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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Cool headline of the day: They built Alaska on whiskey and dynamite   ( adn.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 01:20:07 PM  
8 votes:
Thank god there are no monkeys in Alaska.

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2017-11-14 01:22:14 PM  
7 votes:

chuggernaught: Pretty sure it was built on land stolen from the native people.


Bought, With whiskey and dynamite.
2017-11-14 11:01:40 AM  
7 votes:
Seems like an unstable, albeit awesome, foundation.
2017-11-14 10:26:54 AM  
6 votes:
And all of this time I thought that we built this city on rock and roll. Huh.
/yes, I know that Alaska is a state
2017-11-14 09:50:25 AM  
6 votes:
Yeah, I saw that. It was called Ferngully.
They made it into ta movie.
It was called Avatar.
2017-11-14 10:33:20 AM  
5 votes:
All kidding aside, Whiskey and Dynamite would be an awesome C&W band name.
2017-11-14 01:33:44 PM  
4 votes:
Last Saturday night, I was drinking dynamite
After the whiskey ran dry,
Drunk as a skunk, before I blew up
And outshone the Northern Lights!


/guess I wrote half a country song...
2017-11-14 01:20:24 PM  
4 votes:
I can see Putin from my cave in Alaska
2017-11-14 01:52:54 PM  
2 votes:

RJReves: beezeltown: Last Saturday night, I was drinking dynamite
After the whiskey ran dry,
Drunk as a skunk, before I blew up
And outshone the Northern Lights!

/guess I wrote half a country song...

And then your truck drove away with itself.


...and ran over your ole hound dog.
2017-11-14 01:51:54 PM  
2 votes:

beezeltown: Last Saturday night, I was drinking dynamite
After the whiskey ran dry,
Drunk as a skunk, before I blew up
And outshone the Northern Lights!

/guess I wrote half a country song...


And then your truck drove away with itself.
2017-11-14 01:28:19 PM  
2 votes:

Bowen: Seems like an unstable foundation.


I think it depends on how old the whiskey and dynamite are. I mean, if either is sweating, I'm worried.
2017-11-14 02:24:48 PM  
1 vote:

Subtonic: RJReves: beezeltown: Last Saturday night, I was drinking dynamite
After the whiskey ran dry,
Drunk as a skunk, before I blew up
And outshone the Northern Lights!

/guess I wrote half a country song...

And then your truck drove away with itself.

...and ran over your ole hound dog.


And the dog ran over my wife...
2017-11-14 02:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-11-14 01:29:28 PM  
1 vote:
It didn't work out so well with my proposed hunting cabin.
 
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