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(WREG Memphis)   19-year-old found guilty in triple hair weave murder. You'd think a gun would have been easier   ( wreg.com) divider line
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2017-11-20 11:03:30 AM  
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2017-11-20 12:22:37 PM  
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2017-11-20 12:51:30 PM  
It's too early to talk about hair weaves.
 
2017-11-20 03:27:15 PM  
"She only got the little extra three bundles of hair, maybe $200 or $300. It wasn't worth a life," said Tate's mother, Gloria.

She's right, that's not much, it's truly the lesser of two weave hauls.
 
2017-11-20 04:18:39 PM  
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2017-11-20 05:45:24 PM  
Isaac fell to the ground in shock as the first guilty verdict was read around 7 p.m. Friday after about three hours of deliberations.

What a drama llama.
 
2017-11-20 05:45:25 PM  
That hurr done got did
 
2017-11-20 05:49:10 PM  
Three people dead over fake hair. I'm sure it's the racist police that caused this!
 
2017-11-20 05:50:22 PM  

omegaic: Three people dead over fake hair. I'm sure it's the racist police that caused this!


Only if it's white and male racist police and that's just terrible
 
2017-11-20 05:52:06 PM  
Oh what a tangled web.
 
2017-11-20 06:00:13 PM  
The embryo was the charge in which they convicted her of criminally negligent homicide and the reckless homicide was for the female victim,

Embryo eh?    Remember, life begins at arousal

/at least some of the breeding was put on hold for a bit
//joking.
 
2017-11-20 06:00:37 PM  

omegaic: Three people dead over fake hair. I'm sure it's the racist police that caused this!


Don't be silly. The police never do anything wrong.
 
2017-11-20 06:01:21 PM  
How tight were those weaves?
 
2017-11-20 06:01:47 PM  
Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.
 
2017-11-20 06:02:41 PM  
Ironically (?), she probably will never be able to wear a weave ever again. I'm guessing that's something they don't allow in maximum security.
 
2017-11-20 06:12:23 PM  
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2017-11-20 06:12:50 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.


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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?
 
OOF
2017-11-20 06:16:01 PM  
Isaac fell to the ground in shock as the first guilty verdict was read around 7 p.m. Friday after about three hours of deliberations.

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2017-11-20 06:17:37 PM  

Percise1: But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?


It's not that life is cheap in their culture, it's that you'd rather murder someone and sit in jail for the rest of your life than be disrespected. The whole weave/kicks scene is rife with people being shot to death for smudging someone else's sneakers or pulling out someone's fake hair.

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2017-11-20 06:18:34 PM  
Oh, and apparently Shelby was tried in Shelby by Shelbys. Seriously.
The scene was described Tuesday to a Shelby County jury as the trial of a 19-year-old Memphis woman on murder charges began in Shelby County Criminal Court.
http://www.commercialappeal.com/story​/​news/courts/2017/11/14/19-year-old-wom​an-trial-charged-killing-three-includi​ng-pregnant-woman-unborn-baby/85919800​1/

/shelby
 
OOF
2017-11-20 06:21:21 PM  

Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?


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2017-11-20 06:25:49 PM  
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2017-11-20 06:49:11 PM  

omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,


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2017-11-20 07:11:41 PM  
"Let Mr. Ray's show you how to knock years off of your life!" no longer seems like such a great slogan...


Mr. Ray's Hair Weave Center
Youtube RdFQoTDVlac
 
2017-11-20 07:27:20 PM  
Doesn't the application of homicide to an unborn child effectively asset that it's a person? In which case, surely abortion has to be homicide too?

There have been attempts by pro-life campaigners in the UK to extend the law on murder to fetuses for just this reason, but their efforts have failed and the charge here would have been "child destruction", not murder or manslaughter,
 
2017-11-20 07:29:51 PM  

orbister: Doesn't the application of homicide to an unborn child effectively asset that it's a person? In which case, surely abortion has to be homicide too?

There have been attempts by pro-life campaigners in the UK to extend the law on murder to fetuses for just this reason, but their efforts have failed and the charge here would have been "child destruction", not murder or manslaughter,


The issue here is that the mother is the only person who can say whether her child is a human or not. Their determination usually depends on how convenient the pregnancy and impending childbirth are. If it doesn't happen to be a very good time for the mother, the baby is nothing more than a cancerous collection of cells that needs to be vacuumed right up. In this case, since the mother is dead, the state can step in and say it was a real baby which allows them to slap another charge on.
 
2017-11-20 07:50:59 PM  

Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?


Because it is cheap.  Supply and Demand.  Simple Economics.  It's not like we're running low on people.  In fact, unemployment rates, resource scarcity, and environmental impact would suggest that we have a surplus.
 
2017-11-20 08:16:21 PM  
So did EJ Tate steal the weaves?
 
2017-11-20 08:24:54 PM  
"She only got the little extra three bundles of hair, maybe $200 or $300. It wasn't worth a life," said Tate's mother, Gloria.

For some reason I am reminded of Jack Sparrow saying "Fortunately, he was mum as to the condition in which these souls need be."
 
2017-11-20 08:56:07 PM  

Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?


It's easy for them to create a life, bro.   You lick it, then stick it, and BAM  babby is formed   FREE Babby
 
2017-11-20 08:59:44 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?

It's easy for them to create a life, bro.   You lick it, then stick it, and BAM  babby is formed   FREE Babby


*fromed
 
2017-11-20 09:15:25 PM  

I Browse: omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,

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Reading the rest of the posts, did I just trip down a Alt_Hole?
But I did laugh at "tumbleweave". Sorry, but that was funny regardless...
 
2017-11-20 09:22:01 PM  
Sad this happened...unbeweaveable!
 
2017-11-20 09:30:29 PM  

Percise1: I Browse: omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,

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Reading the rest of the posts, did I just trip down a Alt_Hole?
But I did laugh at "tumbleweave". Sorry, but that was funny regardless...


Why do you ask this question? Do you feel disrespected?
 
2017-11-20 09:32:40 PM  

Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?


you've got a nation of people doing a lousy job raising their children. prisons are over crowded for some damn reason.
 
2017-11-20 09:36:20 PM  

I Browse: omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,

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Omegaic thinks liberals treat black people like he and his party treats the police, the military, and white southerners - perpetual victims of circumstances beyond their control. I'd bet he was jacking off when he saw the link and saw black people behaving foolishly.

Christ almighty, no one has ever said that there aren't  dumb black people (or any other race in the world).
 
2017-11-20 09:40:47 PM  

Big_Doofus: Percise1: I Browse: omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,

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Reading the rest of the posts, did I just trip down a Alt_Hole?
But I did laugh at "tumbleweave". Sorry, but that was funny regardless...

Why do you ask this question? Do you feel disrespected?


No! I get all the respect at Fark that I could handle...

sinko swimo: you've got a nation of people doing a lousy job raising their children. prisons are over crowded for some damn reason.


True, but Republicans, LE and for profit prisons work for their greater good, so...
 
2017-11-20 10:54:28 PM  

Percise1: Big_Doofus: Percise1: I Browse: omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,

[img.fark.net image 294x430][View Full Size image _x_]

Reading the rest of the posts, did I just trip down a Alt_Hole?
But I did laugh at "tumbleweave". Sorry, but that was funny regardless...

Why do you ask this question? Do you feel disrespected?

No! I get all the respect at Fark that I could handle...

sinko swimo: you've got a nation of people doing a lousy job raising their children. prisons are over crowded for some damn reason.

True, but Republicans, LE and for profit prisons work for their greater good, so...


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2017-11-21 01:22:23 AM  

LOLITROLU: Percise1: Big_Doofus: Percise1: I Browse: omegaic: It's not that life is cheap in their culture,

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Reading the rest of the posts, did I just trip down a Alt_Hole?
But I did laugh at "tumbleweave". Sorry, but that was funny regardless...

Why do you ask this question? Do you feel disrespected?

No! I get all the respect at Fark that I could handle...

sinko swimo: you've got a nation of people doing a lousy job raising their children. prisons are over crowded for some damn reason.

True, but Republicans, LE and for profit prisons work for their greater good, so...

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Since you are a local, I'll take the time to assplain...

LE lobbies to government (mostly to Republicans) to keep bullsheit crimes on the books and to keep getting military hardware. LE gets new toys (that require training, ie hours) and gets to enforce laws that allow them to go home that evening without hindrance or threat, while Republicans invest in for profit prisons (often run/staffed by former LE). Republicans and LE are "tough on crime" and profit to boot...
Do some reading.
 
2017-11-21 03:46:36 AM  
meh..My headline was better.... "Oh what a tangled hair we weave"

People are idiots. Taking someones life, over hair..


/not bitter
// glad the story made it
/// cause it's totally farky..
 
2017-11-21 10:45:19 AM  
This is the most ghetto crime I've ever heard of.
 
2017-11-21 10:56:45 AM  

Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?


Competitive evolution.

Some people are slaves to their animal nature.
 
2017-11-21 11:28:35 AM  
Damn, Shiniquia!
 
2017-11-21 12:25:35 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Percise1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Not sure what's sadder: being the victims in the "hair weave murders" or the perpetrator.

Victims, I guess.

Hair weaves. Serious farking business.

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Real serious, apparently! This couldn't be over a few hundred dollars though... I wonder if there was any disrespectin' going on?

But for reals, WTF is wrong with people that life is so cheap?

Competitive evolution.

Some people are slaves to their animal nature.


So black peoples are animals and slaves now?!!
WTH.

/https://youtu.be/jKhQ2T_LI5c
 
2017-11-21 03:43:33 PM  
LOL

3 Possibilities:
1) The new poster boy for "Phrasing!"
2) Intentional satire, and therefore brilliant
3) The Alt_Nazi movement has infiltrated Fark
 
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