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(The Hill)   Roy Moore's Senate office to display the Nine Commandments   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 02:03:34 PM  
Not linking to the better washington post article?
 
2017-11-09 02:03:36 PM  
Nice headline, Subby.
 
2017-11-09 02:03:51 PM  
Will the DNC finally give a shiat about this race now?
 
2017-11-09 02:04:04 PM  
Who could have guessed that this piece of shiat would have acted like a piece of shiat?
 
2017-11-09 02:04:27 PM  
I dunno about this. Seems pretty outlandish to be true.
I mean, a 14 year-old GIRL?

/All that gay hate usually stems from even more self-hate.
 
2017-11-09 02:04:30 PM  
Yeah, seems like a link to the original WP article would have been better.
 
2017-11-09 02:04:30 PM  
He'll still win.
 
2017-11-09 02:04:36 PM  

Chabash: Not linking to the better washington post article?


Probably because of the paywall.
 
2017-11-09 02:04:53 PM  
Sheeeeiiit that is a good headline though.

Also, this will have no impact on the final outcome of the race.  Because Alabama.
 
2017-11-09 02:05:10 PM  

TheFoz: He'll still win.


Boys will be boys.
 
2017-11-09 02:05:16 PM  
For GOP leadership, that's a feature not a flaw.
 
2017-11-09 02:05:21 PM  
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2017-11-09 02:05:26 PM  
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2017-11-09 02:05:34 PM  
So the guy who thinks all homosexuals are kiddy-diddlers himself sexually assaulted teenage girls.

I mean, I know to expect some level of hypocrisy from people, especially people in politics, but still, each time this comes out I'm caught off guard.
 
2017-11-09 02:05:45 PM  
The funny part (not really) is how Brietbart's alt-right goons like to accuse liberals of being pedophiles and now are defending Moore.
 
2017-11-09 02:05:52 PM  
really? We redlit the 52 comment thread for a lackluster insta-green?

Pfft....

/in an unusually tight race for a Republican in Alabama, this *could* give the perfect excuse for those who normally vote republican to either stay home or flip for Jones
 
2017-11-09 02:05:57 PM  
His favorability amongst the electorate will rise, but only slightly since she wasn't his cousin.
 
2017-11-09 02:06:09 PM  
I don't know, I think he's probably got some "liar" and "thief" skeletons in that closet too.
 
2017-11-09 02:06:15 PM  
It's Alabama. The voters are impressed that he waited untill she was 14, but are confused by the lack of a blood relationship between the two.
 
2017-11-09 02:06:28 PM  
I'm going to steal what I posted from the redlit thread.

This is entirely in keeping with the fundamentalist/dominionist worldview.  "If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed" isn't a foul internet meme, it's in the farking bible:

https://yahyasnow.wordpress.com/2013/​0​8/04/puberty-age-of-consent-in-biblica​l-times/

https://discover-the-truth.com/2014/07​/01/minimum-age-for-marriage-in-the-bi​ble/

---

This is to be expected for fundamentalists of all stripes.  They view women as essentially baby factories, not people, so once they can have babies they're fair game.
 
2017-11-09 02:06:30 PM  
If you want to risk a derp overdose, the comments on the AL.com article will do it.

TLDR: Moore voters will still vote for him.
 
2017-11-09 02:06:31 PM  
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Called it. You can see it in those deep limpid pools of nasty.
 
2017-11-09 02:06:56 PM  
You idiots, this is only going to boost his poll numbers!
 
2017-11-09 02:07:06 PM  
shiat just got real:
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2017-11-09 02:07:12 PM  

somedude210: really? We redlit the 52 comment thread for a lackluster insta-green?

Pfft....


Care to share some of the best responses from there for the liters?
 
2017-11-09 02:07:45 PM  
Out of curiosity- what was the byline on the redlit thread?
 
2017-11-09 02:08:03 PM  
Since Fox News will never cover this, Alabama people will never hear about it, and thus he still gets elected easily. Because, you know, he doesn't have a (D) after his name. And he owns a tiny little gun.
 
2017-11-09 02:08:25 PM  

thehobbes: shiat just got real:
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Oh, snap!
 
2017-11-09 02:08:26 PM  
He'll still win because he's a "good Christian man."

/Retch.
 
2017-11-09 02:08:45 PM  

thehobbes: shiat just got real:
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"If these allegations are true....."

So, when Moore denies the allegations (as he already has), and it becomes a he-said/she-said (or, rather, a he-said/they-said), McConnell will.....do what, exactly?
 
2017-11-09 02:08:57 PM  
It's Alabama.

He just sewed it up.
 
2017-11-09 02:09:02 PM  
I'm actually surprised that 14 isn't the age of consent in Alabama.
 
2017-11-09 02:09:09 PM  
What are the odd that he'll manage to 'Magic R' his way out of this unscathed?
 
2017-11-09 02:09:09 PM  
Huh, sorta shocked Russian Roy is not into boys.
 
2017-11-09 02:09:10 PM  

FortyHams: The funny part (not really) is how Brietbart's alt-right goons like to accuse liberals of being pedophiles and now are defending Moore.


They had practice with Hastert.
 
2017-11-09 02:09:12 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [img.fark.net image 327x388]

Called it. You can see it in those deep limpid pools of nasty.


I'm more concerned about whatever the living fark is going on behind him.
 
2017-11-09 02:09:33 PM  

Fark It: I'm going to steal what I posted from the redlit thread.

This is entirely in keeping with the fundamentalist/dominionist worldview.  "If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed" isn't a foul internet meme, it's in the farking bible:

https://yahyasnow.wordpress.com/2013/0​8/04/puberty-age-of-consent-in-biblica​l-times/

https://discover-the-truth.com/2014/07​/01/minimum-age-for-marriage-in-the-bi​ble/

---

This is to be expected for fundamentalists of all stripes.  They view women as essentially baby factories, not people, so once they can have babies they're fair game.


Didn't that racist Duck Dynasty asshole say girls should be married off at 15?  The right loves him.
 
2017-11-09 02:09:42 PM  

El_Perro: thehobbes: shiat just got real:
[img.fark.net image 274x209]

"If these allegations are true....."

So, when Moore denies the allegations (as he already has), and it becomes a he-said/she-said (or, rather, a he-said/they-said), McConnell will.....do what, exactly?


"Don't ask me, I'm just a turtle."
 
2017-11-09 02:09:46 PM  
"14?  That's sick."
"But she LOOKED twelve!"
 
2017-11-09 02:10:04 PM  

thehobbes: shiat just got real:
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So, on the off chance Moore is forced out, who names his replacement?  The state party?  The AL gov?  The election was to be the first week of December, so there's not much time.
 
2017-11-09 02:10:04 PM  

thehobbes: shiat just got real:
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Well, it will only get real if the victims hold onto their convictions and their nerves. I expect a lot of intimidating to be happening soon. It's the Republican way.
 
2017-11-09 02:10:09 PM  
I'm not surprised by the diddling. The gender involved surprised me.

/The pictures of him riding a horse don't match my image of any sexuality at all.
//Unless Benny Hill is a sexuality.
 
2017-11-09 02:10:11 PM  
I submitted this with a much worse headline.... Well done submitter.
 
2017-11-09 02:10:19 PM  

Mad Scientist: If you want to risk a derp overdose, the comments on the AL.com article will do it.

TLDR: Moore voters will still vote for him.


Clearly Eric Holder and George Soros got into the DeLorean to go back in time and gender swap (that's the fad these days) to seduce a good man like Roy Moore.
 
2017-11-09 02:10:32 PM  

somedude210: really? We redlit the 52 comment thread for a lackluster insta-green?

Pfft....

/in an unusually tight race for a Republican in Alabama, this *could* give the perfect excuse for those who normally vote republican to either stay home or flip for Jones


You know our votes don't matter.  Forces that be will greenlight what they like based purely on headline jokes.
 
2017-11-09 02:10:47 PM  

Mad Scientist: thehobbes: shiat just got real:
[img.fark.net image 274x209]

So, on the off chance Moore is forced out, who names his replacement?  The state party?  The AL gov?  The election was to be the first week of December, so there's not much time.


Murkowski has been talking to Strange about running as a write-in
 
2017-11-09 02:10:53 PM  
In an unsurprising twist of further irony, 'think of the children' turns out to be among the things Republicans tend to get wrong, right along 'freedom', 'liberty', and 'personal responsibility'.
 
2017-11-09 02:11:00 PM  

farkyorefeelings: Huh, sorta shocked Russian Roy is not into boys.


Russian Roy
Russian Roy
Mildly surprising
He farks girls not boys
 
2017-11-09 02:11:00 PM  
Is there any rightwing Christian who ISN'T a pedo?
 
2017-11-09 02:11:12 PM  
Taking bets on the opening of the floodgates.  You have 4 women now all telling the same story and at least the lead accuser being a devout Republican.  The MO is too similar not to have pretty practiced by then.  So how many will have come forward with a similar story by election day?
 
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