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(Some Guy)   What's the strangest/silliest way someone you know got caught cheating on their spouse? Subby's friend from college got caught schtupping a judge, who then recused herself from a case involving Subby's friend's wife. Top that   ( truthaboutdeception.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 01:40:18 PM  
My buddy was an old Deadhead friend. He routinely left his Florida home to travel out west to see live music or follow a Grateful Dead tour. On several occasions he would look up an old female classmate from high school. They would hook-up in Marin county or San Francisco. She had a female roommate who was friends with my buddy and his wife. She hated the fact that the affair often took place in her home. Also, the girl he was cheating with, was supposedly in a "committed relationship" with a California guy.

My buddy and his mistress began to get together as often as money and time would allow. Naturally, they began to develop stronger feelings for one another. However, the relationship was 100% clandestine. When alone, they had the freedom to openly express affection. When they were around friends they awkwardly tried to pretend the relationship was strictly platonic.

One day while at an art festival, they decided to commission a very expensive large-sized portrait of the two of them posed romantically. They actually sat on a couple occasions and also provided several photographs for the artist to use. The artist had told them the portrait would take several weeks and he allowed them to pay installments on the painting because the cost was several thousand dollars.

They gave the artist my buddy's home address and phone number in Florida. The portrait was paid for, but the several weeks ended up turning into several months. They both had never given the painting much thought. I spoke with the roommate and we laughed because we both wondered where they would EVER be able to display the picture.

Well as fate would have, the California artist phones my buddy's home in Florida and unknowingly speaks to the wife on the phone. The painter explains that the portrait is finally finished, he apologizes for the delay and offers to have the portrait mailed directly to them in Florida. The wife believes that the portrait is a "secret" gift that the husband has gotten to surprise her. She offers to send the artist money to ship the painting, but he instead insists that he pay for the mailing costs because of the delay.

The painting arrives and is wrapped in cardboard and brown paper. The wife shops and cooks all day, preparing a gourmet meal and icing down expensive champagne. She opens the painting minutes before her husband walks in order to display it prominently on the living room sofa.
When she sees the portrait is her husband and his mistress (the wife recognized the other woman IMMEDIATELY in the painting)  Apparently she sat shocked for a while, not knowing what to do. Her initial reaction was hurt and horrendous betrayal.  When my buddy opened the door he was completely blindsided. The initial hurt had now manifested into full on rage. She threw the dinner, the dishes, the champagne and anything else she could grab. Blows rained down upon his head and this guys wife was no petite flower... she was the burly daughter of a Greek shipping magnate and she basically kicked my buddy's ass.

To this day, I have NEVER asked what became of the portrait. The couple were divorced within two months of the paintings arrival.  The wife eventually joined a freakish libertarian cult and is penniless.Her brother cheated both her and her mother out of any family fortune.  The husband is an RN in California . He's a raging alcoholic and I recently attended his third marriage in New Orleans. The mistress is STILL dating the same guy she was seeing in California! They have remained together for 30+ years. I ran into the mistress during my ex-wife's high school reunion. She was hitting on me because her boyfriend was back in California.
 
2017-11-09 01:47:49 PM  
Well, an old family friend got shot point-blank in the chest in a murder/suicide after he was discovered schtupping another friend's wife. So HAHAHAHAHA I guess?
 
2017-11-09 01:57:32 PM  
 
2017-11-09 02:04:15 PM  
I knew this one guy who was married to a woman that was rich.  He wanted to inherit her fortune and run off with his mistress.  So he planned on killing his wife, but the day he was going to kill her, she was kidnapped.

When he found out about the kidnapping, he did everything the kidnappers told him NOT to do, to get them to kill his wife.  Of course, the kidnappers were actually former employees that were screwed out of a business deal, so they weren't really in the kidnapping game and definitely not in the killing game.

Meanwhile, his mistress, not believing that  the wife was really kidnapped, told the police he really killed his wife.  So to prove he didn't kill his wife and that she was alive, he had to give in to the kidnappers demands.

While this happened, a local escaped serial killer breaks into the house where his wife was being kept.  He accidentally falls down the stairs and kills himself.  The wife bonds with the kidnappers and they plot on how to get remuneration from the husband and blame it on the now dead serial killer.

They have a crazy plot that involves a clown, a car chase and driving into the ocean that actually works.

I'm not sure what happens after the happy ending, because that's when the credits started rolling, but I'm sure it was a box office smash.
 
2017-11-09 02:19:39 PM  
I'd rather get caught schtupping Yvette.

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2017-11-09 02:27:49 PM  

tdyak: I knew this one guy who was married to a woman that was rich.  He wanted to inherit her fortune and run off with his mistress.  So he planned on killing his wife, but the day he was going to kill her, she was kidnapped.

When he found out about the kidnapping, he did everything the kidnappers told him NOT to do, to get them to kill his wife.  Of course, the kidnappers were actually former employees that were screwed out of a business deal, so they weren't really in the kidnapping game and definitely not in the killing game.

Meanwhile, his mistress, not believing that  the wife was really kidnapped, told the police he really killed his wife.  So to prove he didn't kill his wife and that she was alive, he had to give in to the kidnappers demands.

While this happened, a local escaped serial killer breaks into the house where his wife was being kept.  He accidentally falls down the stairs and kills himself.  The wife bonds with the kidnappers and they plot on how to get remuneration from the husband and blame it on the now dead serial killer.

They have a crazy plot that involves a clown, a car chase and driving into the ocean that actually works.

I'm not sure what happens after the happy ending, because that's when the credits started rolling, but I'm sure it was a box office smash.


Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2017-11-09 02:33:00 PM  
Does getting caught because your wife came home early and realized your truck was parked in your next door neighbor's driveway count? That's how one of the guys I work with got caught.  Like dude are you too lazy to walk over? Sure she would have wondered why he was over there when she saw him walk back over but he could have said he was helping to move a couch or something.  Instead since she knew where he was she walked over to see what was up and found them doing the deed.
 
2017-11-09 02:35:18 PM  

tdyak: I knew this one guy who was married to a woman that was rich.  He wanted to inherit her fortune and run off with his mistress.  So he planned on killing his wife, but the day he was going to kill her, she was kidnapped.

When he found out about the kidnapping, he did everything the kidnappers told him NOT to do, to get them to kill his wife.  Of course, the kidnappers were actually former employees that were screwed out of a business deal, so they weren't really in the kidnapping game and definitely not in the killing game.

Meanwhile, his mistress, not believing that  the wife was really kidnapped, told the police he really killed his wife.  So to prove he didn't kill his wife and that she was alive, he had to give in to the kidnappers demands.

While this happened, a local escaped serial killer breaks into the house where his wife was being kept.  He accidentally falls down the stairs and kills himself.  The wife bonds with the kidnappers and they plot on how to get remuneration from the husband and blame it on the now dead serial killer.

They have a crazy plot that involves a clown, a car chase and driving into the ocean that actually works.

I'm not sure what happens after the happy ending, because that's when the credits started rolling, but I'm sure it was a box office smash.


I love wrong numbers.
 
2017-11-09 02:35:19 PM  
My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.

He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."

Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.
 
2017-11-09 02:40:03 PM  
Friend of mine in college had her PC set up with motion detecting camera because she liked the pics of her cats strolling around on the desk doing cat things while she was at work. The desk was in the bedroom she shared with her fiance.  Yep....comes home to pics of fiance and some gal that lived down the street doing the nasty, walking around naked, whatever the camera caught.

Needless to say, she moved out that night.
 
2017-11-09 02:46:30 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Friend of mine in college had her PC set up with motion detecting camera because she liked the pics of her cats strolling around on the desk doing cat things while she was at work.


Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
2017-11-09 02:47:41 PM  
No one I know has been caught.
Well except my brother having a feeling that their pot dealer/contractor friend was spending some time with his wife.
He gets off work after calling his spouse to find her not answering the home phone.
Gets a feeling that he should go to the motel the guy is staying in while doing work in town. Not knowing what room he's in, he walks around a bit, 2.am, looking for rooms with lights on.
Happens by one with the curtains slightly open and sees them on the bed. Begins pounding on the door, rage escalating, other occupants start coming out to see what's going on. Door opens as far as the door lock allows as my bro slams into it. Wouldn't budge, as he's basically calling the guy outside so he can destroy him. He stayed on the bed while bro's wife was yelling sorry, it's not what you think and that he should go. Whatever.
He looked around at the occupants staring, and stomped off.
I got the call a few minutes later. Not pretty. The rage-cry call from your brother.
 
2017-11-09 02:59:11 PM  
I girl I dated in HS was driving down the highway with her sister.  The sister says, "doesn't that look like Dad's car in front of us?"
It was. And it wasn't mom in the passengers seat.
 
2017-11-09 03:13:02 PM  

Pinner: No one I know has been caught.
TLDR - Sister-in-law was banging a contractor/pot dealer


I'm gonna have to call you out and say that yes...yes, someone you know has gotten caught.
 
2017-11-09 03:27:06 PM  
Cant recall any friends who got caught, but an ex gf once picked up my daughter so she could spend time with her and her son. Come to find out she dropped them both off a friends house to babysit so she could go out to a club with some guy. I guess she figured having both kids was an excellent cover.

She went so far as to bring along a change of clothes so she could change before and afterward at her friends house, then told the kids she was going to the store for snacks when she left. Of course, she never picked the kids up until after 1am, and when she got home I was waiting at her apartment because she wasn't home or answering her phone all night long. When I noticed the change of clothes in her car, the ones she wore out, she said she took the outfit so her friend could try it on.

I had my suspicions then, but it wasn't until the next day when I questioned my daughter that I put all the pieces together. If you want to cheat on a person, then fine, but don't take his damn kid along as an alibi for christ sake.
 
2017-11-09 03:29:57 PM  

Karate Explosion: My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.

He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."

Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.


He had a remote speaker or something?
 
2017-11-09 03:34:27 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Cant recall any friends who got caught, but an ex gf once picked up my daughter so she could spend time with her and her son. Come to find out she dropped them both off a friends house to babysit so she could go out to a club with some guy. I guess she figured having both kids was an excellent cover.

She went so far as to bring along a change of clothes so she could change before and afterward at her friends house, then told the kids she was going to the store for snacks when she left. Of course, she never picked the kids up until after 1am, and when she got home I was waiting at her apartment because she wasn't home or answering her phone all night long. When I noticed the change of clothes in her car, the ones she wore out, she said she took the outfit so her friend could try it on.

I had my suspicions then, but it wasn't until the next day when I questioned my daughter that I put all the pieces together. If you want to cheat on a person, then fine, but don't take his damn kid along as an alibi for christ sake.


Damn man.  That is one conniving biatch.
 
2017-11-09 03:48:56 PM  
I may have used the power of Fark to accomplish this once. Or maybe it was discovered some other way. I'll never really know.

I worked at a place for only about a year before the economy crashed ten years ago. Good company. Interesting work. Got to travel to China for a couple weeks. Anyway, I had an annoying coworker. God, that farker was full of himself, and he'd tell you just how wonderful he thought he was. Out on a job, spent lots of time on the phone tattling on everyone else in the field with him. Got me and a couple others in trouble for usual startup shiat that we'd already fixed by the time the bosses back home got around to yelling at us.

Even though he bragged about how beautiful his wife was -- and she was very very nice looking -- the asshole fancied himself a pickup artist. Before the trip back to the airport I had to stand around for a half hour as he made out with the hotel desk clerk he was farking one last time, listened to him brag about his conquest all the way from Auburn to Boston, then watched him hug and kiss his wife a couple hours later.

A couple weeks later, we'd both lost our jobs due to projects drying up. Some time later still, a Fark thread about cheating spouses happened. I told the same story I just wrote, marveled at how the guy could spend so much time bragging justifiably about how beautiful his wife was and how much they were in love, yet still be compelled to pursue a less attractive, sorta trashy desk clerk a thousand miles from home. To prove my point I posted his wife's photo in the thread, stealing it from jsonline.com where she was one of a rotating stable of amateur op-ed writers they had back then.

The divorce proceedings began about a year after we'd returned from Massachusetts.

I guess I have to admit I'm capable of petty vindictiveness, but that episode's the only time in my 57 years (as of tomorrow) I've done anything like that.
 
2017-11-09 04:00:56 PM  
How about having a hotel call the home phone to confirm dinner reservations at a hotel for Mr X and his guest but the wife answers the phone and she was told he was out of town for work.
 
2017-11-09 04:14:20 PM  
Does lazy count? I was emptying the trash at home, and in the hall bathroom trashcan was a used condom that I hadn't used.

My now ex-wife moved out a month later (to move in with him), but didn't file for divorce until over 5 years later. She's now married to, and has a kid with, the other guy, and lives two states away.
 
2017-11-09 04:32:07 PM  
An old friend of mine who was 8 months pregnant left work early and found her husband in the marital bed with a woman a few doors down the street.
 
2017-11-09 04:44:19 PM  

jayfurr: Karate Explosion: My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.

He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."

Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.

He had a remote speaker or something?


ya... was one of those nest cam things that you can talk through. He had it because he locked up a lot of his stuff in his room while he was away so he didnt have to worry about roommates friends going through it, or it becoming a crash pad. Only person that had a key was his fiance. She didnt know about the camera, apparently...or maybe she did and assumed he couldnt see anything... but.... why on gods earth would you use that bed with the roommate who has his own room there? makes no sense.

Anyway, brother was off duty, sitting in his bunk and he got the "activity" notification, so he opened the app and saw them getting down. He sent me a screen grab that night...(couldnt see much, but you could see enough).
 
2017-11-09 04:54:47 PM  

Mikey1969: I'd rather get caught schtupping Yvette.

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There's a man with a Clue!
 
2017-11-09 04:58:00 PM  

Karate Explosion: My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.

He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."

Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.


I think your buddy posted the video online (minus him busting them, that is) (do I really have to say it?) (fine, I'll say it) (the link is very NSFW)
 
2017-11-09 05:00:54 PM  

phaseolus: I may have used the power of Fark to accomplish this once. Or maybe it was discovered some other way. I'll never really know.

I worked at a place for only about a year before the economy crashed ten years ago. Good company. Interesting work. Got to travel to China for a couple weeks. Anyway, I had an annoying coworker. God, that farker was full of himself, and he'd tell you just how wonderful he thought he was. Out on a job, spent lots of time on the phone tattling on everyone else in the field with him. Got me and a couple others in trouble for usual startup shiat that we'd already fixed by the time the bosses back home got around to yelling at us.

Even though he bragged about how beautiful his wife was -- and she was very very nice looking -- the asshole fancied himself a pickup artist. Before the trip back to the airport I had to stand around for a half hour as he made out with the hotel desk clerk he was farking one last time, listened to him brag about his conquest all the way from Auburn to Boston, then watched him hug and kiss his wife a couple hours later.

A couple weeks later, we'd both lost our jobs due to projects drying up. Some time later still, a Fark thread about cheating spouses happened. I told the same story I just wrote, marveled at how the guy could spend so much time bragging justifiably about how beautiful his wife was and how much they were in love, yet still be compelled to pursue a less attractive, sorta trashy desk clerk a thousand miles from home. To prove my point I posted his wife's photo in the thread, stealing it from jsonline.com where she was one of a rotating stable of amateur op-ed writers they had back then.

The divorce proceedings began about a year after we'd returned from Massachusetts.

I guess I have to admit I'm capable of petty vindictiveness, but that episode's the only time in my 57 years (as of tomorrow) I've done anything like that.


Happy (early) Birthday!
 
2017-11-09 05:20:01 PM  

espiaboricua: Happy (early) Birthday!


Thanks!
 
2017-11-09 06:19:43 PM  

Dahnkster: My buddy was an old Deadhead friend. He routinely left his Florida home to travel out west to see live music or follow a Grateful Dead tour. On several occasions he would look up an old female classmate from high school. They would hook-up in Marin county or San Francisco. She had a female roommate who was friends with my buddy and his wife. She hated the fact that the affair often took place in her home. Also, the girl he was cheating with, was supposedly in a "committed relationship" with a California guy.

My buddy and his mistress began to get together as often as money and time would allow. Naturally, they began to develop stronger feelings for one another. However, the relationship was 100% clandestine. When alone, they had the freedom to openly express affection. When they were around friends they awkwardly tried to pretend the relationship was strictly platonic.

One day while at an art festival, they decided to commission a very expensive large-sized portrait of the two of them posed romantically. They actually sat on a couple occasions and also provided several photographs for the artist to use. The artist had told them the portrait would take several weeks and he allowed them to pay installments on the painting because the cost was several thousand dollars.

They gave the artist my buddy's home address and phone number in Florida. The portrait was paid for, but the several weeks ended up turning into several months. They both had never given the painting much thought. I spoke with the roommate and we laughed because we both wondered where they would EVER be able to display the picture.

Well as fate would have, the California artist phones my buddy's home in Florida and unknowingly speaks to the wife on the phone. The painter explains that the portrait is finally finished, he apologizes for the delay and offers to have the portrait mailed directly to them in Florida. The wife believes that the portrait is a "secret" gift that the husband has gotten to sur ...


Fark needs a button for "Wow . . . just . . . wow."
 
2017-11-09 06:26:14 PM  

jayfurr: Karate Explosion: My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.

He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."

Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.

He had a remote speaker or something?


Some of the cameras have that.  It's best reserved for dire situations.
 
2017-11-09 07:24:26 PM  
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2017-11-09 08:15:52 PM  
That my sons' much-loved Bassett hound ran off during a thunderstorm while they were away at college.

/that's the lie
//taking that one to the grave
 
2017-11-09 08:28:54 PM  

Richard Saunders: That my sons' much-loved Bassett hound ran off during a thunderstorm while they were away at college.

/that's the lie
//taking that one to the grave


Wrong thread much?

/must be the beer
 
2017-11-09 11:06:20 PM  
I once flew with a divorced airline captain. One day, as we're flying into San Jose where he lived, he told me how he found out. Seems the arrival into the city flew over his house so he always looked down to check it out. One day he saw a pickup in the driveway...
 
2017-11-09 11:13:10 PM  

ChrisDe: Why just this week. It was even a Fark headline:
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight


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I don't know anyone personally who has been caught. Left and were cheating, sure. But not caught red-handed.

/My ex told everyone that he'd come home and caught ME in bed with someone, which was ludicrous. He never came home. He had a boyfriend.
 
2017-11-10 06:41:01 AM  
I know a married guy who had a thing with a married woman. They got found out (I never asked how) and both couples reconciled. Then one day the woman's husband finds a speeding ticket in the mail that she got on her way to the guy's office.

I know a now divorced guy who installed a hidden camera in his bedroom without the wife's knowledge. She wasn't too pleased when she discovered the videos of their romps on his laptop. But I'm pretty sure she would have forgiven hand't their been videos of him with other women in their marital bed as well.

There used to be a time when popular IM clients like MSN Messenger didn't use encryption, hubs were more prevalent than routers and Wireshark was called Ethereal.
 
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