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(New York Daily News)   Woman ODs from snorting heroin to prevent police from finding it while responding to her husband ODing on heroin   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 12:36:02 PM  
Sounds like the War on Drugs is going swell.
 
2017-11-14 12:44:40 PM  
trippy.
 
2017-11-14 01:05:23 PM  
That's love right there.
 
2017-11-14 03:01:39 PM  
Yo dawg...
 
2017-11-14 03:43:58 PM  
Ta-da!
 
2017-11-14 03:52:37 PM  
"I'd rather die than let all this heroin go to waste!"
 
2017-11-14 03:53:15 PM  
Ta-

WalkingCarpet: Ta-da!


dammit!
 
2017-11-14 03:53:47 PM  
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Hope someone had a Sharpie and shot of adrenaline handy.
 
2017-11-14 03:54:12 PM  
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2017-11-14 03:57:16 PM  
'Murica.
 
2017-11-14 03:57:43 PM  
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2017-11-14 03:58:34 PM  
Thereby tricking the police into thinking ODing on heroin is the norm.
 
2017-11-14 04:00:48 PM  
Sheesh, heroine must be awesome!
 
2017-11-14 04:00:59 PM  
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I'll be back for these two, you can bet your ass.
 
2017-11-14 04:05:37 PM  

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2017-11-14 04:05:52 PM  

guestguy: "I'd rather die than let all this heroin go to waste!"


I've heard that some ODing users will resist Narcan because it ruins the high.
 
2017-11-14 04:10:14 PM  
Good.
 
2017-11-14 04:10:37 PM  
I am thinking since she flushed some the story was more of her wanting to get high before the cops found their stash.
 
2017-11-14 04:15:03 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: guestguy: "I'd rather die than let all this heroin go to waste!"

I've heard that some ODing users will resist Narcan because it ruins the high.


Roll your eyes back in your skull and cough foamy sputum once for yes, twice for no.
 
2017-11-14 04:16:38 PM  
"Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.
 
2017-11-14 04:20:47 PM  
Some problems just solve themselves.
 
2017-11-14 04:22:56 PM  
Is this an Aristocrats joke?
 
2017-11-14 04:31:09 PM  

cettin: Is this an Aristocrats joke?


No Aristocrats joke without incest.
 
2017-11-14 04:39:53 PM  
The paramedics are already there, if you're going to OD, that's the time.
 
2017-11-14 04:44:41 PM  
I have $20 that says one or both will be back in the news after a fatal OD.
 
2017-11-14 04:48:11 PM  
Ok, evil me thinks "self correcting problem"
Responsible me thinks I should think "opioidepidemicdrugcompanypushersgover​nmentenablingchronicpainsoltionneededw​hargagbl
 
2017-11-14 04:48:24 PM  
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2017-11-14 04:54:48 PM  
let them die

waste of resources
 
2017-11-14 05:21:45 PM  
Its the cycle of life.
 
2017-11-14 05:23:07 PM  

IRQ12: I am thinking since she flushed some the story was more of her wanting to get high before the cops found their stash.


She scooped up three baggies, flushed two, and snorted the third???

*sigh*

If she's on disability benefits, I wonder if she got hooked on opiates due to pain meds from whatever caused her disability.
 
2017-11-14 05:50:50 PM  
Slow clap
 
2017-11-14 06:14:48 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.


No they shouldn't. Taking everything from someone like that will make their problem worse, not better. You fix addicts with support and compassion, not punishment and hate.
 
2017-11-14 06:31:57 PM  
Someone obviously didn't watch Pulp Fiction.
 
2017-11-14 06:37:30 PM  

Esroc: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.

No they shouldn't. Taking everything from someone like that will make their problem worse, not better. You fix addicts with support and compassion, not punishment and hate.


You would think people would universally reach that logical position that anti-social behaviours should be treated by compassionately giving people the skills to function properly in society but damned if those Old Testament attitudes don't run deep. Brutalizing the people at the bottom rung and then turning them loose when you're done isn't going to suddenly fix them and make them functioning members of society.
 
2017-11-14 06:39:48 PM  
As medics worked on her husband, Gallo-Bevard scooped up three glassine envelopes of heroin, ran into the bathroom, and flushed two of them, sources said. She snorted the third - and lost consciousness.

Because you can only flush two of those tiny little things at a time.  Everyone knows the "3 on a flush" rule.  It was the only thing she could do!
 
2017-11-14 07:07:58 PM  
You really are playing Russian roulette if you're putting shiat up your nose in 2017.
 
2017-11-14 08:19:29 PM  
Well. It's efficient.

Sort of.
 
2017-11-14 08:39:05 PM  

Ghastly: Esroc: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.

No they shouldn't. Taking everything from someone like that will make their problem worse, not better. You fix addicts with support and compassion, not punishment and hate.

You would think people would universally reach that logical position that anti-social behaviours should be treated by compassionately giving people the skills to function properly in society but damned if those Old Testament attitudes don't run deep. Brutalizing the people at the bottom rung and then turning them loose when you're done isn't going to suddenly fix them and make them functioning members of society.


It's actually not an easy position to reach. As evidenced by the fact that most of our species can't get there. We're animals and hardwired to destroy anything we perceive as a threat. It takes work and self education to surpress the reptile brain and allow the more abstract capabilities of the human brain to take precedent.

Hateful people are just acting out their base programming.
 
2017-11-15 09:16:32 AM  
Darwin taking out the trash.
 
2017-11-15 09:18:31 AM  

Esroc: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.

No they shouldn't. Taking everything from someone like that will make their problem worse, not better. You fix addicts with support and compassion, not punishment and hate.


Awe, you are soooooo cute!
 
2017-11-15 10:18:09 AM  

Your Dance Instructor: Esroc: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.

No they shouldn't. Taking everything from someone like that will make their problem worse, not better. You fix addicts with support and compassion, not punishment and hate.

Awe, you are soooooo cute!


Awe, you're a terrible person!
 
2017-11-15 10:24:04 AM  

Esroc: Your Dance Instructor: Esroc: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: "Bevard, a contractor, is back at work, and his wife, a stay-at-home-mom on disability benefits, lived to see their children another day"

Those benefits should be cancelled immediately.

No they shouldn't. Taking everything from someone like that will make their problem worse, not better. You fix addicts with support and compassion, not punishment and hate.

Awe, you are soooooo cute!

Awe, you're a terrible person!


Sure bro, anyone who disagrees with you is a terrible person.  Lemme guess, I
Am also racist, sexist, and homophobic, right?  Typical Libby Lefty
 
2017-11-15 01:14:36 PM  
I was discussing this with my daughter last night.  We both agreed that you get one hit of Narcan for life. After that, you are on your own.
 
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