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(Metro)   Pastor demands footage of him reviving parishioner's erection be aired on TV. Well that should raise ratings   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-09 05:12:06 PM  
I knew a broad chick who had "the healing touch"
 
2017-11-09 07:34:20 PM  
"Just remember think of Jesus when you are loving your wife and he'll make you as hard as I help make you today."

/Have anyone else noticed how gay antihomosexual religous men act?
 
2017-11-09 10:17:08 PM  
You think it wood?
 
2017-11-09 10:19:43 PM  
Funny he would bring that up.
 
2017-11-09 10:20:33 PM  
He touched the noodley appendage?
 
2017-11-09 10:21:18 PM  
Speaking in tongues always gets me rock hard.
 
2017-11-09 10:26:55 PM  
I'd like to see the blow by blow!
 
2017-11-09 10:27:11 PM  
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This won't end well.
 
AOW
2017-11-09 10:48:37 PM  
Meh, Mrs AOW routinely revives my erection, but I'd rather not have it televised....


/I consider keeping my fat, wrinkly, naked ass off public display as my civic duty
 
2017-11-09 11:37:15 PM  
 
2017-11-09 11:58:57 PM  
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2017-11-10 01:49:04 AM  
'Pastor, can you help me with my erectile problem?'

'Hmm..it's hard.'

'So it is! Praise the Lord!'
 
2017-11-10 02:30:21 AM  
More like hubby has a exhibition fetish. Now they'll have to get the neighbors to watch every time wifey is sex starved.
 
2017-11-10 06:32:14 AM  
A resurrection?
 
2017-11-10 07:30:51 AM  
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2017-11-10 08:23:19 AM  
Rise, I say!  Rise!
 
2017-11-10 11:38:26 AM  
"Let he who is without sin mast the first bone."
 
2017-11-10 11:42:06 AM  
The article actually said "handy work". Heh.
 
2017-11-10 12:30:29 PM  

Albert911emt: The article actually said "handy work". Heh.


There's a Psalm for that.
 
2017-11-10 05:19:03 PM  

tjsands1118: "Just remember think of Jesus when you are loving your wife and he'll make you as hard as I help make you today."

/Have anyone else noticed how gay antihomosexual religous men act?


Not really. I mean, yeah, they got the boys together at bible camp and told us it was okay to jerk off as long as you kept thinking of Jesus while you did it, but that's not exactly g-a-y gay. At the time I thought nothing of it.

But now, after a long string of masochistic Jewish boyfriends who could only get it up once every three days, I think it might have had some unexpected side-effects.
 
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