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2017-11-14 09:38:31 AM  
The juxtaposing of this thread and the one below create a false sense of relatedness.
 
2017-11-14 09:43:28 AM  

give me doughnuts: false sense of relatedness.


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/gotta gotta get up to get down
 
2017-11-14 09:46:08 AM  
I had a single, then twins 13 months later.

Damn right I went and got snipped.
 
2017-11-14 09:47:11 AM  
5!
 
2017-11-14 09:50:37 AM  
4.. get your woman.. on the floor.
 
2017-11-14 09:56:55 AM  
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Someone did that on purpose.
 
2017-11-14 10:00:35 AM  

Burr: 5!


5 is right out!
 
2017-11-14 10:04:26 AM  
Ahh ahh ahhh!!
 
2017-11-14 10:08:04 AM  
Doctors say the odds of being 1-2-3 parents, are less than 1 in a 1,000. The Tolbert family in Waldorf are beating the numbers.

"Numbers" are what they call their children.
 
2017-11-14 10:11:28 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Burr: 5!

5 is right out!


This post's dynamite!
 
2017-11-14 10:14:07 AM  
Dammit, Fark knows my luggage combination.
 
2017-11-14 10:14:26 AM  
Are they going to go for quadruplets to hit for the cycle?
 
2017-11-14 10:16:04 AM  

give me doughnuts: The juxtaposing of this thread and the one below create a false sense of relatedness.


Numerical 3fecta in play.
 
2017-11-14 10:28:33 AM  
What are we fighting for?

/don't ask me, I don't give a damn
 
2017-11-14 10:30:08 AM  
Doctors say the odds of being 1-2-3 parents, are less than 1 in a 1,000.

That seems like really high odds
 
2017-11-14 10:59:51 AM  

trappedspirit: Doctors say the odds of being 1-2-3 parents, are less than 1 in a 1,000.

That seems like really high odds


How many 9/11's is that?  Like 35 football fields or 6 Rhode Islands?
 
2017-11-14 11:03:05 AM  
Seriously, who can afford 6 children under the age of 3. Also, dude needs to get himself snipped, and on the double.

/1
//2
///3 strikes you're out
 
2017-11-14 11:07:56 AM  

Snarfangel: Doctors say the odds of being 1-2-3 parents, are less than 1 in a 1,000. The Tolbert family in Waldorf are beating the numbers.

"Numbers" are what they call their children.


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2017-11-14 11:08:13 AM  

pkrzycki: Seriously, who can afford 6 children under the age of 3. Also, dude needs to get himself snipped, and on the double.

/1
//2
///3 strikes you're out


That's what wife told me when i suggested we try again for a boy after we already had 3 girls
 
2017-11-14 11:10:18 AM  
At least it's only geometricly growing. If she was pregnant with 4 this time, she'd be at risk of octomoming if she got pregnant again.
 
2017-11-14 11:45:13 AM  
Let's just hope for her sake that the woman doesn't have a Fibonacci uterus.
 
2017-11-14 11:52:26 AM  
"Initially people were literally mouth on the floor just in shock that it could happen again," father Robert Tolbert said.

I would literally like to see that.
 
2017-11-14 12:30:01 PM  
I definitely would not like that. On the other hand, she got pregnant three times deliberately, so she knew what she was signing up for.

"I love being a mom, I can't explain the feeling of someone yelling at you all day, throwing toys at you, throwing up on you at the end of the day, you are there," Nia said.

I guess she can handle it.
 
2017-11-14 02:27:10 PM  

pkrzycki: Seriously, who can afford 6 children under the age of 3. Also, dude needs to get himself snipped, and on the double.

/1
//2
///3 strikes you're out


/at the old balls game?
 
2017-11-14 05:01:41 PM  

Snarfangel: Doctors say the odds of being 1-2-3 parents, are less than 1 in a 1,000. The Tolbert family in Waldorf are beating the numbers.

"Numbers" are what they call their children.


I don't begin to understand odds, but shouldn't that be "greater than..."?
 
2017-11-14 08:37:38 PM  

trappedspirit: Doctors say the odds of being 1-2-3 parents, are less than 1 in a 1,000.

That seems like really high odds


The odds of triplets are 1/1000, so they are just throwing out a number "less than" that because no one knows the odds without having access to the database to look it up themselves using a custom query since it's such a goofy stat.
 
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