

Trump didn't do any better than previous GOP candidates. There's no need to drag these knuckdragging assholes kicking and screaming into the 21st century, so please stop trying.
 
2017-11-22 11:33:19 AM  
Guilty as charged.
 
2017-11-22 11:51:56 AM  
The joke's on YOU, I don't have to be at work until 1:30pm, I work the tech crew 2nd shift. I'm still at home!

Which means I'll be looking at the thread updates later on in a window behind the ticketing system window.
 
2017-11-22 11:54:14 AM  
Statistically speaking, you probably voted for Hillary no matter what you're doing.  Unless you're a member of the Electoral College.
 
2017-11-22 12:06:14 PM  
A more accurat headline would read: If you're on Fark, you probably voted for Hillary
 
2017-11-22 12:09:26 PM  

8 inches: A more accurat headline would read: If you're on Fark, you probably voted for Hillary


Well, we can't all be on 4chan.
 
2017-11-22 12:32:16 PM  
Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.

/Sorry.
 
2017-11-22 12:32:58 PM  
And if you are an adult who doesn't know how to use a computer to begin with, you probably voted for Trump.
 
2017-11-22 12:34:09 PM  
Yep.

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2017-11-22 12:46:52 PM  
True. Most people who voted for Trump don't want to work.
 
2017-11-22 12:47:04 PM  
Work?  I'm a trust fund hipster Bernie Bro!
 
2017-11-22 12:49:44 PM  
Supposed to be working while on fark?  Silly submitter, Russians couldn't vote for Hillary
 
2017-11-22 12:50:25 PM  
If by "working" you mean "wanking", then yes, guilty as charged.
 
2017-11-22 12:51:27 PM  
Yep, voted for Hillary even though I preferred (and voted for Bernie) in the primary. The reasoning was simple: Even though, in my opinion, Hillary was a Corporatist she was better than Donald the Crazyfarkingloon. It really was that simple for me:

Corporatist -> Crazyfarkingloon

She would win my vote in that matchup everyday of the week. To paraphrase Jubal Harshaw: the difference between "bad" and "worse" is far larger than the difference between "good" and "better" when it comes to politics.
 
2017-11-22 12:53:59 PM  
Yeah, work.  That's what I do all day at my WFH job.  Totes.
 
2017-11-22 12:55:41 PM  

inglixthemad: Crazyfarkingloon


I'm sorry, I read that as crazy Fark Klingon
 
2017-11-22 12:59:19 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-22 12:59:20 PM  
yes to all
what do i win? is it a kick in the nads? cause i love those
 
2017-11-22 01:00:29 PM  

bdub77: Stop trying to second guess the farking election for the umpteenth time.

People didn't vote for Trump in greater numbers than Romney in 2016. They voted for Hillary in fewer numbers.

Trump didn't do any better than previous GOP candidates. There's no need to drag these knuckdragging assholes kicking and screaming into the 21st century, so please stop trying.


Yep. Republicans get the same results, give or take a few votes, every presidential election. Democrats are the ones who have to clear that bar to win.
 
2017-11-22 01:01:06 PM  
!! ...I ...I'm not -- I don't -- !!

Shut up.
 
2017-11-22 01:01:39 PM  
What can I say, I multitask.

Granted, I'm not at work today.
 
2017-11-22 01:03:41 PM  

Alphax: What can I say, I multitask.

Granted, I'm not at work today.


I am, but since a lot of people aren't there isn't much to do.  So ... hello fark.  And youtube.  And mandatory training videos.
 
2017-11-22 01:03:51 PM  
Subby might get clearer results if they compared people who get all their news from AM radio vs. Homo sapiens.
 
2017-11-22 01:04:36 PM  
Working with, not on.
 
2017-11-22 01:06:22 PM  

Destructor: Guess again, subby.


The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.

/Sorry.


FTH: If you're supposed to be working on a computer while reading this on Fark, you probably voted for Hillary

You're not helping your cause (whatever it is) when you demonstrate that you don't know what "probably" means.
 
2017-11-22 01:07:08 PM  
Oh, goody, yet another article about how liberals are mean and city folk and how the poor conservatives are just left behind on their farms, totes disenfranchised, l even when job retraining is offered to help them segway into modernity.

/ not this thread again
 
2017-11-22 01:08:36 PM  
If you're hearing this over AM talk radio you probably voted for Trump.
 
2017-11-22 01:08:37 PM  

The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.



Because you're British? Canadian?
 
2017-11-22 01:09:34 PM  

bdub77: Stop trying to second guess the farking election for the umpteenth time.

People didn't vote for Trump in greater numbers than Romney in 2016. They voted for Hillary in fewer numbers.

Trump didn't do any better than previous GOP candidates. There's no need to drag these knuckdragging assholes kicking and screaming into the 21st century, so please stop trying.


He actually did a little worse. He got fewer votes than either McCain or Romney.
 
2017-11-22 01:10:21 PM  

sirrerun: The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.


Because you're British? Canadian?


Bob.
 
2017-11-22 01:11:37 PM  

Jaymark108: Destructor: Guess again, subby.

The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.

/Sorry.

FTH: If you're supposed to be working on a computer while reading this on Fark, you probably voted for Hillary

You're not helping your cause (whatever it is) when you demonstrate that you don't know what "probably" means.


Not to mention, if you spell 'mold' with a 'u' you probably aren't voting in US elections.

/probably
//Just the one
///well, two now
 
2017-11-22 01:12:12 PM  

Destructor: Guess again, subby.


No need to. Subby just forgot to add "or you're just here for mindless low quality trolling."
 
2017-11-22 01:12:31 PM  
Aaaand it's been covered.
 
2017-11-22 01:15:14 PM  

Kegluneq: Alphax: What can I say, I multitask.

Granted, I'm not at work today.

I am, but since a lot of people aren't there isn't much to do.  So ... hello fark.  And youtube.  And mandatory training videos.


Yeah, my hotel is having a very slow week.  Big time for travel, but most people stay with family.

I did take my first sick day, er night, in many years.  After a tortuous few hours of wait in the ER, I found out I have gall stones.  Doing okay now, but I'll likely get the gall bladder taken out later.
 
2017-11-22 01:15:35 PM  

sirrerun: The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.


Because you're British? Canadian?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-22 01:16:18 PM  
WRONG LIBBY! I didn't! I work on this here computer all the time!The only three keys my freedom-board needs are M, A, and G! And another A!

/and this weird ä thingy, apparently
//and ö, for some reason
///and the slash
 
2017-11-22 01:17:22 PM  

Alphax: Kegluneq: Alphax: What can I say, I multitask.

Granted, I'm not at work today.

I am, but since a lot of people aren't there isn't much to do.  So ... hello fark.  And youtube.  And mandatory training videos.

Yeah, my hotel is having a very slow week.  Big time for travel, but most people stay with family.

I did take my first sick day, er night, in many years.  After a tortuous few hours of wait in the ER, I found out I have gall stones.  Doing okay now, but I'll likely get the gall bladder taken out later.


See if they can just irrigate it and clean out the stones. I had my gall bladder removed because of gall stones and have regretted it ever since.
 
2017-11-22 01:18:56 PM  

The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.

/Sorry.


Are you, in fact, sorry?  Sorry that your pathetic, hipsterish affinity for some "edgy" hobby-candidate (or, more likely, staying at home and smoking a bowl instead of doing your civic duty to vote) has doomed our once-proud Republic to any empty, laughable parody of a fascistic hellscape?

Just curious.

/not actually curious
 
2017-11-22 01:19:09 PM  

Skwishmitten: WRONG LIBBY! I didn't! I work on this here computer all the time!The only three keys my freedom-board needs are M, A, and G! And another A!

/and this weird ä thingy, apparently
//and ö, for some reason
///and the slash


Mikhail! How much times must be telling English has not ö and ä.
Cover is, how they say, blowers.
 
2017-11-22 01:19:36 PM  

Vacation Bible School: sirrerun: The-Brain: Nope.
Didn't vote for Trump either.
Not everyone fits the mould.


Because you're British? Canadian?

Bob.


What Dü you mean?
 
2017-11-22 01:21:09 PM  

yakmans_dad: Alphax: Kegluneq: Alphax: What can I say, I multitask.

Granted, I'm not at work today.

I am, but since a lot of people aren't there isn't much to do.  So ... hello fark.  And youtube.  And mandatory training videos.

Yeah, my hotel is having a very slow week.  Big time for travel, but most people stay with family.

I did take my first sick day, er night, in many years.  After a tortuous few hours of wait in the ER, I found out I have gall stones.  Doing okay now, but I'll likely get the gall bladder taken out later.

See if they can just irrigate it and clean out the stones. I had my gall bladder removed because of gall stones and have regretted it ever since.


I'll try to keep that in mind.. the doctor I'm suppost to see about that didn't have an opening to see me until 3 weeks from now.
 
2017-11-22 01:22:52 PM  

Aquapope: Statistically speaking, you probably voted for Hillary no matter what you're doing.  Unless you're a member of the Electoral College.


Statistically speaking, you probably didn't vote at all. There were way more non-voters than voters for any candidate.
 
2017-11-22 01:25:18 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: Oh, goody, yet another article about how liberals are mean and city folk and how the poor conservatives are just left behind on their farms, totes disenfranchised, l even when job retraining is offered to help them segway into modernity.

/ not this thread again


It's a slow weaning off from their weekly opioid safaris where they ogle white trash and take down their every word as if it's a lost tribe's dying elder telling you about how Colin Kaepernick is to blame for the mine not hiring anyone.
 
2017-11-22 01:26:54 PM  
Simon and Garfunkel - I Am A Rock
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They have their books and their poetry to protect them.
 
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