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(Daily Mail)   Man known for barging in on half-naked teens in beauty pageant dressing rooms confident that Roy Moore will "do the right thing" if allegations of underage sexual harassment are true. Followup tag whips out its wang and beats Unlikely tag with it   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-10 08:09:50 AM  
The Post already told us that Moore reached inside the underwear of a 14 year old girl.
Isn't grabbing her that way what Trump means by doing the right thing?
Isn't that the example he advertises?
 
2017-11-10 08:20:17 AM  
The hypocrisy of these assholes, while not shocking at all, is still repugnant.

Hey President Pussy Grabber? Time for your misogynistic ass to "do the right thing" too...
 
2017-11-10 08:25:03 AM  
The year of the worst hills to die on.
 
2017-11-10 08:35:05 AM  
What would Trump know about "doing the right thing"?
 
2017-11-10 08:48:44 AM  

Mad Scientist: What would Trump know about "doing the right thing"?


"Great Spike Lee movie. Danny Aiello, a good friend, at his best. Rosie Perez, she's so beautiful am I right?  One of the good ones."
 
2017-11-10 09:00:29 AM  
He'll "do the right thing" if he's actually been caught, in other words.

Funny how the repentance never kicks in with these assholes until they're indisputably busted. Just sayin'.
 
2017-11-10 09:05:40 AM  
What the followup tag might look like

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2017-11-10 09:05:57 AM  
3 of the last 4 words in the headline optional.

Also if you weren't clear last night nothing at all will come of this, the passive af response should about lock that up for you.
 
2017-11-10 09:09:13 AM  
This story is sick and disgusting, but that headline?  +1-, subby.
 
2017-11-10 09:10:21 AM  
  

Bazolar: This story is sick and disgusting, but that headline?  +1-, subby.


+10

FTFM
 
2017-11-10 09:17:07 AM  
Seems a little unfair for Trump to throw Moore under the bus.  Unlike Moore, Trump actual had court filings related to his child rape.  Seem a little like the pot calling the kettle a child molester.
 
2017-11-10 09:19:36 AM  
What ever happened to "Grab them by the pussy?"  Or is Roy just not famous enough to do that?
 
2017-11-10 09:20:20 AM  

elkboy: What the followup tag might look like

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This one depresses me.  I am a huge fan of this guy.
 
2017-11-10 09:20:22 AM  
but getting a hummer in the Oval Office is a bad thing?
 
2017-11-10 09:23:02 AM  
If we're talking about the same man I think we're talking about, the Unlikely tag likely didn't feel anything and just walked away disgusted.
 
2017-11-10 09:24:40 AM  

freddyV: but getting a hummer in the Oval Office is a bad thing?


Even the back of a Volkswagon in the Oval Office is a bad thing.  It's not a room made for vehicles.
 
2017-11-10 09:26:21 AM  

freddyV: but getting a hummer in the Oval Office is a bad thing?


Only if you've got a D next to your name. If there's an R, why is it an issue?
 
2017-11-10 09:26:57 AM  

elkboy: What the followup tag might look like

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Louis CK isn't about to be elected to the Senate.

Roy Moore is.
 
2017-11-10 09:27:11 AM  

Mad Scientist: What would Trump know about "doing the right thing"?


By "do the right thing" he means fight until the bitter end, because no matter what letting a democrat take that seat would be worse.
 
2017-11-10 09:27:19 AM  

freddyV: but getting a hummer in the Oval Office is a bad thing?


I bet you think the George Bush Sr. David Copafeel joke is a "bad thing" too.
 
2017-11-10 09:27:20 AM  
A little off topic, but it reminded me of this re: trump's propensity for doing the right thing.

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2017-11-10 09:27:33 AM  
Kinda makes Clinton's consenting adults BJ pale by comparison.
 
2017-11-10 09:28:07 AM  
This is a guy has been forced off the bench twice for refusing to follow a court order.  You think he's actually going to follow the Advice of someone like Donald Trump?  This is a guy who's made a career out of being a defiant asshole.

I say keep it up, Republicans.  Become the party of sexual Predators, and their apologists...ride that wave...see how far it takes you.
 
2017-11-10 09:28:19 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: The year of the worst hills to die on.


Except he never seems to die. How many campaign ending gaffes did he make, how many things as POTUS has he done that would have impeached anyone else.  It's insane to watch that somehow, he gets a pass on it all.

He just won't DIE. He is Tinyhands the Undying.
 
2017-11-10 09:29:17 AM  
I'm sure all the God-fearing, good-natured, common clay of the land type folks down in goold ol' Alabama will do the right thing and not send a pedophile to Washington to represent them.

/almost typed that with a straight face
 
2017-11-10 09:29:46 AM  

elkboy: What the followup tag might look like

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He warned us.

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2017-11-10 09:30:55 AM  

wademh: The Post already told us that Moore reached inside the underwear of a 14 year old girl.
Isn't grabbing her that way what Trump means by doing the right thing?
Isn't that the example he advertises?


I learned it from you, dad!
 
2017-11-10 09:31:36 AM  
Gross Old Pedos
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-11-10 09:33:05 AM  
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As I said in another thread.. the GOP has gone from "no moral compass" to "no morals whatsoever".
 
2017-11-10 09:33:12 AM  
Looks like American males are having a hard time keeping our hands off women.  The answer is obviously to make the women wear burkas and always have a male relative around to keep them safe.
 
2017-11-10 09:34:46 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Kinda makes Clinton's consenting adults BJ pale by comparison.


Clinton lied about the BJ whereas Trump boasted about barging into the Miss Teen Contest changing room.   So where Clinton lied, Trump told the truth which makes it right.
 
2017-11-10 09:36:10 AM  
Michelle Obama Accuses Trump of 'Bragging About Sexually Assaulting Women'
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2017-11-10 09:36:10 AM  
I wonder what it's like to sit in church, or mentor your kids as a Christian, or maybe think about what it will be like to be with loved ones in heaven forever when you die, knowing that you willingly and enthusiastically vote for misogynists, rapists and pedophiles. Guess I'll never know. Oh well.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-11-10 09:38:03 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Looks like American males are having a hard time keeping our hands off women.  The answer is obviously to make the women wear burkas and always have a male relative around to keep them safe.


Yeah, but this is also bound up in power.  In the US we have been so deferential to "powerful" people and people with money that we let them do practically anything they want to do.  The men with no power get away with this a lot less, though still way to much.
 
2017-11-10 09:38:07 AM  

freddyV: but getting a hummer in the Oval Office is a bad thing?


At least Monica was over 18 and from all indications, a willing participant.  Tawdry perhaps, but tawdry and politics go together like *insert obvious analogy here*.
 
2017-11-10 09:38:31 AM  

UNC_Samurai: elkboy: What the followup tag might look like

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He warned us.

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Is he an elected official?  I don't understand the parallel.
 
2017-11-10 09:38:42 AM  
"Talibama".... heh, that's good.

Watch the hypocritical, bible-thumping coonts down there send this pedophile to Congress. Wouldn't surprise me at all.
 
2017-11-10 09:40:14 AM  
Explain the difference between this and the dreaded Sharia law the fundies fear so much.
 
2017-11-10 09:42:56 AM  

Bazolar: freddyV: but getting a hummer in the Oval Office is a bad thing?

At least Monica was over 18 and from all indications, a willing participant.  Tawdry perhaps, but tawdry and politics go together like *insert obvious analogy here*.


The Pope and cream cheese
 
2017-11-10 09:43:05 AM  
I am beginning to wonder how much of the  1) Righteous outrage against Moore   and 2) Denial / Defense of Moore  posts are the result of the Russian Troll Machine.

It's almost like they're playing both sides. Meanwhile, America is more and more divided.
 
2017-11-10 09:43:11 AM  

A Cave Geek: This is a guy has been forced off the bench twice for refusing to follow a court order.  You think he's actually going to follow the Advice of someone like Donald Trump?  This is a guy who's made a career out of being a defiant asshole.

I say keep it up, Republicans.  Become the party of sexual Predators, and their apologists...ride that wave...see how far it takes you.


Cheetorus Rex rode it all the way to the White House.  These dipshaits are gonna elect Moore and then no one will say anything else about it.  Just like the dude who body slammed the reporter.  Being a sexual predator and thug is perfectly okay if you're a rich, white "Christian" man.
 
2017-11-10 09:43:14 AM  
ah draining that swamp and refilling it with jizz.
 
2017-11-10 09:44:15 AM  

imapirate: I wonder what it's like to sit in church, or mentor your kids as a Christian, or maybe think about what it will be like to be with loved ones in heaven forever when you die, knowing that you willingly and enthusiastically vote for misogynists, rapists and pedophiles. Guess I'll never know. Oh well.


What I've learned from the election of Trump is that my old assumption, that a certain kind of fundamentalist religious belief resulted in conservative voters, is wrong. For conservative voters religion is subservient to their politics. They'll call Moore a good Christian and not feel the slightest bit hypocritical because what they really mean is he's a Republican being put into power and that's all the morality they care about.
 
2017-11-10 09:44:49 AM  

d23: the GOP has gone from "no moral compass" to "no morals whatsoever" "raping the moral compass to death, pissing on the corpse, and paying a local crime syndicate to make the body disappear".


FTFY
 
2017-11-10 09:45:05 AM  

Muta: UNC_Samurai: elkboy: What the followup tag might look like

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He warned us.

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Is he an elected official?  I don't understand the parallel.


The parallel is "whipping it out and beating" .
 
2017-11-10 09:45:25 AM  
Define "right thing." Recall that to Trump, the right thing to do in situations like this is the following:

1. Ask the victim how much it will cost to shut her up.
2. Threaten to sue her and ruin her reputation if she refuses to be bought off.
3. If threats of legal action are ineffective, threaten to have "the best people" harm her or her family.

I'm sure Roy's on that.
 
2017-11-10 09:48:17 AM  

MikeyFuccon: 1. Ask the victim how much it will cost to shut her up.2. Threaten to sue her and ruin her reputation if she refuses to be bought off.3. If threats of legal action are ineffective, threaten to have "the best people" harm her or her family.


Also known as the Weinstein Strategy.
 
2017-11-10 09:49:26 AM  
So I guess Anthony Weiner's only crime was getting caught, being a democrat?
 
2017-11-10 09:50:11 AM  
Somebody call up Japan and have them warm up SOL. Time to cleanse the filth.
 
2017-11-10 09:50:35 AM  

Sid Vicious' Corpse: Looks like American males are having a hard time keeping our hands off women.  The answer is obviously to make the women wear burkas and always have a male relative around to keep them safe.


He was 32 when this happened so 1979.

Iran in 1970's:
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/not sure what my point is
 
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