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(Daily Mail)   According to bridal expert, Queen's 70 year-old wedding dress is fresh and timeless. Queen, not so much   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-14 08:30:59 AM  
Is the Queen going to give her wedding dress to the fair Meghan, so she can wed bonnie Prince Harry????
 
2017-11-14 09:28:36 AM  
I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.
 
2017-11-14 10:23:57 AM  
I feel a poem coming on...
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Is it really so obscene

to have a king or queen?

.

They are simply a royal

embodiment of their native soil

.

And, this part might seem odd,

but, they were supposedly chosen by God

.

Perhaps it isn't such an odd belief

because a lot of Republicans think this about our current commander in chief.

.

Burma Shave

 
2017-11-14 10:25:32 AM  

luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.


I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.
 
2017-11-14 10:27:46 AM  
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2017-11-14 11:21:30 AM  
Sod off, subby.  The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!
 
2017-11-14 11:23:52 AM  
Something old, something new
Something Royal, Charles too.
 
2017-11-14 11:24:50 AM  
To be fair, this is what she looked like when she got married. While not stunning, she was certainly not getting thrown out of THIS Farkers bed by any stretch of the imagination.
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2017-11-14 11:29:28 AM  

oldfarthenry: luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.

I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.


She reminds me a little of my English grandma...except Lizzie's accent is considerably more posh than Grandma's middle-class Cumbrian one.
 
2017-11-14 11:31:17 AM  

Bondith: oldfarthenry: luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.

I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.

She reminds me a little of my English grandma...except Lizzie's accent is considerably more posh than Grandma's middle-class Cumbrian one.


That said, I'm not looking forward to Jugears and his homeopathy.
 
2017-11-14 11:31:32 AM  

goat012006: To be fair, this is what she looked like when she got married. While not stunning, she was certainly not getting thrown out of THIS Farkers bed by any stretch of the imagination.[img.fark.net image 329x737]


She was never beautiful but she was actually pretty cute when she wasn't dolled up in fancy 1950's makeup.
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2017-11-14 11:35:54 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: goat012006: To be fair, this is what she looked like when she got married. While not stunning, she was certainly not getting thrown out of THIS Farkers bed by any stretch of the imagination.[img.fark.net image 329x737]

She was never beautiful but she was actually pretty cute when she wasn't dolled up in fancy 1950's makeup.
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She was like the governor's attractive (not the beautiful one) daughter in Sid Meiers Pirates! Not ugly, not gorgeous!
 
2017-11-14 11:35:59 AM  
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What a fashion expert may look like.
 
2017-11-14 11:43:41 AM  

Bondith: Bondith: oldfarthenry: luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.

I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.

She reminds me a little of my English grandma...except Lizzie's accent is considerably more posh than Grandma's middle-class Cumbrian one.

That said, I'm not looking forward to Jugears and his homeopathy.


Her mother made it to 101, hopefully Liz has another decade in her.  I doubt Charles' ascension plans are going to get any better:

MORE POISON
Youtube DckGotoquLw
 
2017-11-14 11:44:36 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: Sod off, subby.  The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!


What do old women taste like? Depends.
 
2017-11-14 11:46:34 AM  
Faded and yellowed.
Wearing that after fall???
NO, M MMM
 
2017-11-14 11:46:56 AM  
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She's met with more US presidents than most farkers have had dates.
 
2017-11-14 11:47:07 AM  

Slypork: Feel_the_velvet: Sod off, subby.  The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!

What do old women taste like? Depends.


"Depends"

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2017-11-14 11:47:59 AM  
Well, Freddy Mercury has been dead for about 25 years, so whaddya expect?
 
2017-11-14 11:49:18 AM  
I dunno, looks pretty dated to me.

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2017-11-14 11:51:13 AM  
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How fresh is the wedding cake?
 
2017-11-14 11:56:59 AM  
She may not be fresh but in a world leader cage match vs. Trump I'd put my money on her royal highness.
 
2017-11-14 12:03:39 PM  

goat012006: To be fair, this is what she looked like when she got married. While not stunning, she was certainly not getting thrown out of THIS Farkers bed by any stretch of the imagination.[img.fark.net image 329x737]


That is a beautiful farking dress. I'd love to see it up close.
 
2017-11-14 12:03:52 PM  
The Royal Empire is a wee bit different now, as compared when she first sat on the throne.  Thankfully so, I might add.
 
2017-11-14 12:12:43 PM  
Benny Hill - Older Woman (1973)
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"They don't yell, and they don't tell, and oh they're grateful as hell
Give me an older woman every time."

/GGILF
 
2017-11-14 12:31:07 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
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Is it really so obsceneto have a king or queen?.They are simply a royalembodiment of their native soil.And, this part might seem odd,but, they were supposedly chosen by God.Perhaps it isn't such an odd beliefbecause a lot of Republicans think this about our current commander in chief..Burma Shave


+1 million for the Torchy Blane reference!

/just bought the DVD box set
//Lois Lane was based on this charecter, according to Jerry Siegel... check it out!
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2017-11-14 12:32:05 PM  

JohnnyFark: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
[immortalephemera.com image 554x438]

Is it really so obsceneto have a king or queen?.They are simply a royalembodiment of their native soil.And, this part might seem odd,but, they were supposedly chosen by God.Perhaps it isn't such an odd beliefbecause a lot of Republicans think this about our current commander in chief..Burma Shave

+1 million for the Torchy Blane reference!

/just bought the DVD box set
//Lois Lane was based on this charecter, according to Jerry Siegel... check it out!
[img.fark.net image 422x750]


And... she was hot
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2017-11-14 12:33:42 PM  

JohnnyFark: JohnnyFark: bigfatbuddhist: I feel a poem coming on...
[immortalephemera.com image 554x438]

Is it really so obsceneto have a king or queen?.They are simply a royalembodiment of their native soil.And, this part might seem odd,but, they were supposedly chosen by God.Perhaps it isn't such an odd beliefbecause a lot of Republicans think this about our current commander in chief..Burma Shave

+1 million for the Torchy Blane reference!

/just bought the DVD box set
//Lois Lane was based on this charecter, according to Jerry Siegel... check it out!
[img.fark.net image 422x750]

And... she was hot
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Definitely the inspiration for Lois Lane...  Like Gahagan is the inspiration for my poetry...
 
2017-11-14 01:04:06 PM  
When 55 years you have reigned, submitter, look as good you will not, hmm?

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2017-11-14 01:05:30 PM  
I meant 65 years. Sorry, Liz!
 
2017-11-14 01:09:01 PM  

cryinoutloud: Is the Queen going to give her wedding dress to the fair Meghan, so she can wed bonnie Prince Harry????


I doubt it.  The Queen is from time when randy princes kept their quadroon wenches out of sight.
 
2017-11-14 01:35:49 PM  
Someone's already been married in it, so it doesn't deserve to be white anymore, by the old rules.

/pretty modern myself
//prefer nude royal weddings
///if you know what I mean
////and you don't
 
2017-11-14 02:45:07 PM  

Bondith: Bondith: oldfarthenry: luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.

I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.

She reminds me a little of my English grandma...except Lizzie's accent is considerably more posh than Grandma's middle-class Cumbrian one.

That said, I'm not looking forward to Jugears and his homeopathy.


I think all the English ladies should be more afraid if he brings back jus primae noctis.
 
2017-11-14 02:52:34 PM  

Slypork: Bondith: Bondith: oldfarthenry: luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.

I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.

She reminds me a little of my English grandma...except Lizzie's accent is considerably more posh than Grandma's middle-class Cumbrian one.

That said, I'm not looking forward to Jugears and his homeopathy.

I think all the English ladies should be more afraid if he brings back jus primae noctis.


He's nearly 70.  I don't think that's going to be much of an issue.
 
2017-11-14 04:40:00 PM  
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2017-11-14 04:46:35 PM  

oldfarthenry: luckyeddie: I'm just steeling myself for the year's solemn music, nothing but bloody royals on the tv and compulsory mourning when she finally pops her clogs.

I'm preparing to be devastated. I'm not a monarchist by any stretch - but it'll be weird not seeing her profile on my pocket change.
It'll be like losing a stern but dependable aunt.


She'll be on millions of coins and notes in circulation long after she's gone.
 
2017-11-14 04:48:38 PM  

UncleDirtNap: She may not be fresh but in a world leader cage match vs. Trump I'd put my money on her royal highness.


That's Her Majesty to you - HRH is never used for th reigning monarch.
 
2017-11-14 09:35:13 PM  

Fissile: cryinoutloud: Is the Queen going to give her wedding dress to the fair Meghan, so she can wed bonnie Prince Harry????
I doubt it.  The Queen is from time when randy princes kept their quadroon wenches out of sight.


Oh they are totally getting married. I read the Mail.
 
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