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(Some Guy)   Some 2000 years ago, Jesus turned water into wine. This guy in Tasmania is turning sheep whey into vodka   ( weeklytimesnow.com.au) divider line
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2017-11-20 01:32:23 PM  
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2017-11-20 01:34:51 PM  

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2017-11-20 01:34:53 PM  
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2017-11-20 01:42:30 PM  
Just been reading the scientific literature for turning whey into ethanol.  It's the chemical engineer in me...
 
2017-11-20 01:42:53 PM  
Big deal.  I can turn wine in to urine.
 
2017-11-20 02:21:13 PM  
Lumpy vodak?
 
2017-11-20 02:21:20 PM  
What's a sheep whey?
 
2017-11-20 02:21:43 PM  
MA WHERES MY PROTEIN?!
 
2017-11-20 02:24:21 PM  
Do ewe even lift, bro?
 
2017-11-20 02:24:21 PM  

abhorrent1: What's a sheep whey?


Buck and a half?
 
2017-11-20 02:24:21 PM  
Isn't that just kefir?

/It's not kefir
 
2017-11-20 02:25:06 PM  
Kumis?
 
2017-11-20 02:26:16 PM  

yakmans_dad: abhorrent1: What's a sheep whey?

Buck and a half?


Came here for this.
/is it made of wood? Does it float?!?!
 
2017-11-20 02:27:05 PM  
ew
 
2017-11-20 02:28:56 PM  
That sounds incredibly disgusting.
 
2017-11-20 02:29:25 PM  
Misread that as "sheep gay into vodka".

/Band name, genre TBD
 
2017-11-20 02:33:39 PM  
People are always going on about how Jesus turned the water into at the Wedding in Cana.

They never mention that he didn't bring a present and that his disciples ate the Father of the Bride out of house and home because they never knew where their next meal was coming from.

"This miracle is for you!" he said, smugly.

Cheap no good Sonofagod!

Like the old joke says, we would sooner have had the cash, if you don't mind, God-Boy!

(grumble, grumble, moan, whine, biatch, complain)
 
2017-11-20 02:34:01 PM  
Some people are just never happy leaving well enough alone,.
 
2017-11-20 02:34:58 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: Isn't that just kefir


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2017-11-20 02:36:36 PM  
But did they split the beer atom?

/where'd I put my chisel
// tink tink tink
///BOOM
 
2017-11-20 02:38:47 PM  
EVIDENCE OF THE SECOND COMING!!!
 
2017-11-20 02:40:13 PM  
Actually cow whey is much more common than sheep whey. If I could find a way to turn cow whey into ethanol, I would be eternally drunk able to fuel this nation for a generation.
 
2017-11-20 02:40:22 PM  
Now the vodka can do him dirty, instead of the sheep
 
2017-11-20 02:40:35 PM  
Popeye The Sailor Man Ep 71 Leave Well Enough Alone
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2017-11-20 02:40:39 PM  
And I discarded gallons of that stuff.

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2017-11-20 02:44:15 PM  
Small-batch artisan-made grass-fed free-range fair-trade gluten-free Whey Beer coming to a gentrified neighborhood in 3...2...
 
2017-11-20 02:52:16 PM  
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2017-11-20 03:10:03 PM  
Let me know when they turn goat piss into gasoline
 
2017-11-20 03:16:19 PM  

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WTF? And that goes for both with and without the added text. Why would anyone with enough talent to draw that choose to draw THAT?
 
2017-11-20 03:18:53 PM  
On the plus side, not vegan.
 
2017-11-20 03:25:01 PM  
Seldom mentioned, and perhaps of note is that the turning of water into wine was Jesus' first miracle.
 
2017-11-20 03:37:52 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I view things as being the sum of their parts.  If something is made from not-potatoes, then it is not vodka, which, as everyone knows, is made with potatoes.

So what they've created is "something very like vodka".  But it cannot actually be vodka.

Unless the sheep eat potatoes, in order to make the "whey" (whatever the hell that is.)  Then that's a different story.
 
2017-11-20 03:38:03 PM  
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2017-11-20 03:42:27 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: Just been reading the scientific literature for turning whey into ethanol.  It's the chemical engineer in me...


It's really unclear what he is doing exactly and whether the process is microbial or entirely enzymatic. It's definitely not intuitive and there would have to be some nitrogenous wastes.
 
2017-11-20 03:59:43 PM  

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2017-11-20 04:24:47 PM  
IN Cana some 2000 years ago, Jesus purportedly turned water into wine. In Tasmania, Ryan Hartshorn is just as remarkably turning sheep whey into vodka.

Really? Making vodka from sheep whey is just as remarkable as turning water into wine? Alert the media pope! Ryan Hartshorn of Tasmania might be Jesus!

durbnpoisn: Maybe it's just me, but I view things as being the sum of their parts.  If something is made from not-potatoes, then it is not vodka, which, as everyone knows, is made with potatoes.

So what they've created is "something very like vodka".  But it cannot actually be vodka.


Take it up with most of the vodka makers in the United States since most of it isn't made with potatoes. I'm not sure about the rest of the world be we also import a lot of vodka that's not made with potatoes.
 
2017-11-20 05:12:46 PM  
"This vodak tastes gamey"
 
2017-11-20 05:18:30 PM  

patrick767: IN Cana some 2000 years ago, Jesus purportedly turned water into wine. In Tasmania, Ryan Hartshorn is just as remarkably turning sheep whey into vodka.

Really? Making vodka from sheep whey is just as remarkable as turning water into wine? Alert the media pope! Ryan Hartshorn of Tasmania might be Jesus!

durbnpoisn: Maybe it's just me, but I view things as being the sum of their parts.  If something is made from not-potatoes, then it is not vodka, which, as everyone knows, is made with potatoes.

So what they've created is "something very like vodka".  But it cannot actually be vodka.

Take it up with most of the vodka makers in the United States since most of it isn't made with potatoes. I'm not sure about the rest of the world be we also import a lot of vodka that's not made with potatoes.


Wiki says potatoes or cereal grains. Awesome.

Where the fark does sheep whey come in?
 
2017-11-20 06:00:03 PM  
What's a sheep whey?
 
2017-11-20 07:46:46 PM  

8 inches: Big deal.  I can turn wine in to urine.


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2017-11-21 01:59:44 AM  

8 inches: Big deal.  I can turn wine in to urine.


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2017-11-21 11:47:58 AM  
Thank you Subby, for not using that ANNOYING fark cliche from 2 decades ago.
 
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