tdyak: I knew this one guy who was married to a woman that was rich. He wanted to inherit her fortune and run off with his mistress. So he planned on killing his wife, but the day he was going to kill her, she was kidnapped.When he found out about the kidnapping, he did everything the kidnappers told him NOT to do, to get them to kill his wife. Of course, the kidnappers were actually former employees that were screwed out of a business deal, so they weren't really in the kidnapping game and definitely not in the killing game.Meanwhile, his mistress, not believing that the wife was really kidnapped, told the police he really killed his wife. So to prove he didn't kill his wife and that she was alive, he had to give in to the kidnappers demands.While this happened, a local escaped serial killer breaks into the house where his wife was being kept. He accidentally falls down the stairs and kills himself. The wife bonds with the kidnappers and they plot on how to get remuneration from the husband and blame it on the now dead serial killer.They have a crazy plot that involves a clown, a car chase and driving into the ocean that actually works.I'm not sure what happens after the happy ending, because that's when the credits started rolling, but I'm sure it was a box office smash.
Satan's Bunny Slippers: Friend of mine in college had her PC set up with motion detecting camera because she liked the pics of her cats strolling around on the desk doing cat things while she was at work.
Pinner: No one I know has been caught.TLDR - Sister-in-law was banging a contractor/pot dealer
Karate Explosion: My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.
ReapTheChaos: Cant recall any friends who got caught, but an ex gf once picked up my daughter so she could spend time with her and her son. Come to find out she dropped them both off a friends house to babysit so she could go out to a club with some guy. I guess she figured having both kids was an excellent cover.She went so far as to bring along a change of clothes so she could change before and afterward at her friends house, then told the kids she was going to the store for snacks when she left. Of course, she never picked the kids up until after 1am, and when she got home I was waiting at her apartment because she wasn't home or answering her phone all night long. When I noticed the change of clothes in her car, the ones she wore out, she said she took the outfit so her friend could try it on.I had my suspicions then, but it wasn't until the next day when I questioned my daughter that I put all the pieces together. If you want to cheat on a person, then fine, but don't take his damn kid along as an alibi for christ sake.
jayfurr: Karate Explosion: My brother is stationed in Kuwait. His motion detecting camera went off in his bedroom. It was his fiance. farking his roommate. In his bed.He said "please wash the sheets when you're done. Leave your keys on the counter. Someone will be there to escort you both out of my house in the very near future."Ohhhhh to have seen the look on their faces.He had a remote speaker or something?
Mikey1969: I'd rather get caught schtupping Yvette.[i.imgur.com image 639x960]
phaseolus: I may have used the power of Fark to accomplish this once. Or maybe it was discovered some other way. I'll never really know.I worked at a place for only about a year before the economy crashed ten years ago. Good company. Interesting work. Got to travel to China for a couple weeks. Anyway, I had an annoying coworker. God, that farker was full of himself, and he'd tell you just how wonderful he thought he was. Out on a job, spent lots of time on the phone tattling on everyone else in the field with him. Got me and a couple others in trouble for usual startup shiat that we'd already fixed by the time the bosses back home got around to yelling at us.Even though he bragged about how beautiful his wife was -- and she was very very nice looking -- the asshole fancied himself a pickup artist. Before the trip back to the airport I had to stand around for a half hour as he made out with the hotel desk clerk he was farking one last time, listened to him brag about his conquest all the way from Auburn to Boston, then watched him hug and kiss his wife a couple hours later.A couple weeks later, we'd both lost our jobs due to projects drying up. Some time later still, a Fark thread about cheating spouses happened. I told the same story I just wrote, marveled at how the guy could spend so much time bragging justifiably about how beautiful his wife was and how much they were in love, yet still be compelled to pursue a less attractive, sorta trashy desk clerk a thousand miles from home. To prove my point I posted his wife's photo in the thread, stealing it from jsonline.com where she was one of a rotating stable of amateur op-ed writers they had back then.The divorce proceedings began about a year after we'd returned from Massachusetts.I guess I have to admit I'm capable of petty vindictiveness, but that episode's the only time in my 57 years (as of tomorrow) I've done anything like that.
espiaboricua: Happy (early) Birthday!
Dahnkster: My buddy was an old Deadhead friend. He routinely left his Florida home to travel out west to see live music or follow a Grateful Dead tour. On several occasions he would look up an old female classmate from high school. They would hook-up in Marin county or San Francisco. She had a female roommate who was friends with my buddy and his wife. She hated the fact that the affair often took place in her home. Also, the girl he was cheating with, was supposedly in a "committed relationship" with a California guy.My buddy and his mistress began to get together as often as money and time would allow. Naturally, they began to develop stronger feelings for one another. However, the relationship was 100% clandestine. When alone, they had the freedom to openly express affection. When they were around friends they awkwardly tried to pretend the relationship was strictly platonic.One day while at an art festival, they decided to commission a very expensive large-sized portrait of the two of them posed romantically. They actually sat on a couple occasions and also provided several photographs for the artist to use. The artist had told them the portrait would take several weeks and he allowed them to pay installments on the painting because the cost was several thousand dollars.They gave the artist my buddy's home address and phone number in Florida. The portrait was paid for, but the several weeks ended up turning into several months. They both had never given the painting much thought. I spoke with the roommate and we laughed because we both wondered where they would EVER be able to display the picture.Well as fate would have, the California artist phones my buddy's home in Florida and unknowingly speaks to the wife on the phone. The painter explains that the portrait is finally finished, he apologizes for the delay and offers to have the portrait mailed directly to them in Florida. The wife believes that the portrait is a "secret" gift that the husband has gotten to sur ...
Richard Saunders: That my sons' much-loved Bassett hound ran off during a thunderstorm while they were away at college./that's the lie//taking that one to the grave
ChrisDe: Why just this week. It was even a Fark headline:News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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