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(International Business Times)   Corporation with big plans for any water found on Mars sending experiment to International Space Station on next resupply mission. Fark: It's Budweiser, and you better believe they have a mission patch   ( ibtimes.com) divider line
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2017-11-22 06:07:29 AM  
Share water.
 
2017-11-22 06:22:33 AM  
Send a bunch of brewers yeasts to Mars. Maybe a yeast infection is what is needed to get terraforming started.
 
2017-11-22 07:09:02 AM  
Their slogan, "Mars:  All we got's Budweiser.  Want a Sam Adams?  Just go that way for thirty-five million miles"
 
2017-11-22 08:34:53 AM  
The best part of sending Budweiser to the ISS is if they run out of water, they can use the Bud to flush the toilets.

/Yes nerds, I know they use a vacuum
 
2017-11-22 08:35:11 AM  
Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.
 
2017-11-22 08:35:15 AM  

BalugaJoe: Share water.


All that groks is bud.
 
2017-11-22 08:37:22 AM  
If I  were them, I would try to master making good beer on Earth before tackling bad beer. On Mars. That's just me, though.
 
2017-11-22 08:38:59 AM  
Won't the colonists be suffering enough?
 
2017-11-22 08:39:08 AM  
You go to school for 20 years, outperforming 99.9999% of  your peers. You train for another 10 years eventually becoming the best of the best. You're launched into space, basically on a bomb, hurtling at extreme peril up through the atmosphere, into orbit, then you sling shot out of orbit into a nine month journey. The trip is hell. You're crammed into a small space with five others, all of them farting continually. The boredom alone is torture, except for those moments of extreme panic when things go momentarily awry. Somehow  you make it to Mars. After a couple of excited days you board the landing vehicle and descend down to the surface; somehow the trip down is even more dangerous and harrowing than the launch. Excitedly you open the door and step onto the surface of a new world. This is what you spent your entire life preparing for. And all they have here is Budweiser.
 
2017-11-22 08:39:31 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: The best part of sending Budweiser to the ISS is if they run out of water, they can use the Bud to flush the toilets.

/Yes nerds, I know they use a vacuum


Where do you think they got the Budweiser in the first place?
 
2017-11-22 08:40:42 AM  

Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.


First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.
 
2017-11-22 08:42:00 AM  
Bud, weiser companies should have sponsored this stunt.
 
2017-11-22 08:42:20 AM  

BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.


Wasn't it a floor wax or a dessert topping at first?
 
2017-11-22 08:43:56 AM  
So on the mobile the mission patch looks like it has a box of McD's french fries on it.

Second, why are they sending barley and not rice?
 
2017-11-22 08:45:10 AM  
Beer? I'll stick with Phobos-shine.
 
2017-11-22 08:45:57 AM  
Budweiser, huh? I thought NASA figured out urine recycling already.
 
2017-11-22 08:48:46 AM  
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/I think I've seen the movie.
 
2017-11-22 08:51:23 AM  
Bud. In space!

/Wrong bud.
//How high are you?
///Yes.
 
2017-11-22 08:55:57 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: The best part of sending Budweiser to the ISS is if they run out of water, they can use the Bud to flush the toilets.

/Yes nerds, I know they use a vacuum


Well, technically they need a pressure differential.  And since Bud's carbonated, all they need to do is shake the can before attaching it to the [modified] toilet and pop it.  Explosive gases should push the contents out.

/i am not a rocket surgeon
/although I do take up a significant amount of space
 
2017-11-22 09:03:21 AM  
I can't stand bud light, bud isn't that bad
 
2017-11-22 09:04:32 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: MajorTubeSteak: The best part of sending Budweiser to the ISS is if they run out of water, they can use the Bud to flush the toilets.

/Yes nerds, I know they use a vacuum

Well, technically they need a pressure differential.  And since Bud's carbonated, all they need to do is shake the can before attaching it to the [modified] toilet and pop it.  Explosive gases should push the contents out.

/i am not a rocket surgeon
/although I do take up a significant amount of space


It's Thanksgiving so I'll allow it.
 
2017-11-22 09:09:41 AM  

OldJames: I can't stand bud light, bud isn't that bad


Yeah, there are worse things to drink.
Bleach,ammonia and gasoline come to mind.
 
2017-11-22 09:13:03 AM  

BigSquibowski: OldJames: I can't stand bud light, bud isn't that bad

Yeah, there are worse things to drink.
Bleach,ammonia and gasoline come to mind.


I bet I haven't had one in ... 30 years? Er, more? I should... wait, nah.
 
2017-11-22 09:18:18 AM  
New trivia question... What's the worst beer on 2 planets in the Milky Way ?
 
2017-11-22 09:28:43 AM  
I don't care what any of you people say Budweiser is a good beer.
 
2017-11-22 09:32:48 AM  

DubtodaIll: I don't care what any of you people say Budweiser is a good beer.


ThisIsBait.jpg
 
2017-11-22 09:33:33 AM  
Kind of sad the patch didn't have Spuds
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2017-11-22 09:34:28 AM  

RottNDude: Bud, weiser companies should have sponsored this stunt.


I'm thinking a photsh
 
2017-11-22 09:35:45 AM  

BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.


I'm thinking a Photoshop contest.  Favorite alcoholic beverage mission patch.
 
2017-11-22 09:41:34 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: DubtodaIll: I don't care what any of you people say Budweiser is a good beer.

ThisIsBait.jpg


No it's my opinion.
 
2017-11-22 09:45:06 AM  
Nestle's already claimed all the water elsewhere in the solar system.
 
2017-11-22 10:09:55 AM  
Budweiser is fine beer, and you neckbeards need a new shtick.
 
2017-11-22 10:14:10 AM  
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"A be in space, ya'll!"
 
2017-11-22 10:19:28 AM  

BalugaJoe: Share water.


May you never thirst.
 
2017-11-22 10:19:59 AM  

DubtodaIll: MajorTubeSteak: DubtodaIll: I don't care what any of you people say Budweiser is a good beer.

ThisIsBait.jpg

No it's my opinion.


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2017-11-22 10:25:30 AM  
Does Budweiser even use barley?  I thought it was brewed with rice and ferret urine nowadays.
 
2017-11-22 10:28:31 AM  

BalugaJoe: Share water.


I grok what you did there.
 
2017-11-22 10:31:30 AM  

RJReves: BalugaJoe: Share water.

All that groks is bud.


That is so wrong. Funny but wrong.

/Also, tiny fist, etc.
//Not even close to a simulpost
///I have poor impulse control
 
2017-11-22 10:35:17 AM  

Whiskey Dickens: Budweiser is fine beer, and you neckbeards need a new shtick.


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2017-11-22 10:37:23 AM  
So they want to be the first to brag about using Maritan water in their beer, did they consider possible side effects?

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2017-11-22 11:01:33 AM  

mr intrepid: BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.

I'm thinking a Photoshop contest.  Favorite alcoholic beverage mission patch.


I don't even do Photoshop and I like that idea.

Pick a product, pick a solar system body, make a patch.

The best one gets unending admiration.
 
2017-11-22 11:06:41 AM  

RJReves: mr intrepid: BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.

I'm thinking a Photoshop contest.  Favorite alcoholic beverage mission patch.

I don't even do Photoshop and I like that idea.

Pick a product, pick a solar system body, make a patch.

The best one gets unending admiration.


It will all be Preparation H to Uranus.
 
2017-11-22 11:09:20 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.

Wasn't it a floor wax or a dessert topping at first?


I think it was a method of providing drinkable water from a contaminated source, originally.

/from the modern perspective that sounds silly
//we have much better methods of purifying water now
///but if your choices are Budweiser or dysentery...
 
2017-11-22 11:13:32 AM  

MajorTubeSteak: DubtodaIll: MajorTubeSteak: DubtodaIll: I don't care what any of you people say Budweiser is a good beer.

ThisIsBait.jpg

No it's my opinion.

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As you're free to do.
 
2017-11-22 11:42:21 AM  

docilej: New trivia question... What's the worst beer on 2 planets in the Milky Way ?


Genny cream ale comes to mind, I'd try it again to be sure, but I don't want to spend thanksgiving sitting on the john
 
2017-11-22 11:54:50 AM  
ArcadianRefugee:
Well, technically they need a pressure differential.  And since Bud's carbonated, all they need to do is shake the can before attaching it to the [modified] toilet and pop it.  Explosive gases should push the contents out.

"
Explosive gases should push the contents out." slogan was already taken by Taco Bell in space.
 
2017-11-22 02:04:29 PM  
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Do you want flying beer monsters? Because thats how you get flying beer monsters.
 
2017-11-22 02:26:04 PM  

LOLITROLU: I think it was a method of providing drinkable water from a contaminated source, originally.

/from the modern perspective that sounds silly
//we have much better methods of purifying water now
///but if your choices are Budweiser or dysentery...


I'd pick Budweiser, but I'd have to take a moment to think about it first.
 
2017-11-22 06:38:15 PM  

MajorTubeSteak: BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.

Wasn't it a floor wax or a dessert topping at first?


Not exactly, no.

Budweiser is PISS Super Bowl Commercial
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2017-11-23 04:07:30 AM  

fifthhorseman: RJReves: mr intrepid: BigSquibowski: Preston Preston: Happy thought?  Beer on Mars!
Sad thought?  Budweiser.

First problem is mistaking Budweiser for beer.

I'm thinking a Photoshop contest.  Favorite alcoholic beverage mission patch.

I don't even do Photoshop and I like that idea.

Pick a product, pick a solar system body, make a patch.

The best one gets unending admiration.

It will all be Preparation H to Uranus.


More like Preparation D, amirite?
 
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