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2017-11-14 05:52:23 PM  
Are these supposed to be funny?
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2017-11-14 06:14:09 PM  
To be fair they were called hayloft owls before and had to change their name by deed poll when the barn was invented.
 
2017-11-14 06:37:51 PM  
I laughed way harder at WOWEE than I should have.
 
2017-11-14 06:51:17 PM  
2 of those made me laugh out loud. I didn't type LoL 'cos I LITERALLY laughed out loud.

//The giraffe/quicksand and lying/spatula ones.
 
2017-11-14 06:54:24 PM  

Walker: Are these supposed to be funny?
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You only YOLO once
 
2017-11-14 07:53:43 PM  

The-Brain: I laughed way harder at WOWEE than I should have.


you are correct.
 
2017-11-14 08:27:34 PM  
Some of those were funny, some were cute, some made no sense. I'd consider telling the giraffe one at a family party.
 
2017-11-14 09:07:34 PM  
WOWEE.

Wallet watch spectacles testicles.  Good to go.

/replace watch with phone these days
 
2017-11-14 09:57:38 PM  

Walker: Are these supposed to be funny?
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Hmm I don't know.
 
2017-11-14 09:58:26 PM  
I read Subby's headline in Mitch Hedberg's voice.
 
2017-11-14 10:10:51 PM  

Sgygus: WOWEE.

Wallet watch spectacles testicles.  Good to go.

/replace watch with phone these days


You don't carry keys with you?
 
2017-11-14 10:13:18 PM  
 A whole barn you say. I'm in !
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2017-11-14 10:16:59 PM  
ANYWAY, 10:30 THE OTHER NIGHT
I GO OUT IN MY YARD
AND THERE'S THE WURSTER KID, LOOKING UP IN THE TREE
I SAY
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?"
HE SAYS
"I'M LOOKING FOR MY BURROW OWL"
I SAY
"JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!"
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE BURROW OWL LIVES IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND!
WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL, ANYWAY?
 
2017-11-14 10:17:37 PM  

Walker: Are these supposed to be funny?
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You sound like someone who doesn't carry a backup egg.
 
2017-11-14 10:20:04 PM  
I should get twitter.
 
2017-11-14 10:20:55 PM  
Some of those are funny, but most of them are tweets.
 
2017-11-14 10:21:16 PM  
That was the stupidest farking thing I've read in a while.
 
2017-11-14 10:23:52 PM  

The_Sponge: I read Subby's headline in Mitch Hedberg's voice.


Now you heard it in Steven Wright's voice.
 
2017-11-14 10:24:40 PM  

abhorrent1: That was the stupidest farking thing I've read in a while.


At least Roy Moore's honest.
 
2017-11-14 10:24:44 PM  
If you spill floor cleaner, do you make a mess?
 
2017-11-14 10:27:12 PM  

moike: ANYWAY, 10:30 THE OTHER NIGHT
I GO OUT IN MY YARD
AND THERE'S THE WURSTER KID, LOOKING UP IN THE TREE
I SAY
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?"
HE SAYS
"I'M LOOKING FOR MY BURROW OWL"
I SAY
"JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!!"
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE BURROW OWL LIVES IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND!
WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BURROW OWL, ANYWAY?


Thank you for that. I sometimes feel alone in my lingering devotion.

The Dead Milkmen - Stuart
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2017-11-14 10:28:54 PM  
Buzzfeed is a collection of tweets and tumbler posts.
Fark is becoming a collection of buzzfeed posts.
The circle is complete.
 
2017-11-14 10:31:07 PM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: A whole barn you say. I'm in !
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That's not a Barn Owl. This is:

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2017-11-14 10:31:14 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: abhorrent1: That was the stupidest farking thing I've read in a while.

At least Roy Moore's honest.


That he is.

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2017-11-14 10:32:01 PM  

jaylectricity: Some of those were funny, some were cute, some made no sense. I'd consider telling the giraffe one at a family party.


The giraffe one was ripped off from Robot Chicken
 
2017-11-14 10:34:52 PM  
I have some barn owl feathers, they are really pretty. Unfortunately I got them from a dead bird.

What? those jokes suck.
 
2017-11-14 10:38:20 PM  
Rodents in the barn. Owl finds a banquet. Hooman is kindly to the owl, and speciation occurs as owls adapt to farm life.
 
2017-11-14 10:41:59 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Rodents in the barn. Owl finds a banquet. Hooman is kindly to the owl, and speciation occurs as owls adapt to farm life.


What about this stupid hummingbird that didn't migrate away from my farm this autumn? No way it's gonna last the winter. Can I order some really rapid speciation over the internets?
 
2017-11-14 10:42:33 PM  

BuckTurgidson: The_Sponge: I read Subby's headline in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

Now you heard it in Steven Wright's voice.


Hahaha!
 
2017-11-14 10:45:36 PM  

The_Sponge: I read Subby's headline in Mitch Hedberg's voice.


Or Steven Wright
 
2017-11-14 10:47:58 PM  
Probably the same author as the micro penis article in the sidebar.
 
2017-11-14 10:48:07 PM  
The snail one made me laugh. And it is called a cow house!
 
2017-11-14 10:48:53 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Rodents in the barn. Owl finds a banquet. Hooman is kindly to the owl, and speciation occurs as owls adapt to farm life.


Gotta work on your delivery.
 
2017-11-14 10:50:37 PM  

Mega Steve: jaylectricity: Some of those were funny, some were cute, some made no sense. I'd consider telling the giraffe one at a family party.

The giraffe one was ripped off from Robot Chicken


Every joke told at our family parties is ripped off from somewhere. It's not like we're all writing our own material.
 
2017-11-14 11:02:47 PM  

Sgygus: WOWEE.

Wallet watch spectacles testicles.  Good to go.

/replace watch with phone these days


You make the sign of the cross sideways?
 
2017-11-14 11:31:37 PM  
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2017-11-14 11:32:09 PM  

thorpe: Harry_Seldon: Rodents in the barn. Owl finds a banquet. Hooman is kindly to the owl, and speciation occurs as owls adapt to farm life.

Gotta work on your delivery.


What if I just delivered in the stylish musing of Pat Buttram?
 
2017-11-14 11:46:09 PM  
I say when you miss the bus, don't let your cousin buy those yellow pants.

/see, you don't need twitter to look like a twit.
 
2017-11-14 11:55:20 PM  

Sgygus: WOWEE.

Wallet watch spectacles testicles.  Good to go.

/replace watch with phone these days


I think the original of that joke is "spectacles, testicles, fig-bars, cigars."
 
2017-11-15 12:50:13 AM  
I was having lunch the other day and realized that curry is really just rice sauce.
 
2017-11-15 01:06:10 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: I was having lunch the other day and realized that curry is really just rice sauce.


The word curry (Kari) means sauce.
 
2017-11-15 01:09:33 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: A whole barn you say. I'm in !

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2017-11-15 01:22:52 AM  
Don't know why but after the second air horn noise, the line "this isn't deodorant" made me laugh uncontrollably.

I must be tired, or that's really funny.
 
2017-11-15 01:49:30 AM  
3 men walked into a bar
 
2017-11-15 02:12:12 AM  
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Quicksand | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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2017-11-15 02:35:44 AM  

Mega Steve: jaylectricity: Some of those were funny, some were cute, some made no sense. I'd consider telling the giraffe one at a family party.

The giraffe one was ripped off from Robot Chicken


I dunno.  I follow Rob Fee, and he has a lot of tweets about giraffes.
 
2017-11-15 02:44:49 AM  

joaquin closet: Don't know why but after the second air horn noise, the line "this isn't deodorant" made me laugh uncontrollably.

I must be tired, or that's really funny.


Me too.

I had to read it twice to get it.
 
2017-11-15 03:01:04 AM  

jaylectricity: Mega Steve: jaylectricity: Some of those were funny, some were cute, some made no sense. I'd consider telling the giraffe one at a family party.

The giraffe one was ripped off from Robot Chicken

Every joke told at our family parties is ripped off from somewhere. It's not like we're all writing our own material.


I love my family. We're all spur-of-the-moment punsters, wordplayers and absurdists. Much funnier than recycled jokes.
If we do tell one that's not our own, we'll say so.

I laughed at the air horn one the most. I could picture it vividly.
 
2017-11-15 03:54:30 AM  
I see much funnier/odder one-liners here at Fark every day.
 
2017-11-15 04:30:30 AM  
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I laughed at this one. And the air horns, too, but especially this one.
 
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