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(Talking Points Memo)   Secretary of State Rex Tillerson claims President Trump's flattery of China on trade was "tongue-in-cheek" and not somehow "foot-in-mouth" like usual   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, United States, President Donald Trump, China, great credit, World China Hotel, previous administrations, State Rex Tillerson, Chinese business leaders  
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2017-11-09 04:55:27 PM  
in other words, his lips were moving.
 
2017-11-09 05:11:59 PM  
Definitely tongue in cheek: Trumpy's tongue lodged firmly between Xi's ass cheeks.

He may love McDonald's, but Trumpy knows how to toss a salad when money's at stake.
 
2017-11-09 06:39:54 PM  
How many times can his administration play the "What he really meant was..." card before everyone just starts ignoring everything that comes out of Cheeto's head?
 
2017-11-09 07:52:31 PM  

fusillade762: How many times can his administration play the "What he really meant was..." card before everyone just starts ignoring everything that comes out of Cheeto's head?


Not sure why they even bother -- the Trump Voters of America don't give a flying fark and think this guy is the best thing since Hitler

What we need to start doing is figuring out how to divorce ourselves from these backwards, willfully ignorant racist cretins

They do not share our values, beliefs or culture. They despise science and education and embrace superstition and lies

Why do we wish to share a nation with these bottom feeders any longer?
 
2017-11-09 08:14:52 PM  
At this rate, next month, Trump is going to be calling Xi late at night saying, "So whatcha thinkin 'bout?  Yeah, it was so magical that night.  I miss you too..."
 
2017-11-09 09:19:26 PM  

rcain: Why do we wish to share a nation with these bottom feeders any longer?


We don't. But what choice do we have?
 
2017-11-09 09:44:24 PM  
Shut up, traitor.
 
2017-11-09 09:47:13 PM  
Out tough talking business guy leader thanked China for stealing American intellectual property.
 
2017-11-09 09:48:15 PM  
Whatever.

He's got dementia. We get it.
 
2017-11-09 09:48:55 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Shut up, traitor.


Which one?

The whole administration is made of traitors.
 
2017-11-09 09:50:12 PM  

ginandbacon: rcain: Why do we wish to share a nation with these bottom feeders any longer?

We don't. But what choice do we have?


I'm sure we could work something out with Russia. Maybe give them some of the empty space in Siberia to make their white bootstrappy utopia.
 
2017-11-09 09:50:59 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:51:48 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Definitely tongue in cheek: Trumpy's tongue lodged firmly between Xi's ass cheeks.

He may love McDonald's, but Trumpy knows how to toss a salad when money's at stake.


That's what Xi said!
 
2017-11-09 09:52:01 PM  
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2017-11-09 09:54:51 PM  
Waited until they were out of the country? What a tool.
 
2017-11-09 09:56:26 PM  
"Trump is a farking moron."

-Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
 
2017-11-09 09:58:37 PM  
Just a craven, chicken-shiat sumbiatch.
 
2017-11-09 09:59:15 PM  
I'm just glad that other nations have figured out no to take him any more seriously than we do. There really is no apt comparison but I am going with carnival barker with rabies.
 
2017-11-09 10:06:47 PM  
Trump in 2016: "China is raping the United States!"

Trump in 2017: "The United States was asking for it."
 
2017-11-09 10:07:59 PM  

berylman: I'm just glad that other nations have figured out no to take him any more seriously than we do. There really is no apt comparison but I am going with carnival barker with rabies.


He's more like a guy at the bus stop who tells new people where the "best" tourist spots are in town and then asks for money. And the Republican party was so impressed they agreed to hire him on as a tour guide. So now he thinks he's a professional tour guide and won't stop telling anyone who stands still long enough.
 
2017-11-09 10:09:02 PM  

berylman: I'm just glad that other nations have figured out no to take him any more seriously than we do. There really is no apt comparison but I am going with carnival barker with rabies.


https://www.rawstory.com/2017/11/form​e​r-ambassador-to-china-president-xi-jin​ping-is-playing-trump-like-a-fiddle-wi​th-extravagant-state-visit/
 
2017-11-09 10:09:56 PM  
D2D was "...likely being ironic...." ???  I think Tillerson  meant to say "moronic", I'm fairly certain that Donny neither   uses irony nor understands what it is.

I don't recall seeing an adult use the "I was just kidding" defense anywhere near as often as trump or his defenders.
 
2017-11-09 10:15:44 PM  

rcain: fusillade762: How many times can his administration play the "What he really meant was..." card before everyone just starts ignoring everything that comes out of Cheeto's head?

Not sure why they even bother -- the Trump Voters of America don't give a flying fark and think this guy is the best thing since Hitler

What we need to start doing is figuring out how to divorce ourselves from these backwards, willfully ignorant racist cretins

They do not share our values, beliefs or culture. They despise science and education and embrace superstition and lies

Why do we wish to share a nation with these bottom feeders any longer?


Because States like Arkansas and Alabama help pick up the tax team that the feds lose thanks to the SALT exemptions in northern States.
 
2017-11-09 10:32:55 PM  
It's just a prank bro!

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2017-11-09 10:33:27 PM  
HOOF AND MOUTH DISEASE
 
2017-11-09 10:33:56 PM  

snowshovel: rcain: fusillade762: How many times can his administration play the "What he really meant was..." card before everyone just starts ignoring everything that comes out of Cheeto's head?

Not sure why they even bother -- the Trump Voters of America don't give a flying fark and think this guy is the best thing since Hitler

What we need to start doing is figuring out how to divorce ourselves from these backwards, willfully ignorant racist cretins

They do not share our values, beliefs or culture. They despise science and education and embrace superstition and lies

Why do we wish to share a nation with these bottom feeders any longer?

Because States like Arkansas and Alabama help pick up the tax team that the feds lose thanks to the SALT exemptions in northern States.


Yah...the South with barely any jobs is picking the slack for our megacities

Seems legit
 
2017-11-09 10:40:31 PM  

tbhouston: It's just a prank bro!

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She's got bundy face.
 
2017-11-10 12:29:52 AM  
That wasn't a tongue hitting 45's cheek.
 
2017-11-10 02:40:43 AM  

snowshovel: rcain: fusillade762: How many times can his administration play the "What he really meant was..." card before everyone just starts ignoring everything that comes out of Cheeto's head?

Not sure why they even bother -- the Trump Voters of America don't give a flying fark and think this guy is the best thing since Hitler

What we need to start doing is figuring out how to divorce ourselves from these backwards, willfully ignorant racist cretins

They do not share our values, beliefs or culture. They despise science and education and embrace superstition and lies

Why do we wish to share a nation with these bottom feeders any longer?

Because States like Arkansas and Alabama help pick up the tax team that the feds lose thanks to the SALT exemptions in northern States.


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Ooops! You misremembered which two Southeastern states you could cherry-pick to make an upside-down tax-burden argument. You wanted Arkansas and Georgia, buddy; Alabama is a welfare-sponge state living off Big Daddy Gubmit's dime.
 
2017-11-10 05:01:02 AM  
It really doesn't matter how obliquely one says, "Your a bunch of coonts."
 
2017-11-10 09:20:59 AM  
I have to think the Chinese were and are just laughing about his speech. They think he is a joke and regularly make fun of him in the state run media.
 
2017-11-10 11:27:33 AM  
C'Mon. It's obvious.

The "He was making a joke." line is for the Trumpalo faithful on the off-chance they remember his "China is raping the US" rants.

They put out the "alternate facts" for the faithful because each of their brains is a barren place upon which reality can find no purchase.
 
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