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(Newsweek)   Eric Trump says daddy isn't playing games with national security; also: "I'M ERIC"   ( newsweek.com) divider line
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2017-11-20 02:45:20 AM  
Uranium One

DRINK!
 
2017-11-20 02:58:34 AM  
Just need a few gifs of him staring at fidget spinners or the glowing ball thing from the other night.
 
2017-11-20 07:56:53 AM  
Ladies and Gentlemen, the alt-right presents: the master race

/where the fark is your chin
 
2017-11-20 07:57:41 AM  
Trump is the greatest thread to national security.  Just ask what's left of the State Department.
 
2017-11-20 07:59:14 AM  
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2017-11-20 07:59:43 AM  
But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.
 
2017-11-20 08:01:09 AM  
The guy who thinks the High Line is a new way to snort coke.

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2017-11-20 08:05:03 AM  

Alfonso the Great: But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.


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/ lul
 
2017-11-20 08:05:16 AM  
These are the dumbest foxes ever to be put in charge of a henhouse.
 
2017-11-20 08:07:43 AM  

Alfonso the Great: But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.


Zero-dimensional tiddlywinks.
 
2017-11-20 08:09:37 AM  
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2017-11-20 08:10:30 AM  
Good interview, buddy! Your tie was straight and all the buttons on your shirt all lined up! I told you that those lessons would pay off -- now let's go for that ice cream!
 
2017-11-20 08:11:51 AM  
Trump also added in the interview that he believed the probe into his father's campaign team's alleged collusion with Russia during the U.S. election was "a total sham."
"The Russia thing is a total sham!" Trump said. "It's total nonsense. There is zero collusion with Russia."


Dear Eric Trump (and any other deep-thinkers who can't wrap their head around this investigation), please take note: the investigation is about Russia's involvement with our election. It happened, it's not a total sham, so please let them do their job. Also, thank you for continuing to blurt out stuff like "WE DIN'T COLLUDE" before your team is even looked at for collusion - you are saving a lot of taxpayer dollars in now-needless reasons to look at what you've done.

Signed,
 The 3-digit IQ Club
 
2017-11-20 08:12:21 AM  

LarryDan43: These are the dumbest foxes ever to be put in charge of a henhouse.


I need to get his on a t-shirt. It would be funny if it wasn't so horrifying.
 
2017-11-20 08:14:37 AM  

Call the Guy: Alfonso the Great: But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.

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/ lul


I think my favorite thing about that (besides the sleeping Mexican in a  sombrero chess piece), is that that the king is in check, but not checkmate.  All Nieto has to do is move once place to the right and he's out of check.  I'm also assuming that the plane above is in play which means the pawn would be blocked and the knight would be unable to attack from that position.

Maybe there are special 3D chess rules that allow Trump to use the wall, dollar sign, and elephant pieces to swoop down and checkmate whenever he wants.  I guess I just can't hang the with Donald Trump:  the brilliant 3D chess savant.
 
2017-11-20 08:15:15 AM  

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Daddy, the top came off.
 
2017-11-20 08:19:00 AM  
IDGAF what the Trump sons have to say about politics. I thought they weren't involved in the current administration.

Lol, yeah, just like Two Scoops isn't still involved in the Trump Organization.

I do want them to keep speaking because like daddy, everything they say makes things worse.

/dig up stupid
 
2017-11-20 08:21:48 AM  
ERIC TRUMP IS A WOMAN! HIS WIFE IS A MAN!
Youtube IrNhzjc-Fkk
 
2017-11-20 08:25:28 AM  
I can't click Newsweek links. It hangs my browser while the 3,500 different ad/malware things load, and when it finally comes to life, I get autoplay video. It is one of the most junk-encrusted sites I've ever seen.
 
2017-11-20 08:28:10 AM  
Wow, he's even less articuate than his father.
 
2017-11-20 08:31:02 AM  
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2017-11-20 08:33:42 AM  
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Ivanka!
Don Jr!
And I'm Eric that's right.
 
2017-11-20 08:33:58 AM  
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I wonder where he get's it from?
 
2017-11-20 08:35:18 AM  
"I'm Eric!  Today I made poopy in the toilet all by myself!"
 
2017-11-20 08:45:07 AM  

Call the Guy: Alfonso the Great: But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.

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/ lul


Is that artist using satire?
 
2017-11-20 08:48:28 AM  
Oh, an I'M ERIC thread. I'll just leave this here for no reason whatsoever

https://www.healthline.com/health/fet​a​l-alcohol-syndrome
 
2017-11-20 08:55:07 AM  
Remember when Donald gave code-word level classified information away to Russian ambassadors because he wanted to seek c
 
2017-11-20 08:57:38 AM  
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2017-11-20 08:58:44 AM  

kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 583x647][View Full Size image _x_]

I wonder where he get's it from?


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2017-11-20 08:58:53 AM  

Alfonso the Great: But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.


Trump isn't playing any kind of chess, he's playing some variant of Bejeweled/Candy Crush. When he claimed CNN was not reporting terrorists attacks, CNN played wall to wall coverage of all the times it covered terrorist attacks. The result of their increased coverage of terrorism resulted in polls showing larger support for the Muslim travel ban.

This was not a calculated move by Trump. He was running his mouth like usual but it worked out for him that time, like when you make a match in Candy Crush that results in cascade of chain reaction matches and you're all like, "I meant to do that. I'm smart!"
 
2017-11-20 09:01:22 AM  

kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 583x647][View Full Size image _x_]

I wonder where he get's it from?


The most horrifying thing about this photo is that apparently President Trump is not, and never has been, a drinker. So he did, and continues to do,  all this stupid shiat SOBER.
 
2017-11-20 09:04:42 AM  

Yakk: [img.fark.net image 850x445]


That routine has become a lot less funny after Jr. first emailed out proof he was attempting to collude with Russia and took the lead in the dumb Trump son competition.
 
2017-11-20 09:10:55 AM  
Imagine if Donald, Donald Jr. and Ivanka all ended up in prison, and only Eric was left to run the Trump "empire."
 
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2017-11-20 09:14:58 AM  

Beast_Ice: Yakk: [img.fark.net image 850x445]

That routine has become a lot less funny after Jr. first emailed out proof he was attempting to collude with Russia and took the lead in the dumb Trump son competition.


The only reason he must not be in jail yet is because Muller wants to triple and quadruple check and make sure there is no way for a sleazy Trump lawyer to find a loophole.
 
2017-11-20 09:16:24 AM  

spaceberry: kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 583x647][View Full Size image _x_]

I wonder where he get's it from?

The most horrifying thing about this photo is that apparently President Trump is not, and never has been, a drinker. So he did, and continues to do,  all this stupid shiat SOBER.


Matbe not a drinker, but definitely does coke
 
2017-11-20 09:21:22 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: Trump isn't playing any kind of chess, he's playing some variant of Bejeweled/Candy Crush.


Pooh sticks. He's playing Pooh sticks.

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/Eric's in the bathroom playing with poo sticks.
 
2017-11-20 09:27:06 AM  

hammettman: Imagine if Donald, Donald Jr. and Ivanka all ended up in prison, and only Eric was left to run the Trump "empire."


He'd still be sentenced to life with his un-lovely bride Lara.
 
2017-11-20 09:54:05 AM  
poor no visible eyebrows Eric still doesn't realize that he and his brother are expendable. The only Borgia child that will be saved is Lucretia.
 
2017-11-20 09:58:04 AM  
More insightful commentary from this twit.
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2017-11-20 10:08:28 AM  
Remember when the Obama and Bush and Clinton and Reagan and Carter and Nixon kids were acting as spokespeople for the president?
 
2017-11-20 10:12:26 AM  

Lost Thought 00: spaceberry: kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 583x647][View Full Size image _x_]

I wonder where he get's it from?

The most horrifying thing about this photo is that apparently President Trump is not, and never has been, a drinker. So he did, and continues to do,  all this stupid shiat SOBER.

Matbe not a drinker, but definitely does coke


"Diet pills."

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2017-11-20 10:29:41 AM  
Why is he commenting on ANYTHING to do with the Administration?

Nice separation you have there, you farking putzes.
 
2017-11-20 10:29:44 AM  

spaceberry: kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 583x647][View Full Size image _x_]

I wonder where he get's it from?

The most horrifying thing about this photo is that apparently President Trump is not, and never has been, a drinker. So he did, and continues to do,  all this stupid shiat SOBER.


FAS comes from the mother.  Who wouldn't be drunk if they were married to that piece of crap?
 
2017-11-20 10:31:32 AM  

Call the Guy: Alfonso the Great: But I was assured by top political analysts that he has been playing 11-D chess this whole time.

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/ lul


Okay, now Garrison's just messing with us.
 
2017-11-20 10:36:46 AM  

ElPrimitivo: More insightful commentary from this twit.
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Definitive proof of Obama's time machine!
 
2017-11-20 10:38:52 AM  
I was wondering how long it would take for him to bring up hillary.
He made it 1 minute and 28 seconds
 
2017-11-20 10:40:40 AM  
Also, he keeps saying "The 3 of us"

There's 4 people at that table, or does the black lady at the end not count?
 
2017-11-20 10:42:10 AM  

zombietheclown: Also, he keeps saying "The 3 of us"

There's 4 people at that table, or does the black lady at the end not count?


3 and 3/5.
 
2017-11-20 10:50:26 AM  
I listened to part of the interview. He kept bringing up Hillary. Hell, he even worked Benghazi in there. If Hillary did not exist, they'd have to make her up to make themselves look better. Hell, she does exist, and they make up stuff about her to look better. Hillary is not a threat. She lost. She hasn't held office for more than four years. But it scares the base, and that's important.
 
2017-11-20 10:50:27 AM  

LovesToSpooge: kmfjd: [i.imgur.com image 583x647][View Full Size image _x_]

I wonder where he get's it from?

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Nice.
 
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