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(Washington Post)   Putin: You want election meddling? How about when you capitalist chucklef*cks banned my poor athletes from the Olympics? Do you have *any* idea how much that screwed my election chances? I went from 99% voting for me to 95% voting for me   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 03:17:41 PM  
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This was significantly funnier in my head before I made it.
 
2017-11-09 03:31:55 PM  
Trump style deflection tactics (but Donald Chump is dumb enough to take them on board)

Slight difference between "punishing you for cheating" and "telling all sorts of lies while running sock puppets"
 
2017-11-09 03:44:19 PM  

mjjt: Trump style deflection tactics (but Donald Chump is dumb enough to take them on board)

Slight difference between "punishing you for cheating" and "telling all sorts of lies while running sock puppets"


Traditional Russian whataboutism.
 
2017-11-09 04:27:40 PM  
Just fark off, Putin. You're a dictator and a thief.

/Hope you wind up in a French Revolution repeat.
 
2017-11-09 04:30:31 PM  
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It's coming, Vladimir.
 
2017-11-09 06:53:47 PM  
Shouldn't have pumped them up full of Soviet levels of performance enhancing drugs then.
 
2017-11-09 06:56:44 PM  
*Dopes Sovietly*
 
2017-11-09 07:01:16 PM  
And the Putrumpsters will eat it up
 
2017-11-09 07:02:48 PM  
You know, maybe he has a point. Maybe we should apologize or something; send SEAL Team Six by his house with a basket of pineapples and a handwritten note or something.
 
2017-11-09 07:05:05 PM  

Millennium: You know, maybe he has a point. Maybe we should apologize or something; send SEAL Team Six by his house with a basket of pineapples and a handwritten note or something.


Maybe some breadbaskets or cocktails. You know, a traditional Finnish/Russian picnic.
 
2017-11-09 07:08:47 PM  
No big deal. We'll let the Russian athletes compete in the first annual Magnitsky Olympics.
 
2017-11-09 07:15:59 PM  

iron de havilland: mjjt: Trump style deflection tactics (but Donald Chump is dumb enough to take them on board)

Slight difference between "punishing you for cheating" and "telling all sorts of lies while running sock puppets"

Traditional Russian whataboutism.


I dunno, I always imagined it to be a little better than that pathetic attempt.
 
2017-11-09 07:21:17 PM  
Whatever, Chadimir.
 
2017-11-09 07:24:12 PM  

AirForceVet: Just fark off, Putin. You're a dictator and a thief.

/Hope you wind up in a French Revolution repeat.


He'll die in bed aged 90 with more money than all his peasants put together.
 
2017-11-09 07:24:45 PM  

FleshMonkey: Millennium: You know, maybe he has a point. Maybe we should apologize or something; send SEAL Team Six by his house with a basket of pineapples and a handwritten note or something.

Maybe some breadbaskets or cocktails. You know, a traditional Finnish/Russian picnic.


Polonium tea would be poetic.
 
2017-11-09 07:25:24 PM  

AirForceVet: Just fark off, Putin. You're a dictator and a thief.

/Hope you wind up in a French Revolution repeat.


The Chechens will be happy to oblige.
 
2017-11-09 07:26:11 PM  

FleshMonkey: Millennium: You know, maybe he has a point. Maybe we should apologize or something; send SEAL Team Six by his house with a basket of pineapples and a handwritten note or something.

Maybe some breadbaskets or cocktails. You know, a traditional Finnish/Russian picnic.


Dressed all in white?
 
2017-11-09 07:36:26 PM  
I am not making the connection between Russian athletes being kicked out of the Olympics and US meddling in Russian elections.
At all.
I am sure some new Drewgs will be by shortly to fill in the blanks for us.
 
2017-11-09 07:43:07 PM  

ArkPanda: AirForceVet: Just fark off, Putin. You're a dictator and a thief.

/Hope you wind up in a French Revolution repeat.

He'll die in bed aged 90 with more money than all his peasants put together.


Dead and rich is fine. As long as he's out of power
 
2017-11-09 07:52:53 PM  
I was thinking they were banned for New England Patriots amount of cheating.
 
2017-11-09 07:53:40 PM  
Pushing to have cheaters banned from a sports competition; pushing woefully unqualified and disastrous people into the Presidency to politically, economically and militarily cripple your geo-political rival...

...yeah, roughly the same, I guess.
 
2017-11-09 07:53:54 PM  
We banned to because we found evidence that your entire line-up was cheating because you told them that that was the price of competition.  You tried to cheat the whole world, but the people you cheated most were your own athletes.

What the fark is wrong with you?
 
2017-11-09 08:06:41 PM  
Looks like someone's getting nervous about his 2018 election.

It's okay, Vlad, it's not like you did this to yourself or anything.
 
2017-11-09 08:07:05 PM  

AirForceVet: [philosophyinseconds.files.wordpress.​c​om image 400x296]
It's coming, Vladimir.


Actually I've heard that the communists grow in popularity in Russia.
And they are NOT fond of Putin.
 
2017-11-09 08:12:25 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: We banned to because we found evidence that your entire line-up was cheating because you told them that that was the price of competition.  You tried to cheat the whole world, but the people you cheated most were your own athletes.

What the fark is wrong with you?


No no no.  You're falling for the first mistake of dealing with morons/trolls/assholes; you're conceding their argument as true.

We, the US, didn't ban them.  Just about every international sporting association did.  Not the US.
 
2017-11-09 09:00:14 PM  

AirForceVet: Just fark off, Putin. You're a dictator and a thief.

/Hope you wind up in a French Revolution repeat.


AirForceVet: [philosophyinseconds.files.wordpress.​c​om image 400x296]
It's coming, Vladimir.


See, the problem is, which world leader does not deserve that?

Theresa May? She's a f*cking idiot, and we'd all be better off without her.

Erdogan from Turkey?

Assad from Syria?

Trump from the US?

There are so many wannabe authoritarian dictators around at the moment that it's just not funny.
 
2017-11-09 11:25:12 PM  

MinatoArisato013: FleshMonkey: Millennium: You know, maybe he has a point. Maybe we should apologize or something; send SEAL Team Six by his house with a basket of pineapples and a handwritten note or something.

Maybe some breadbaskets or cocktails. You know, a traditional Finnish/Russian picnic.

Dressed all in white?


Exactly. Traction is best.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_​5​-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-loo​k-like-pussy.html
 
2017-11-09 11:25:27 PM  
Tradition
 
2017-11-10 12:16:47 AM  

FleshMonkey: Tradition


Traction is good too.
 
2017-11-10 01:02:53 PM  
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