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2017-11-10 01:46:53 PM  
Well, now everyone woman is going to know he's Standard as opposed to Olympic.

/Olympic
 
2017-11-10 01:57:50 PM  
But was he so very scared?
 
2017-11-10 02:10:50 PM  
It looks like you've gained some weight.
 
2017-11-10 02:22:13 PM  
it's always the germans
 
OOF
2017-11-10 02:24:50 PM  
Picture of man who got penis stuck in weight at gym leaks online

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2017-11-10 02:26:15 PM  
It was a 5 kegelgram weight.

Piker.
 
2017-11-10 02:27:00 PM  
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Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
 
2017-11-10 02:27:06 PM  
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2017-11-10 02:27:40 PM  
Stupid farking weight.
 
2017-11-10 02:28:00 PM  
But, why?
 
2017-11-10 02:28:45 PM  
got him by the curlies.
 
2017-11-10 02:29:31 PM  
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Glory holes do not work that way!
 
2017-11-10 02:29:52 PM  

rnatalie: [rs144.pbsrc.com image 280x210]'
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?


Not yet.
 
2017-11-10 02:30:13 PM  

bughunter: rnatalie: [rs144.pbsrc.com image 280x210]'
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Not yet.


A girl has to have her standards.
 
2017-11-10 02:30:38 PM  
Training for the big match....

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2017-11-10 02:30:54 PM  

fluffy_pope: got him by the curlies.


Grabbed him by the base of his snarglies.
 
2017-11-10 02:31:55 PM  
In this case, crazy stuck his d*ck in don't.
 
2017-11-10 02:32:08 PM  
Hrmmm, what's worse?

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2017-11-10 02:32:53 PM  
free willy from free weight
 
2017-11-10 02:33:46 PM  
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yeah, my penis does that to weights as well
 
2017-11-10 02:34:05 PM  
That's not what pumping iron means...
 
2017-11-10 02:34:25 PM  
I guess he couldn't

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Weight till he got home
 
2017-11-10 02:34:26 PM  

fluffy_pope: got him by the curlies.


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2017-11-10 02:35:30 PM  
Doesn't matter...

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...had sex.
 
2017-11-10 02:35:39 PM  
Extreme Kegeling is going to be in the next Olympics.
 
2017-11-10 02:39:37 PM  
Clicked the link, read the headline, immediately guessed Germany.
 
2017-11-10 02:39:46 PM  
Why didn't he just jump into a swimming pool?

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I could see something like that getting stuck on when he's at full staff, but even once he's flaccid it wouldn't come off? Color me impressed.
 
2017-11-10 02:43:14 PM  
NSFW!
 
2017-11-10 02:43:33 PM  
It's still not clear how the man got his penis stuck in the weight...

I'm just guessing here but I'd say he probably put his penis in the weight and then it got stuck.
 
2017-11-10 02:44:29 PM  
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2017-11-10 02:44:38 PM  
Must... lift... weights...

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2017-11-10 02:45:19 PM  
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2017-11-10 02:45:24 PM  
"Now a shocking image has emerged showing the hapless inexcusably moronic fitness fanatic"
 
2017-11-10 02:47:06 PM  
A virgin member at the gym
Let his desires get the better of him
For his first he'd be trying
To pump fookin' iron
But the wait got the better of him.
 
2017-11-10 02:48:40 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Why didn't he just jump into a swimming pool?

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I could see something like that getting stuck on when he's at full staff, but even once he's flaccid it wouldn't come off? Color me impressed.


Well if it's tight enough it wouldn't let any blood out so it would end up swelling and never going down.  He basically had a giant cock ring on.
 
2017-11-10 02:48:48 PM  
Well, at least he has a new pickup line now...

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2017-11-10 02:49:47 PM  
HST's Dead Carcass: But, why?
 
2017-11-10 02:54:10 PM  

clowncar on fire: A virgin member at the gym
Let his desires get the better of him
For his first he'd be trying
To pump fookin' iron
But the wait got the better of him.


Cocked that one up.
 
2017-11-10 02:58:57 PM  
I bet he wishes he stuck with the warm water filled synthetic vagina.
 
2017-11-10 03:08:12 PM  

guestguy: Well, at least he has a new pickup line now...

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And who would that line work on?  Is there an exploded butthole subculture I am unaware of?
 
2017-11-10 03:11:59 PM  

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2017-11-10 03:12:31 PM  
picking up 10 pounds with it might be impressive...getting stuck in 10 pounds not so much.
also that is not the ring you put on it.
 
2017-11-10 03:13:07 PM  
Giggity
 
2017-11-10 03:14:31 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: guestguy: Well, at least he has a new pickup line now...

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And who would that line work on?  Is there an exploded butthole subculture I am unaware of?


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2017-11-10 03:16:01 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: guestguy: Well, at least he has a new pickup line now...

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And who would that line work on?  Is there an exploded butthole subculture I am unaware of?


Prolapsed anus porn.  I believe they call them "rosettes".
 
2017-11-10 03:19:15 PM  

TNel: ReapTheChaos: Why didn't he just jump into a swimming pool?

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I could see something like that getting stuck on when he's at full staff, but even once he's flaccid it wouldn't come off? Color me impressed.

Well if it's tight enough it wouldn't let any blood out so it would end up swelling and never going down.  He basically had a giant cock ring on.


that, and if he stuck his nuts through first, the whole works could have gotten jammed up in there.

I'm just trying to not think about that whole vibrating saw thing.  Eek.
 
2017-11-10 03:19:46 PM  

cowgirl toffee: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: guestguy: Well, at least he has a new pickup line now...

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And who would that line work on?  Is there an exploded butthole subculture I am unaware of?

Prolapsed anus porn.  I believe they call them "rosettes".


Riiiiight...like you don't know that for a fact.  :P
 
2017-11-10 03:21:03 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: guestguy: Well, at least he has a new pickup line now...

[img.fark.net image 308x250]

And who would that line work on?  Is there an exploded butthole subculture I am unaware of?

Prolapsed anus porn.  I believe they call them "rosettes".

Riiiiight...like you don't know that for a fact.  :P


Have I mentioned I like German porn?

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2017-11-10 03:21:20 PM  
I had no idea Louis CK was into weight lifting.
 
2017-11-10 03:22:20 PM  
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Wow. That must have been some PENIS.
 
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