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(NYPost)   So, you want to do business with me? I'm gonna need some strippers, prostitutes and drugs, m'kay?   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Kang, New York City, Navnoor Kang, New York, Kang's trial, New York pension, state Comptroller Thomas, Sterne Agee  
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2017-11-09 09:31:50 AM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
 
2017-11-09 09:57:43 AM  
Honesty in a government employee? Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan forbid!
 
2017-11-09 10:01:15 AM  
Kang, who studied economics at Columbia University, faces as much as 25 years in prison when sentenced on Feb. 23.

Ok, first off, his name makes me think he is a Klingon from New Delhi.  Secondly, his punishment:


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2017-11-09 10:08:58 AM  
In his defense, Kang became alot more fun when went from trying to destroy the Avengers to doing coke off strippers' asses on yachts.
 
2017-11-09 12:02:49 PM  
"I recognize that I breached my duty to New York state," Kang told the judge. "By doing so, I deprived those of rights to honest services ... I am sorry for this."

No he's not, he's sorry that he got caught.
 
2017-11-09 12:07:25 PM  
IF he goes to prison that pretty boy's going to be VERY popular.
 
2017-11-09 12:16:57 PM  
strippers AND prostitutes?  now that is wasteful spending
 
2017-11-09 12:18:48 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Honesty in a government employee? Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan forbid!


Good to see your still an asshole.
 
2017-11-09 12:37:14 PM  

Travis_Bickle: Good to see you're still an asshole.


FTFY. Get it right next time eh?
 
2017-11-09 01:25:52 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: strippers AND prostitutes?  now that is wasteful spending


Exactly.  It's just bad craftsmanship.
 
2017-11-09 01:33:19 PM  
And if the strippers are not against a little hooking on the side, all the better.
 
2017-11-09 01:36:06 PM  
He forgot Blackjack...
Amateurs.
 
2017-11-09 01:51:27 PM  
Just some honest graft there.  After all, he had to give the business to somebody and there is no evidence the public was hurt. If no one was hurt, that's why they call it honest graft.
 
2017-11-09 02:02:32 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: strippers AND prostitutes?  now that is wasteful spending


Nah, someone was just double-billing
 
2017-11-09 02:04:33 PM  
Don't blame me.  I voted for Kodos.  He would have accepted a bride of either strippers or drugs.
 
2017-11-09 02:25:15 PM  
All I got was flex-time.
 
2017-11-09 03:11:01 PM  
Why a guy could have a good time in Vegas with all that
 
2017-11-09 04:18:43 PM  
Indian Fabio's dance card is going to be full at NYSDOC.
 
2017-11-09 05:37:05 PM  
I picked the wrong career. :(
 
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