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(Mirror.co.uk)   If you have £1.6million-worth of drugs in your home, you might not want to have a 'grenade prone to exploding' lest the police might come investigate (with mugshot goodness)   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, Liverpool, Mr Chaudhry, Liverpool Echo, Knight, Liverpool Echo reports, Liverpool Crown Court, subsequent search quantities, Judge Robert Warnock  
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2017-11-09 06:59:46 PM  
It wasn't a grenade, subby. According to TFA it was a "GRENADE".

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With helpful picture of "METH"
 
2017-11-09 11:40:59 PM  
Aren't all grenades prone to exploding?  Isn't that their function?

/drtfa
 
2017-11-09 11:54:03 PM  
How can any single object be "prone" to exploding?  Exploding is generally a single time operation, not something that can happen repeatedly, let alone often enough that an object can be prone to it.

/or maybe it's a hand grenade that never stops exploding
/and you were automatic and as hollow as the "o" in "God"
 
2017-11-10 12:02:59 AM  
"During the course of that subsequent search quantities of drugs were recovered primarily from a stair cupboard under the stairs."

Harry!?  WFT!
 
2017-11-10 12:08:14 AM  
Sounds like someone tried to kill her and failed.
 
2017-11-10 12:17:47 AM  
To Brit farkers:  Dafuq does this mean?
Judge Robert Warnock, sentencing, told Knight: "Those who sup with the devil must use a very long spoon.
 
2017-11-10 12:49:05 AM  
Don't be your own customer...
 
2017-11-10 12:49:33 AM  
Wow, 1.6 million pounds? How big was that house?
 
2017-11-10 12:51:56 AM  
Was it a Holy Hand Grenade?
/One Slashie
//Two Slashies
///Five Slashies
 
2017-11-10 01:25:54 AM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Aren't all grenades prone to exploding?  Isn't that their function?

/drtfa


Grenades which are not prone to exploding are mostly worthless, mostly.

/adnrtmfa
 
2017-11-10 01:46:20 AM  

dammit just give me a login: To Brit farkers:  Dafuq does this mean?
Judge Robert Warnock, sentencing, told Knight: "Those who sup with the devil must use a very long spoon.


It means that you shouldn't get close to terrible people.
 
2017-11-10 01:57:26 AM  
£1.6million in cop math? So that'll be a baggie of weed and some paracetamol...
 
2017-11-10 06:57:35 AM  

Badgers: £1.6million in cop math? So that'll be a baggie of weed and some paracetamol...


Probably four doses of Humira.
 
2017-11-10 08:58:26 AM  

Gordon Bennett: dammit just give me a login: To Brit farkers:  Dafuq does this mean?
Judge Robert Warnock, sentencing, told Knight: "Those who sup with the devil must use a very long spoon.

It means that you shouldn't get close to terrible people.


Thanks, hadn't heard this one before. GIS says it likely is from Chaucer's "The Squire's Tale."
 
2017-11-10 09:14:05 AM  

Badgers: £1.6million in cop math? So that'll be a baggie of weed and some paracetamol...


158 kg of amphetamines.

I've no idea how many pills that is, let alone what they cost on the street in the UK, but that's a shiat ton of speed.
 
2017-11-10 09:58:28 AM  

Mister Peejay: How can any single object be "prone" to exploding? Exploding is generally a single time operation, not something that can happen repeatedly, let alone often enough that an object can be prone to it.


/thread

NotThatGuyAgain: 158 kg of amphetamines.

I've no idea how many pills that is, let alone what they cost on the street in the UK, but that's a shiat ton of speed.


158Kg is indeed a very shiat ton. Totally shiat.

If I got offered 158Kg as a ton, I would say "No thanks, that's a pretty shiat ton"
 
2017-11-10 11:16:36 AM  
FTFA: "Zia Chaudhry, prosecuting, told the court police were called to her home on the evening of March 28 this year after reports of an explosion.
He said: "Following their attendance the address was preserved as a crime scene. The address was further searched on March 27." Time traveling investigators?
 
2017-11-10 11:44:41 AM  
Well, you see Brits aren't allowed to have guns, so they buy hand grenades instead.
 
2017-11-10 12:17:54 PM  

dammit just give me a login: Gordon Bennett: dammit just give me a login: To Brit farkers:  Dafuq does this mean?
Judge Robert Warnock, sentencing, told Knight: "Those who sup with the devil must use a very long spoon.

It means that you shouldn't get close to terrible people.

Thanks, hadn't heard this one before. GIS says it likely is from Chaucer's "The Squire's Tale."


Ah, so it is:

Therfore bihoveth hire a ful long spoon
That shal ete with a feend,' thus herde I seye.
 
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