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(Click Orlando)   Sultry poultry? All the breasts? Get stuffed? Something to gobble? We can go on, or you can just read this very Florida   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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2017-11-10 02:31:07 PM  
People will see what real breast and thighs look like.
 
2017-11-10 03:42:53 PM  
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2017-11-10 03:44:16 PM  
Florida strip clubs to hand out 3,000 turkeys for Thanksgiving

I'd like to see their giblets...wait, what?
 
2017-11-10 03:53:49 PM  
Well.. here we go....

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2017-11-10 03:54:48 PM  
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2017-11-10 03:55:21 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Well.. here we go....

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That is disturbingly well-animated...and I laughed, hard.
 
2017-11-10 03:56:38 PM  
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could pole dance.
 
2017-11-10 03:57:15 PM  
Butterballs from butterfaces.
 
2017-11-10 03:58:54 PM  
Reminds me of the "hunger or lust" segment of the movie Deathrow Game Show.
 
2017-11-10 04:00:20 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:02:30 PM  
For $100 they can take you a private tent and render your giblets.
 
2017-11-10 04:04:16 PM  
Link reported for autoredirecting to a phishing scam. No jam bands allowed!
 
2017-11-10 04:07:13 PM  
Damn... can't get my gif to load.  So here it is...

https://giphy.com/gifs/dancing-strang​e​-turkey-lqYbxH6nkXMYM
 
2017-11-10 04:11:10 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:12:45 PM  
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/This took some effort to get uploaded...but I'm not lazy like CT :P
 
2017-11-10 04:16:55 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:17:18 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:17:48 PM  

Norad: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 270x216]


Now that's plucked up.
 
2017-11-10 04:18:53 PM  

guestguy: [img.fark.net image 325x236]

/This took some effort to get uploaded...but I'm not lazy like CT :P


Now I haz a sad.  :P

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2017-11-10 04:21:03 PM  
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2017-11-10 04:22:41 PM  

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I'd baste 'em.
 
2017-11-10 04:25:00 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.


...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.
 
2017-11-10 04:33:27 PM  
A very sad... yet creative... Thanksgiving dinner....

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2017-11-10 04:34:22 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.


You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.
 
2017-11-10 04:36:17 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.

You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.


And I thought you would be making a comment about me "eating the turkey"... I'm a disappoint.  :/
 
2017-11-10 04:37:05 PM  

cowgirl toffee: A very sad... yet creative... Thanksgiving dinner....

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I somehow knew I might find you in this thread.

/love your posts
 
2017-11-10 04:38:47 PM  

the_celt: cowgirl toffee: A very sad... yet creative... Thanksgiving dinner....

[flippies.com image 358x269]

I somehow knew I might find you in this thread.

/love your posts


Thanks.  *giddy!*  :D
 
2017-11-10 04:39:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.

You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.

And I thought you would be making a comment about me "eating the turkey"... I'm a disappoint.  :/


Is this another German porn thing?  If so...I'm intrigued.
 
2017-11-10 04:41:27 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.

You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.

And I thought you would be making a comment about me "eating the turkey"... I'm a disappoint.  :/

Is this another German porn thing?  If so...I'm intrigued.


No.  I was told only one thread with German porn per day.  :(
 
2017-11-10 04:46:18 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.

You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.

And I thought you would be making a comment about me "eating the turkey"... I'm a disappoint.  :/

Is this another German porn thing?  If so...I'm intrigued.

No.  I was told only one thread with German porn per day.  :(


What is this site coming to?  I had a dirtier comment in mind earlier too, but was pretty sure it would get zapped ( ._.)
 
2017-11-10 04:53:03 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.

You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.

And I thought you would be making a comment about me "eating the turkey"... I'm a disappoint.  :/

Is this another German porn thing?  If so...I'm intrigued.

No.  I was told only one thread with German porn per day.  :(

What is this site coming to?  I had a dirtier comment in mind earlier too, but was pretty sure it would get zapped ( ._.)


I know... I know.  *sigh*
 
2017-11-10 05:23:57 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]

I'd baste 'em.

...and I'm not eating the turkey this year.

You've got such a dirty mind...I'm appalled.

And I thought you would be making a comment about me "eating the turkey"... I'm a disappoint.  :/

Is this another German porn thing?  If so...I'm intrigued.

No.  I was told only one thread with German porn per day.  :(

What is this site coming to?  I had a dirtier comment in mind earlier too, but was pretty sure it would get zapped ( ._.)


Depends on who posts it, and who has paid for their comments to be posted.

Honesty, decency? If you've been following the anti-Apple propaganda campaign as long as I have... don't trust it. We have morons parroting garbage from 2002, and other morons buying Dell because of that. Enjoy the circus.
 
2017-11-10 05:26:34 PM  
-enters thread ad sets up stans to sell eye bleach for $10 a dose.-
 
2017-11-10 05:31:35 PM  
Seriously? You people are disgusting (except for the Mr. Bean post). Also don't bother with the 'Welcome to Fark' trope.
 
2017-11-10 05:42:15 PM  

bratface: Seriously? You people are disgusting (except for the Mr. Bean post). Also don't bother with the 'Welcome to Fark' trope.


I think you are the smartiest farker in all of farkdom.
 
2017-11-10 06:06:56 PM  
To Hallandale for my turkey this year...
 
2017-11-10 06:55:58 PM  
I'd go with this one.

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Gobble gobble motherfarker!
 
2017-11-10 07:17:23 PM  
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2017-11-10 08:56:46 PM  
Strippers have more Christian charity that most Churches now a days.
 
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