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(FOX6Now)   Wisconsin woman has 4 dogs taken away due to unsanitary conditions. Wait, make that 7. Nope, 20. Okay, how about 52   ( fox6now.com) divider line
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2017-11-14 07:51:55 AM  
It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)
 
2017-11-14 08:07:05 AM  
I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

.

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

.

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

.

In the end,

your house is condemned

.

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

 
2017-11-14 08:23:48 AM  
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2017-11-14 09:52:25 AM  
Your dog wants steak.  A whole steak, not shared with fifty-one others and only getting half a bite.
 
2017-11-14 01:42:30 PM  
I love dogs...but that is too much dog.
 
2017-11-14 01:52:45 PM  
Sounds like someone's in the dog house.
 
2017-11-14 01:53:57 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Sounds like someone's in the dog house.


Not any more.
 
2017-11-14 01:54:22 PM  
People in stories like these always look exactly like you expect they would.
 
2017-11-14 01:54:22 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


Someone should deck you.
 
2017-11-14 01:56:20 PM  
I bet 52 tails wagging can be picked up on seismographs. Who's a good boy?
 
2017-11-14 01:56:41 PM  
52! 52 Dogs! Ah ha ha... Oh fark no!

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2017-11-14 01:58:47 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


So it was a 52 dog pick up?
 
2017-11-14 01:58:49 PM  
Kenosha?? Maybe she is living with Kelso

Box of Dogs - Kelso - That 70's Show
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2017-11-14 02:02:50 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

In the end,

your house is condemned

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.


Burma Shave?
 
2017-11-14 02:03:01 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.


Everyone's a farkin joker.
 
2017-11-14 02:03:44 PM  
Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.
 
2017-11-14 02:04:00 PM  
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Would you believe 100 dogs, three cats, and a guinea pig?
 
2017-11-14 02:04:10 PM  

slackananda: bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never gets

how someone can own dozens of pets

Didn't you ever notice that

you can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?

Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matter

Ends up in your pancake batter?

In the end,

your house is condemned

And, your neighbors are annoyed...

The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

Burma Shave?


An extra stanza so I cannot in good conscience put in "Burma Shave"... Plus, the ending is kind of a downer...
 
2017-11-14 02:04:51 PM  
The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O
 
2017-11-14 02:04:52 PM  
Doesn't seem that pleasant.
 
2017-11-14 02:04:53 PM  
Ugh I had to go in this old lady hoarder house and she had a shiatload of cats.  The ammonia smell almost knocked you out but she had somehow grown accustomed to it.

"was she an old lady who hoarded or someone who hoarded old ladies?" - direct quote from my supervisor at the time...
 
2017-11-14 02:06:08 PM  

cowgirl toffee: The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O


WTF is wrong with German people?
 
2017-11-14 02:06:58 PM  

jtown: cowgirl toffee: The house had a film of fecal matter in it??   O_O

WTF is wrong with German people?


Want a list?
 
2017-11-14 02:07:36 PM  
Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.

Yes, this lady is gross, but is the final outcome better for the dogs? It's pretty certain that even if they get adopted the fact that they're not trained will lead to them being returned. These dogs will probably all be euthanized.

What a bummer. I guess now I'm an apologist for this lady. Whatever.
 
2017-11-14 02:16:36 PM  

grokca: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x298]


"Lots of hair", too.
 
2017-11-14 02:17:36 PM  

stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.


That's nothing.  My dad's old dog used to kill coyotes then hide them in the brush until they were proper ripe.  Then she'd roll in the muck.
 
2017-11-14 02:28:06 PM  
This would make a good episode of Animal Hoarders or something similar.
 
2017-11-14 02:33:23 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never getshow someone can own dozens of pets.Didn't you ever notice thatyou can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?.Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matterEnds up in your pancake batter?.In the end, your house is condemned.And, your neighbors are annoyed...The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.


There needs to be a "sad" button for this little ditty.
 
2017-11-14 02:37:05 PM  
Is she single?
 
2017-11-14 02:37:24 PM  

styckx: Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.


You're saving the animals, it doesn't matter. Even when the animals all get sick and keep dying, they still think that they're the best deal the animals are going to get.
And you know, they might not be that wrong.

Each year, approximately 1.5 million shelter animals are euthanized (670,000 dogs and 860,000 cats). The number of dogs and cats euthanized in U.S. shelters annually has declined from approximately 2.6 million in 2011.


jtown: stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.
That's nothing. My dad's old dog used to kill coyotes then hide them in the brush until they were proper ripe. Then she'd roll in the muck.


My dog dug up a guinea pig that had died about two weeks before. I hadn't buried it deep enough. then she rolled around in it.

Bad dog! Bad dog!
 
2017-11-14 02:40:00 PM  

stirfrybry: Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house?


Go read up on the health of animals rescued from hoarders.  Parasites, viral infections, lung damage, infighting, you name it.  It is much more than just dodging feces.
 
2017-11-14 02:40:32 PM  

Famous Thamas: bigfatbuddhist: I'm a person that never getshow someone can own dozens of pets.Didn't you ever notice thatyou can't get to the door without stepping on a cat?.Or, that you have so many dogs that their fecal matterEnds up in your pancake batter?.In the end, your house is condemned.And, your neighbors are annoyed...The irony is the pets you love are usually destroyed.

There needs to be a "sad" button for this little ditty.


That's why I didn't Burma Shave at the end...
 
2017-11-14 02:40:48 PM  

RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.


Oh don't get all flush.
 
2017-11-14 02:43:55 PM  
Leave the poor dog lovin' lady alone!
 
2017-11-14 02:44:18 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.


just calling a spade a spade...
 
2017-11-14 02:51:35 PM  
It can happen and it's by degrees. Slowly switch off to your surrounds and do enough to stay alive.

We can't fathom it because we can't make the immediate mental leap from where we are now to where she is. But she didn't have to either. Just a little bit worse each day isn't too much to handle, until it's too much to change.

I have sads for these stories because I can imagine _everyone_ as a misfortune and a couple of years away from where she is.
 
2017-11-14 02:52:00 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.


Damn straight!
 
2017-11-14 02:54:01 PM  
I grew up down the street from a cat hoarder; you could smell the house from mine depending on wind direction.

A nauseating number of felines were removed from that house after the Health Dept. was (finally) called and from what I later overheard, not a one could be saved much less re-homed due to the inbreeding, infections, genetic defects and generalized mental instability that comes when that many animals are held in an 1100 square foot enclosure and never allowed outside because she knew they'd run away from her.

Moral of the story: I know hoarding is mental illness but serious: Stick to tea pots or concert t-shirts or mismatched Tupperware, any inanimate object that doesn't pay the ultimate price for your life choices.
 
2017-11-14 03:09:45 PM  

stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.

Yes, this lady is gross, but is the final outcome better for the dogs? It's pretty certain that even if they get adopted the fact that they're not trained will lead to them being returned. These dogs will probably all be euthanized.

What a bummer. I guess now I'm an apologist for this lady. Whatever.


The dogs in those pictures look to be in good health so it wasn't like she was abusing them.  Yes it was excessive but wouldn't it be better to try and foster them away little at a time that way none end up getting euthanized?
 
2017-11-14 03:15:41 PM  

stirfrybry: Poor dogs. Now they get to live in a cage until they get put to death. Is that really better than dodging turds at granny's house? I assure you, dogs do not care how clean you keep the house. My dog will roll in a pile of shiat if he finds one.

Yes, this lady is gross, but is the final outcome better for the dogs? It's pretty certain that even if they get adopted the fact that they're not trained will lead to them being returned. These dogs will probably all be euthanized.

What a bummer. I guess now I'm an apologist for this lady. Whatever.



The shelter in charge of the dogs has already distributed some of them to other shelters, foster homes, etc. for safe keeping, medical care and human interaction.   They (Safe Harbor Animal Shelter) are a bunch of caring people that I have dealt with for years.  They do everything to rehab and adopt out ALL of their animals.  (They are also one of the few in the area that still have Pit Bulls... as they refuse to give up on the ones that are adoptable.)  The owner of the dogs is mentally unstable.  The only thing good they could say about her is that she kept them fed.  Unknown what she fed them.  Otherwise they were kept in an utterly filthy, crap-filled house 24/7 with no real attention or exercise.  She will never get charges due to her mental state, but hopefully she never gets the dogs back.  That goes for her neglectful family who had nothing to do with her, but suddenly want to talk to the media.
 
2017-11-14 03:18:19 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

just calling a spade a spade...


well don't that trump all!
 
2017-11-14 03:18:57 PM  
What some of those sweet doggie faces reminded me of:

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2017-11-14 03:20:43 PM  

RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!


Well I'll just shuffle along.
 
2017-11-14 03:20:53 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)


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2017-11-14 03:24:44 PM  

jonathan_L: What some of those sweet doggie faces reminded me of:

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2017-11-14 03:40:19 PM  

styckx: Poor lady.. She seems mentally ill. Almost like a hoarder. Something traumatic happens and a switch turns off in their brain and they convince themselves the filth they live in is perfectly acceptable.


Seems mentally ill?  She most definitely is.

Or maybe she identifies as a toilet.
 
2017-11-14 03:45:56 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!

Well I'll just shuffle along.


Other than this, I'd have thought that she wasn't playing with a full deck.
 
2017-11-14 03:54:00 PM  

WelldeadLink: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Satan's Bunny Slippers: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: I_Am_Weasel: It seems she had...a full house!

Ha Ha Ha!

(Card pun.  52 right? You se....oh, never mind)

Someone should deck you.

Everyone's a farkin joker.

Oh don't get all flush.

Damn straight!

Well I'll just shuffle along.

Other than this, I'd have thought that she wasn't playing with a full deck.


We should cut her a break.  We really don't know what the real deal is here.  She just didn't have the heart to discard any of those dogs.  Some other joker would have taken them down to the river and flushed them.
 
2017-11-14 05:38:02 PM  
Whitney Wisconsin is inconsolable over this news and offers all of the dogs a home.
 
2017-11-14 08:15:10 PM  
tukatz:

The owner of the dogs is mentally unstable.  The only thing good they could say about her is that she kept them fed.  Unknown what she fed them.

TFA said her husband died a year ago. It never said what happened to the body.
 
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