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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   Are those bags of shrimp in your pants or are you just excited to see me?   ( fox43.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, retail theft charges, Criminal law, multiple bags, Weis Markets store, Union Deposit Road, English-language films, Anibal Batista, Legal terms  
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2017-11-14 01:46:31 PM  
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2017-11-14 04:00:12 PM  
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2017-11-14 05:03:54 PM  
Old and busted: Guy selling meat out of his trunk.
New hotness: Guy selling shrimp out of his pants.
 
2017-11-14 08:44:05 PM  
Daniel, we can't keep doing this.
 
2017-11-14 08:48:48 PM  
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2017-11-14 08:57:53 PM  
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2017-11-14 09:04:37 PM  
Since I'm allergic to shrimp, I'll go with "excited to see you".
 
2017-11-14 09:25:57 PM  
For me, this deal would hinge entirely on where he's storing the cocktail sauce.
 
2017-11-14 09:27:43 PM  
My crank looks like a bag of shrimp. I'm very happy to see each and every one of you.
 
2017-11-14 09:35:09 PM  
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2017-11-14 09:52:43 PM  
He seems to have the money for razor blades and hair styling. Maybe he just likes putting shrimp down his pants. Maybe he just likes putting shrimp down his pants and then watching people eat them. Maybe his penis was lonely for the company of other small, weird little things.
 
2017-11-14 09:57:37 PM  
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2017-11-15 12:13:35 AM  
Guess we'll know for sure tomorrow afternoon
 
2017-11-15 12:24:27 AM  
He was just showing his devotion the the great, unreleased Dylan song, "I Love to Prance with Prawns in my Pants".  It was set for release, then the sellout went electric.
 
2017-11-15 02:10:06 AM  
Hey man, at least they're jumbo shrimp.
 
2017-11-15 03:13:12 AM  

indifference_engine: Hey man, at least they're jumbo shrimp.


I thought they were nacho shrimp.
 
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