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2017-11-17 05:35:49 PM  
"Miller told place he was friends with the girls' parents. They would reportedly play hide-and-seek and a game called "Ride the Wild Jeff-beast" while at his home, according to police."

JFC
 
2017-11-17 07:34:09 PM  
He probably just figured that being GOP he was obliged to molest chidren. That seems to be what they're throwing their party's support towards these days.

Well, that and the Nazis.
And the Russians.
Have they started trying to elect the ebola virus to office yet?
 
2017-11-17 09:38:16 PM  
I can still remember visiting a friend from college a few years ago that I hadn't seen in quite a while and meeting her daughter. For whatever reason she ran right up to me, threw her arms around my waist and gave me a big hug. Of course due to our height difference her face was RIGHT in my crotch. I threw my hands in the air and mouthed "Smithers get it off of me!" to her mother.

I can't even imagine trying to give her a "massage".
 
2017-11-17 09:45:38 PM  

fusillade762: I can still remember visiting a friend from college a few years ago that I hadn't seen in quite a while and meeting her daughter. For whatever reason she ran right up to me, threw her arms around my waist and gave me a big hug. Of course due to our height difference her face was RIGHT in my crotch. I threw my hands in the air and mouthed "Smithers get it off of me!" to her mother.

I can't even imagine trying to give her a "massage".


Farkie note added:  "Had had childrens faces in his crotch; report to the authorities."
 
2017-11-17 11:27:29 PM  
so are the evangelical republicans trying to supersize all of the 7 deadly sins?  WTF christians?  I mean c'mon!  STOP THIS shiat and clean yo HOUSE!
 
2017-11-17 11:30:53 PM  

Weaver95: so are the evangelical republicans trying to supersize all of the 7 deadly sins?  WTF christians?  I mean c'mon!  STOP THIS shiat and clean yo HOUSE!


Why don't the so-called Good Christians ever speak out against people like this and Moore?
 
2017-11-17 11:44:08 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Why don't the so-called Good Christians ever speak out against people like this and Moore?


many of them do, its just that the preachers in question are VERY rich and VERY good at lying.  not to mention that christians tend to be educated/trained from an early age to never ever question the clergy ever under any circumstances.  its tough to break free of that sort of training/mind set.
 
2017-11-17 11:45:58 PM  
I read that as Indiana GOP conman to run for Senate.

Guess I'm still not wrong though.
 
2017-11-18 12:00:56 AM  
I can just imagine the top brass in the GOP screaming in their offices "Stop farking farking little girls! God damn it! What is wrong with you jackasses!"

Or something like that. Not even realizing this is the exact attitude they seem to search for in their people. Casual disregard for the people they're supposed to represent.
 
2017-11-18 12:03:24 AM  

mephox: I can just imagine the top brass in the GOP screaming in their offices "Stop farking farking little girls! God damn it! What is wrong with you jackasses!"


Then you get Hassert situations.
 
2017-11-18 02:48:00 AM  
That's a good headline.
 
2017-11-18 03:38:15 AM  
Oh, sweet Jeebus. You just had to top supporting Nazis, didn't you, Pubs?
 
2017-11-18 03:39:00 AM  
Republican national hero.
 
2017-11-18 03:42:56 AM  

mephox: I can just imagine the top brass in the GOP screaming in their offices "Stop farking farking little girls! God damn it! What is wrong with you jackasses!"

Or something like that. Not even realizing this is the exact attitude they seem to search for in their people. Casual disregard for the people they're supposed to represent.


Eh, this is the GOP.  More likely they're telling them to stop letting witnesses live.
 
2017-11-18 03:46:42 AM  
He's a Giver..
 
2017-11-18 03:52:53 AM  
FTFA: They would reportedly play hide-and-seek and a game called "Ride the Wild Jeff-beast" while at his home, according to police.

One at a time or both together?
 
2017-11-18 03:58:56 AM  

naughtyrev: "Miller told place he was friends with the girls' parents. They would reportedly play hide-and-seek and a game called "Ride the Wild Jeff-beast" while at his home, according to police."

JFC


O_O

Is that for real? That can't be for r....
*reads TFA*

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2017-11-18 04:00:55 AM  
"But officer, two 10 year olds equals a 20 year old... right?"
 
2017-11-18 04:01:36 AM  
At least he calls himself a public servant.. just not serving in the right way.
 
2017-11-18 04:03:07 AM  
Asked if he offers the massages for sexual enjoyment, Miller replied, "Lord, I hope not."

I hope not???
You're supposed to know the answer to that question, and it's supposed to be "NO", you sick f*ck!
 
2017-11-18 04:12:01 AM  

Gawdzila: Asked if he offers the massages for sexual enjoyment, Miller replied, "Lord, I hope not."

I hope not???
You're supposed to know the answer to that question, and it's supposed to be "NO", you sick f*ck!


Lordy, I hope there's no tapes.
 
2017-11-18 04:21:03 AM  
This is the new GOP.

Part of Child Molesters and Sexual Predators.

Trump started it. Moore proved they could normalize it. This guy is just the first of a wave.
 
2017-11-18 04:23:37 AM  

naughtyrev: "Miller told place he was friends with the girls' parents. They would reportedly play hide-and-seek and a game called "Ride the Wild Jeff-beast" while at his home, according to police."

JFC


Now I'm craving a bucket of fried chicken, for some reason.
 
2017-11-18 04:26:02 AM  

thiefofdreams: This is the new GOP.

Part of Child Molesters and Sexual Predators.

Trump started it. Moore proved they could normalize it. This guy is just the first of a wave.


Or maybe it's because gaining power in that party is as easy as hiding behind authoritarianism and "Christian" values.
 
2017-11-18 04:31:36 AM  

doyner: Or maybe it's because gaining power in that party is as easy as hiding behind authoritarianism and "Christian" values.


christianity sure does seem to attract a lot of pedophiles.
 
2017-11-18 04:32:41 AM  

Weaver95: christianity sure does seem to attract a lot of pedophiles.


That or pedophilia attracts a lot of Republicans.
 
2017-11-18 04:34:45 AM  
Are there any Republicans left who AREN'T sex criminals?
 
2017-11-18 04:35:17 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Weaver95: christianity sure does seem to attract a lot of pedophiles.

That or pedophilia attracts a lot of Republicans.


could be.  all I know is that these days it seems that if there's a sex scandal or kiddie porn ring there's an evangelical republican involved in it somewhere.
 
2017-11-18 04:37:49 AM  

Gangster of Boats: Are there any Republicans left who AREN'T sex criminals?


probably just the ones that aren't taking Viagra by the bucket load.
 
2017-11-18 04:45:59 AM  
What in the hell was that stammering answer about his memory verse?
 
2017-11-18 05:00:55 AM  
I just hope cockholster Rokita gets some dirt on him too.

/Hoosier
 
2017-11-18 05:17:18 AM  

lostcat: naughtyrev: "Miller told place he was friends with the girls' parents. They would reportedly play hide-and-seek and a game called "Ride the Wild Jeff-beast" while at his home, according to police."

JFC

Now I'm craving a bucket of fried chicken, for some reason.


To eat yourself into an early grave to get away from all this?
 
2017-11-18 05:19:05 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Weaver95: christianity sure does seem to attract a lot of pedophiles.

That or pedophilia attracts a lot of Republicans.


Christianity attracts pedos, pedos attract republicans, and republicans attract christians.

It's the circle of "For  gods sake, nuke it from orbit!"
 
2017-11-18 05:35:32 AM  
So we have some guy who likes to give "Wild Jeff rides" and doesn't know if he's sexually aroused when massaging kids.  For some reason, this doesn't surprise me at all.  Expecting politicians to not sexually assault anyone is now something of the past.
 
2017-11-18 05:48:40 AM  
Look, the solution is simple:  Get every congressman to apologize all at once to EVERYBODY.  And, make it a Republican apology...

"I'm am sorry that you misunderstood my sexual molestation of you and any offense that might have caused..."
 
2017-11-18 06:10:27 AM  
What's next, a band of serial killers running for office? That's about the only terrible group of people to gain political traction
 
2017-11-18 06:19:34 AM  

Lost Thought 00: What's next, a band of serial killers running for office? That's about the only terrible group of people to gain political traction


"When I say that there is no cannibalism in the Republican Party, I mean there is *virtually* no cannibalism in the Republican Party. The Roy Moore I have known for 30 years has never eaten human flesh in my presence. It is true that he has occasionally gnawed playfully on a forearm, as who has not, but there was never anything worse than mild contusions, apart from three incidents requiring a few stitches, and one, er, amputation, and..."

*fleeing down spiral staircase*
 
2017-11-18 06:20:47 AM  

Weaver95: so are the evangelical republicans trying to supersize all of the 7 deadly sins?  WTF christians?  I mean c'mon!  STOP THIS shiat and clean yo HOUSE!


The wages of sin indeed. I don't....I just don't know what to say.
 
2017-11-18 07:17:11 AM  
bloobeary:
Have they started trying to elect the ebola virus to office yet?

They would, but it was born in Africa...
 
2017-11-18 07:43:08 AM  

bloobeary: He probably just figured that being GOP he was obliged to molest chidren. That seems to be what they're throwing their party's support towards these days.

Well, that and the Nazis.
And the Russians.
Have they started trying to elect the ebola virus to office yet?


Ebola is proof that evolution works because it does one thing really well. It would never survive the GOP primary.
 
2017-11-18 07:59:16 AM  
I realize there's some overlap/crossover but it appears like Hollywood  gets the liberal sexual predators and politics gets the conservative ones.
 
2017-11-18 08:01:50 AM  
8am.  Well, that's enough internet for today.
 
2017-11-18 08:23:54 AM  

Weaver95: doyner: Or maybe it's because gaining power in that party is as easy as hiding behind authoritarianism and "Christian" values.

christianity sure does seem to attract a lot of pedophiles.


Plenty of pedos in Islam and Jadaism.

Go read Vice News about Afghanistan and their history of boy dialing.

Basically it comes down to, we can't have females before marriage (or Sharia will put us to death), so we'all take what's available:

Here's frontline: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/fr​ontline/film​/dancingboys/

Bonus: The Taliban had *BANNED* the practice...
 
2017-11-18 08:35:25 AM  
He heard the Senate has a slush find to pay off settlements. Sounds like a great place to work.
 
2017-11-18 08:38:27 AM  
"Running for Political Office" is the new codephrase for being a tot-fondler or sexual assault.
 
2017-11-18 08:51:08 AM  

bloobeary: He probably just figured that being GOP he was obliged to molest chidren. That seems to be what they're throwing their party's support towards these days.

Well, that and the Nazis.
And the Russians.
Have they started trying to elect the ebola virus to office yet?


You don't recall Steve Bannon?
 
2017-11-18 08:52:02 AM  

HerptheDerp: bloobeary: He probably just figured that being GOP he was obliged to molest chidren. That seems to be what they're throwing their party's support towards these days.

Well, that and the Nazis.
And the Russians.
Have they started trying to elect the ebola virus to office yet?

You don't recall Steve Bannon?


Well.. he hasn't run for office himself..
 
2017-11-18 08:54:26 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Weaver95: doyner: Or maybe it's because gaining power in that party is as easy as hiding behind authoritarianism and "Christian" values.

christianity sure does seem to attract a lot of pedophiles.

Plenty of pedos in Islam and Jadaism.

Go read Vice News about Afghanistan and their history of boy dialing.

Basically it comes down to, we can't have females before marriage (or Sharia will put us to death), so we'all take what's available:

Here's frontline: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/fro​ntline/film/dancingboys/

Bonus: The Taliban had *BANNED* the practice...


So what you are saying is that Republicans are worse than the Taliban? 🤔
 
2017-11-18 09:26:33 AM  
I lament what you did there.
 
2017-11-18 09:45:00 AM  
But what about Al Frankenstein?
 
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