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(MSNBC)   Prince Harry spends a day in rehab for pot smoking and drinking.   ( divider line
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2002-01-13 08:08:31 AM  
GO HARRY, this is the kind of thing that makes me proud to be British!
2002-01-13 08:18:35 AM  
they've started calling him harry pothead in the news....
2002-01-13 08:29:48 AM  
Why, those wacky journalists.
2002-01-13 08:32:26 AM  
Gives a new meaning to "your highness"!
2002-01-13 08:32:58 AM  
Marijuana isn't a drug, have you ever sucked dick for coke? now, that's a drug, you haven't ever sucked dick for pot, have you?
2002-01-13 08:33:35 AM  
hehehe gotta love royal puns

wait hes gonna be our king soon

o well no big difference there

2002-01-13 08:38:50 AM  
But how will he ever get over the trauma of having Chuck for a dad?
2002-01-13 08:45:16 AM  
Headline is kinda misleading. Sure, he was there at the rehab center, but he wasn't enrolled or getting treatment from any doctors or anybody. Prince Charles was walking him through, for crying out loud.
2002-01-13 08:53:14 AM  
Its good to be king...

Oh wait, chances are he will NEVER be king, party your money away my friend.
2002-01-13 08:54:03 AM  
Somebody please tell me why we care about every little thing these royal twits do?
2002-01-13 09:04:55 AM  
Way to go Harry... thats cool, man it would sort of suck to be him, he's the not-so-good-looking prince, he's got basically no chance of being king, but the papers still follow everything he does..
2002-01-13 09:07:11 AM  
H0t5auce I personnally want to sell them to the US. They're not doing us much good over here, except for space filler in newspapers.
2002-01-13 09:20:36 AM  
OMG, a 16 year old experimenting with pot and alcohol, what is this world coming to? Daddums should stop banging that old wrinkle, Camilla, for a bit and pay some attention to his son.
2002-01-13 09:20:49 AM  
Sparkzilla: I was thinking more like "Royal fark up"

Just out of curiousity though, didn't we fight a war not to care about the royals.
2002-01-13 09:30:05 AM  
Hang on..I'm trying to figure out how much beer & weed the kid needed to get drunk & stoned.

First off: What did he drink to get 'drunk'?

Obvious, man. He swilled Budweiser, all half a can of it, then yakked majestically in the nearest mailbox.

Weed? Bwa-the-farking-ha. One toke would transform this sheltered rich white kid into Eminem....word.

Naw...he took half a hit, coughed it up, then wandered around saying he was an addict; hence, the tough-as-nails ass-raping tour of a rehab clinic that probably consisted of Dad whisking him through by the ears saying 'See? Look at these unfortunate blokes. Let's get the royal fark outta here"

Happens to everyone who drinks & smokes
2002-01-13 09:31:03 AM  
Yes, by all means, punish him for taking a stab at normality.
2002-01-13 09:55:54 AM  
Prediction: Harry shacks up with Drew Barrymore and the Great Niece of Charlie Parker in a seedy Amsterdam flop. William, aided by Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, arrives to intervene. Harry is kidnapped and flown to Earl Spencer's estate in South Africa...'cause everyone KNOWS Mandela has the best E's like, y'know, all whatever....
2002-01-13 09:57:23 AM  
I couldn't have picked a better place to get High than Highgrove

get it?

Is this thing on?

*taps mic*
2002-01-13 10:08:44 AM  
It's a good thing they walked him through the drug rehab center to show him all the people who have to face their terrible addictions to marijuana. I hear just one puff of the "devil weed" changes your brain chemistry so that you never stop wanting it. That hero and patriot John Ashcroft said that drug sellers are terrorists, so thankfully we have this war on terrorism so soon we won't have to worry about terrible drugs like this. I pray that Harry is cured now, so that he can get this monkey off his back, and re-join the royal family. I would hate to see him get the black circles under his eyes like all the other drug users I see downtown!
2002-01-13 10:17:03 AM  
Undertoad: If I'm not mistaken, I detect a note of sarcasm.
2002-01-13 10:20:05 AM  
Kudos for the "Half Baked" reference.

Cheerio, Bongs for everyone !
2002-01-13 10:29:05 AM  
Harry's a Pothead and the Sorcerers Stoned.
2002-01-13 10:32:59 AM  
Not at all Javaman. The only worry I have now is that, by just walking through the rehab, he may not have been cured. They should check him in for a month like the other evildoers, evaluate him for brain damage and check his chest for breast growth. If he asks for a "hit" during the month, he's not cured yet and will have to stay another month. I'm not sure exactly how it all works but that's what I've heard!
2002-01-13 10:36:34 AM  
Is it really a crime?
2002-01-13 11:12:04 AM  
Harry potter indeed....
2002-01-13 11:12:39 AM  
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2002-01-13 11:17:11 AM  
i like to just sit in the middle and claim that everyone else is stupid.
the laws are stupid... there's no law against hitting yourself in the head with a mallet, is there?
and people who smoke pot are stupid... they never invited me once
2002-01-13 11:52:10 AM  
I agree with the assessment Undertoad. I imagine that if the deviant practices of other members of the royal family and other public figures got out, Harry Pothead would certainly fade into the background.
2002-01-13 11:53:38 AM  
Between Harry and William, I might actuaally accept the new royals as cool. Punching photogs...smokin grass, drinkin'....

Cheers you Limeys
2002-01-13 12:10:11 PM  
Krinkle: Great point.
2002-01-13 12:10:54 PM  
I'm gonna tell my brother to use that one next time he gets a possesion charge..
2002-01-13 12:12:41 PM  
I tried submitting this article under the headline "Prince Harry not only inbred, but a pothead too". Unfortunately I was too late, it had already been submitted. Shiat!
2002-01-13 12:19:48 PM  
He has not used drugs since, the newspaper said, quoting an unidentified family friend

I'm convinced. I know when I was a kid I made sure to keep all the family friends posted with the truth about my deliquency.

Aero: Dude, cut it out!! Have you used that one on Michael Jackson yet?
2002-01-13 12:25:24 PM  
Between the up-and-coming royals and Tony Blair, they've got a government I could really get behind. Maybe if we in the US asked real nicely they'd take us back...
2002-01-13 12:33:17 PM  
Just for Hytes:

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2002-01-13 12:35:08 PM  
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
what a goober...

how much do you want to bet he shared with his bro?
2002-01-13 12:42:42 PM  
Slayerswine, you referred to a post by Robbiefal - where is it?

Did he say something that could be construed as 'offensive to the mods' ??? I'll bet.
2002-01-13 12:55:23 PM  
the real scandal that has yet to emerge is that he grew the weed himself in the garden behind his fathers country house. he was nice enough to share with the country folks at the pub who gave him some drinks in return but the one guy who wasnt asked to go along to toke got mad and ratted him out :<
2002-01-13 01:05:29 PM  
So would that make him:

yarr... im a comedy black hole
2002-01-13 01:23:40 PM  
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mm mm mm
2002-01-13 01:27:36 PM  
Charles was alerted to his son's behavior by a Highgrove member of staff, who noticed a strong smell of marijuana...

And how would this person know what marijuana smells like? Answer me that one, m'kay.
2002-01-13 01:27:56 PM  
Well what else is he gonna do in a place called Highgrove? Toke, toke, pass! Yeeeah, boyeee.
2002-01-13 01:28:21 PM  
Excellent theory, Blah_.

AeroSquid: When I see you in Hell, I'm going to give you a melting Blue Ribbon.
2002-01-13 01:33:45 PM  
I always thought he would be the cool royal to hang out with.
2002-01-13 01:59:25 PM  
The royal family isn't perfect?!?
2002-01-13 02:05:25 PM  
nowadays, no one remembers, when they were young and stupid...
2002-01-13 02:12:29 PM  
nowadays, no one knows, where to place commas...

2002-01-13 02:28:23 PM  
My headline for this was better.

"Prince likes to party hardy."
2002-01-13 02:31:04 PM  

get a grip, people.
2002-01-13 02:33:32 PM  
Heh, Highgrove, I get it... wait no I dont.
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