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(USA Today)   If only Cibo Matto had released a song called "Know Your Elk"   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 01:41:13 PM  
19 votes:
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2017-11-14 01:56:23 PM  
16 votes:
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2017-11-14 11:48:18 AM  
10 votes:
Cibo Matto - Know Your Chicken (Video)
Youtube COMWwwv_MTk
2017-11-14 01:45:23 PM  
5 votes:
So Dad shot the elk and figured his teenage daughter was far more likely to get away without punishment and threw her under the bus?
2017-11-14 01:43:12 PM  
5 votes:
Missouri has no hunting season for elk

That was probably the elk's last thought.
Maybe what kind of pants she was wearing.
2017-11-14 12:32:35 PM  
5 votes:
At least she didn't have to help a farmer remove his saddle before dressing it out
2017-11-14 02:14:10 PM  
4 votes:
"Yes!  Going to fill both tags this year!":
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2017-11-14 01:55:36 PM  
4 votes:
was the elk's call sign Mailman by any chance?

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//Eagle River?!?!
2017-11-14 12:12:56 PM  
4 votes:
2017-11-14 11:55:58 AM  
4 votes:
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A feral Jersey cow - SHOOT IT!!
2017-11-14 01:46:59 PM  
3 votes:
Fake lizard.  Often confused with møøse.

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2017-11-14 01:41:22 PM  
3 votes:
She saw the antlers and a big brown body in the bushes.
And with one shot from her rifle Saturday, Abby Wilson, 14, killed what she thought was a very large white-tailed buck.  It wasn't.

That'll teach him for demanding a shrubbery...

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2017-11-14 03:19:39 PM  
2 votes:

NutSack: I've never seen an elk in Missouri

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Probably escaped from the zoo.
2017-11-14 02:46:58 PM  
2 votes:
Great, that song is in my head now.

Now to cue up Shonen Knife's "I Like Public Bath!"
2017-11-14 01:51:52 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-11-14 01:47:34 PM  
2 votes:
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The Great Northern Spikehorn Moose
2017-11-14 01:42:40 PM  
2 votes:
"Ann Elk"?
2017-11-14 05:13:21 PM  
1 vote:

Wessoman: I'm still trying to figure out what the Fark is happening in the "Sugar Water" video and now an elk has died.

Well, the buildings are changing into coconut trees. Duh.
CIBO MATTO - Sci-Fi Wasabi
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2017-11-14 04:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-11-14 04:03:34 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 838x559]
The Great Northern Spikehorn Moose

I shot the maximum the law would allow:
2 game wardens
7 hunters
and a Pure-bred Guernsey Cow
2017-11-14 02:46:00 PM  
1 vote:

LL316: If you don't KNOW what you're shooting at before you pull the trigger, you don't deserve to own a gun ever again.

In fairness, she was a crack shot:  " And with one shot from her rifle Saturday, Abby Wilson, 14, killed what she thought was a very large white-tailed buck."

And also, the elk wasn't a older male
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Hell, at least she was out hunting and not being preyed upon by pervert DAs from Alabama.
2017-11-14 02:39:01 PM  
1 vote:
Don't confuse deer with a wapiti. They're totally different, full stop-ity.
2017-11-14 02:21:13 PM  
1 vote:
"If only Cibo Matto..."

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2017-11-14 02:03:24 PM  
1 vote:
It could have been worse.
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2017-11-14 02:01:40 PM  
1 vote:

interstellar_tedium: But do they clog dance?

Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but, gosh, we did that last night.
2017-11-14 01:59:49 PM  
1 vote:
I'm still trying to figure out what the Fark is happening in the "Sugar Water" video and now an elk has died.
2017-11-14 01:38:50 PM  
1 vote:
But do they clog dance?
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