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(The Daily Beast)   TV Host: "Mr. Kislyak, who in the Trump administration did you talk to?" Kislyak: "I'm sorry but the list is so long and you don't have enough time for me to list them all"   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2017-11-17 09:41:23 AM  
Kislyak dismissed accusations of Russian election meddling as "nonsense" concocted by President Trump's opponents but acknowledged that he'd had extensive contact with members of Trump's administration. The list of contacts is "so long," he said, "that I'm not going to be able to go through it in 20 minutes."
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This is how you stir the shiat, folks.  Well-played.
 
2017-11-17 10:22:12 AM  
Would a shorter list be the people he didn't have contact with?
 
2017-11-17 10:52:40 AM  
So the whole administration plus a few others for good measure?
 
2017-11-17 11:21:35 AM  
🎶 There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..
But do you recall?
The most famous traitor of all..

Donald the orange haired gibbon
Had a very pouty mouth!
And whenever it was moving
Lies kept falling out.

All of the other traitors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Play the Republican games!
 
2017-11-17 11:25:08 AM  

RJReves: 🎶 There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..
But do you recall?
The most famous traitor of all..

Donald the orange haired gibbon
Had a very pouty mouth!
And whenever it was moving
Lies kept falling out.

All of the other traitors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Play the Republican games!


Sung in he voice of Burl Ives or Perry Como?
 
2017-11-17 11:27:19 AM  

harleyquinnical: RJReves: 🎶 There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..
But do you recall?
The most famous traitor of all..

Donald the orange haired gibbon
Had a very pouty mouth!
And whenever it was moving
Lies kept falling out.

All of the other traitors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Play the Republican games!

Sung in he voice of Burl Ives or Perry Como?


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Of course
 
2017-11-17 11:44:48 AM  

harleyquinnical: So the whole administration plus a few others for good measure?


Yes, but he was once in the same hemisphere as Hillary so that's the real scandal.
 
2017-11-17 11:54:07 AM  
They're just trolling us all at this point.
 
2017-11-17 12:56:57 PM  
Few people knew the young, low-level volunteer named Too-Many-To-List ...
 
2017-11-17 12:57:00 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: They're just trolling us all at this point.


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2017-11-17 12:58:22 PM  
Trump overplayed his hand by telegraphing that his administration would lift all Russian sanctions. Now that he can't deliver the Russians are having a lovely time rubbing his nose in it.
 
2017-11-17 12:59:19 PM  
Remember when Kislyak came to the Oval Office and Trump openly admitted to him that he committed obstruction of justice and then gave them code-word classified information? That was a fun day.
 
2017-11-17 01:00:09 PM  
The original article linked at the bottom is better for it includes several paragraphs of bashing Jeff Sessions.
 
2017-11-17 01:00:49 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Remember when Kislyak came to the Oval Office and Trump openly admitted to him that he committed obstruction of justice and then gave them code-word classified information? That was a fun day.


Pepperidge Far.... oh, forget it.
 
2017-11-17 01:01:26 PM  
The Russians were just coordinating coffee service within the campaign.
 
2017-11-17 01:01:47 PM  
88 Lines about 44 Traitors.

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2017-11-17 01:01:47 PM  

RJReves: 🎶 There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..
But do you recall?
The most famous traitor of all..

Donald the orange haired gibbon
Had a very pouty mouth!
And whenever it was moving
Lies kept falling out.

All of the other traitors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Play the Republican games!


Um...Dasher...Dancer...Prancer...Nixon​...Comet...Cupid...Donna Dixon?
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2017-11-17 01:02:17 PM  
"The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.
 
2017-11-17 01:03:04 PM  
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2017-11-17 01:05:02 PM  

CthulhuCalling: RJReves: 🎶 There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..
But do you recall?
The most famous traitor of all..

Donald the orange haired gibbon
Had a very pouty mouth!
And whenever it was moving
Lies kept falling out.

All of the other traitors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Play the Republican games!

Um...Dasher...Dancer...Prancer...Nixon​...Comet...Cupid...Donna Dixon?
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But do you recallllllllll... the most famous traitor of alllll....

Donald the orange traitor
Had some very tiny hands.
And if he ever touched you,
It was always pussy grabs.

(Don't know how to make the cool music symbols)
 
2017-11-17 01:10:05 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.


And you know this how?
 
2017-11-17 01:10:09 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.


So it actually read as: "Thr"
 
2017-11-17 01:10:50 PM  
Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.
 
2017-11-17 01:11:35 PM  

lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.


I disagree.
 
2017-11-17 01:12:37 PM  
Sounds like Russia is done with the Trumps and is throwing them out the window, metaphorically speaking (for now).
 
2017-11-17 01:13:39 PM  

lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.


Yup. They managed to roll a 20 and actually got him elected. Now they are doing bonus damage.
 
2017-11-17 01:16:16 PM  

cgraves67: lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.

Yup. They managed to roll a 20 and actually got him elected. Now they are doing bonus damage.


Well, they did have a legendary named tweet of distracting +5, called "the Comey".
 
2017-11-17 01:18:35 PM  

sdd2000: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.

And you know this how?


It was in the newsletter.
 
2017-11-17 01:22:09 PM  

EmmaLou: Sounds like Russia is done with the Trumps and is throwing them out the window, metaphorically speaking (for now).


Kudos to the architect who designed that window. Donald would be pretty tough to fit through a normal sized one.
 
2017-11-17 01:25:51 PM  

Skwishmitten: lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.

I disagree.


Someone call the police!  There's been an awful drive-by argument!
 
2017-11-17 01:35:14 PM  

Arumat: Skwishmitten: lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.

I disagree.

Someone call the police!  There's been an awful drive-by argument!


No there hasn't... I'm sorry was this a trial argument, or the full half-hour?
 
2017-11-17 01:35:38 PM  

Skwishmitten: lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.

I disagree.


You're right, they did care. Clinton was a hawk who would have stepped up sanctions against Russia, and by joining the TPP (which is still happening, just without the USA) and the Paris Accords, kept the US a major world power.

That she wasn't elected was a yuge victory for Putin.
 
2017-11-17 01:39:16 PM  

lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.


I wouldn't say Russia 'created' the disunity among US citizens. Exarcebated would be more fitting. Division has been the direction this country has been inexorably heading for some time now. Even without Russian involvement, we'd have reached this level eventually. Russia just wanted to push it onto a timetable that suited them.

But yeah, mission accomplished.
 
2017-11-17 01:41:14 PM  
All right all right, what is Sergei's fark handle?
 
2017-11-17 01:41:25 PM  
Yeah, well so is my Johnson
 
2017-11-17 01:42:06 PM  

EmmaLou: Sounds like Russia is done with the Trumps and is throwing them out the window, metaphorically speaking (for now).


Oh please yes
 
2017-11-17 01:42:10 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Remember when Kislyak came to the Oval Office and Trump openly admitted to him that he committed obstruction of justice and then gave them code-word classified information? That was a fun day.


My favorite part of that day was when the GOP just completely ignored all of it.
 
2017-11-17 01:43:56 PM  
Mr Russian Guy, which members of the Trump Administration did you meet with during the campaign?

Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.
 
2017-11-17 01:44:56 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: All right all right, what is Sergei's fark handle?


I can think of several, likely including the folksy racist and the nimrod who was $1 over the subsidy limit.
 
2017-11-17 01:45:39 PM  

harleyquinnical: RJReves: 🎶 There was Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..
But do you recall?
The most famous traitor of all..

Donald the orange haired gibbon
Had a very pouty mouth!
And whenever it was moving
Lies kept falling out.

All of the other traitors
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Donald
Play the Republican games!

Sung in he voice of Burl Ives or Perry Como?


Jared Kushner's voice
 
2017-11-17 01:46:26 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Remember when Kislyak came to the Oval Office and Trump openly admitted to him that he committed obstruction of justice and then gave them code-word classified information? That was a fun day.


WRONG!

That totally never happened. If it did, American press would have been there. And Trump definitely didn't tell them that Israel had spies planted in Daesh.
 
2017-11-17 01:51:27 PM  

RJReves: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.

So it actually read as: "Thr"


Welcome to Jamaica, mon, and have a nice day!
 
2017-11-17 02:02:56 PM  

GnomePaladin: RJReves: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.

So it actually read as: "Thr"

Welcome to Jamaica, mon, and have a nice day!


"Way" dude!
 
2017-11-17 02:10:15 PM  

Thor's Mighty Wrench: lostcat: Russia didn't care who won the election, they just wanted to create massive disunity among US citizens.

Mission accomplished.

I wouldn't say Russia 'created' the disunity among US citizens. Exarcebated would be more fitting. Division has been the direction this country has been inexorably heading for some time now. Even without Russian involvement, we'd have reached this level eventually. Russia just wanted to push it onto a timetable that suited them.

But yeah, mission accomplished.


People with education and jobs vs people with meth and guns.
 
2017-11-17 02:23:44 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Remember when Kislyak came to the Oval Office and Trump openly admitted to him that he committed obstruction of justice and then gave them code-word classified information? That was a fun day.


Yep, I remember hearing about it from the Russian media, who knew about it before we did and also got to have cameras in the meeting.
 
2017-11-17 02:44:06 PM  

RJReves: GnomePaladin: RJReves: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: "The entire list of Trump officials was on Hillary's private email server."

At least that's what was tattooed on Milo Yiannopoulos' penis.

So it actually read as: "Thr"

Welcome to Jamaica, mon, and have a nice day!

"Way" dude!


And deep, too!
 
2017-11-17 02:44:13 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: They're just trolling us all at this point.


I'm quite enjoying it. But then I don't have as much skin in the game as you guys.
 
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