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(Daily Mail)   So why didn't he just use Parseltongue?   ( divider line
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3388 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Nov 2017 at 2:50 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2017-11-10 02:14:51 PM  
To do what?  The snake would have told him, "take another step and I'm biting your ass."
2017-11-10 02:56:52 PM  
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2017-11-10 03:05:42 PM  
Isn't everything in Australia trying to kill you?
2017-11-10 03:59:30 PM  
At least it wasn't a Queen snake.

Once you've been chomped by a Queen snake, you've had it.
2017-11-10 04:44:57 PM  
that thing is deadly?
fark, at least in the rest of the world, venomous snakes have the manners to look like venomous snakes. That thing looks like it should be hunting for crickets in my flower bed.
2017-11-10 04:50:33 PM  

bobug: Isn't everything in Australia trying to kill you?

2017-11-10 05:51:45 PM  
Why didn't he use parseltongue? Because he lost the ability to speak parseltongue after he killed the horcrux inside himself (by letting Voldemort kill him).

2017-11-10 08:12:53 PM  
I know the site is Not News, but a story that a famous man was near a snake seems a little much.

However, it does look like a good movie.

And Danny looks pretty good in a beard. It smooths out his odd facial angles.
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