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(The Hollywood Reporter)   A full list of winners from the Country Music Awards. You know who didn't win? Trump   ( hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-09 09:09:16 AM  
In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.
 
2017-11-09 09:30:42 AM  
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Mac McAnally (Guitar) (WINNER)

Was it that hard to find a picture of him actually playing the instrument he won for?
 
2017-11-09 09:49:51 AM  
Not if you ask him.  He's always a winner.
 
2017-11-09 09:57:26 AM  

ZAZ: In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.


This guty's current.
Chris Stapleton - Tennessee Whiskey (Audio)
Youtube 4zAThXFOy2c
 
2017-11-09 09:57:46 AM  

ZAZ: In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.


Don't forget the songs about get-up-on-my-boat-and-shake-it, it is a woefully underrepresented demographic.
 
2017-11-09 09:58:14 AM  
Country Music
You keep using those words.
I don't think you know what they mean.
 
2017-11-09 09:59:27 AM  

rummonkey: ZAZ: In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.

Don't forget the songs about get-up-on-my-boat-and-shake-it, it is a woefully underrepresented demographic.


Don't forget about the songs where the girls sing about not liking to be told to get up on anything and shake it while they get up on stage and shake it.
 
2017-11-09 10:05:07 AM  

vudukungfu: rummonkey: ZAZ: In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.

Don't forget the songs about get-up-on-my-boat-and-shake-it, it is a woefully underrepresented demographic.

Don't forget about the songs where the girls sing about not liking to be told to get up on anything and shake it while they get up on stage and shake it.


Don't forget I got my truck I work my job I'm a man ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do.
 
2017-11-09 10:05:30 AM  

rummonkey: ZAZ: In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.

Don't forget the songs about get-up-on-my-boat-and-shake-it, it is a woefully underrepresented demographic.


What about the songs where they don't have to get up on anything, but simply stay on the dance floor while they shake it?
 
2017-11-09 10:08:05 AM  
Best part of the evening was Sturgill Simpson playing and singing outside on FB live.
"I heard there was a country music event here, so I figured someone should play some."
The pic of his Grammy in his open guitar case is an image I'll treasure for awhile
 
2017-11-09 10:09:29 AM  

SharkaPult: Best part of the evening was Sturgill Simpson playing and singing outside on FB live.
"I heard there was a country music event here, so I figured someone should play some."
The pic of his Grammy in his open guitar case is an image I'll treasure for awhile


Yeah, I just saw that.  That was some top-notch trolling on his part.
 
2017-11-09 10:11:12 AM  

jaytkay: Don't forget I got my truck I work my job I'm a man ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do.


The slick hickabilly accent is what does it.

Hain't gonna happen.

Frikking idiots.
Best country singer ever had 0 accent and was a black man.
And he didn't sing about a bunch of happy horseshiat.
 
2017-11-09 10:11:24 AM  

AntonChigger: rummonkey: ZAZ: In other news, Lady Antebellum is still around. They lost Vocal Group of the Year. Last I checked country radio in Boston it had turned into mostly get-up-on-my-truck-and-shake-it type songs. I got bored and left. I have little sense of who's current.

Don't forget the songs about get-up-on-my-boat-and-shake-it, it is a woefully underrepresented demographic.

What about the songs where they don't have to get up on anything, but simply stay on the dance floor while they shake it?


I remember that episode.
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2017-11-09 10:11:58 AM  
DNRTFA but apparently if you've lost Faith Hill and wossisname, you've lost America.
 
2017-11-09 10:14:34 AM  

SharkaPult: Best part of the evening was Sturgill Simpson playing and singing outside on FB live.
"I heard there was a country music event here, so I figured someone should play some."
The pic of his Grammy in his open guitar case is an image I'll treasure for awhile


Trying to post a link to the story that has a recording of the live stream. Let's see if the mods make it live.
 
2017-11-09 10:16:21 AM  

grokca: McAnally


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2017-11-09 10:17:10 AM  
My family and I went out to a bar to eat a few weeks ago. They were playing country music on the radio. Every single song had the phrase shot of whiskey, bottle of whiskey, or glass of whiskey. It was basically a parody of itself.
 
2017-11-09 10:34:14 AM  
Is he gonna set my country music award on fire?
 
2017-11-09 10:34:42 AM  

grokca: [cdn1.thr.com image 850x479]Mac McAnally (Guitar) (WINNER)

Was it that hard to find a picture of him actually playing the instrument he won for?


They couldn't find that many country musicians for their country music show, either.


Now, if there's a karaoke game show genre of music, they're set.
 
2017-11-09 10:54:07 AM  
Bo Burnham's "Country Song (Pandering)" from "MAKE HAPPY" in HD
Youtube stVNdLmKGYw
 
2017-11-09 10:54:46 AM  
Unless he was publicly denounced on stage, then Trump did win.
 
2017-11-09 10:58:22 AM  
Sturgill Simpson Busking in Nashville at CMA Awards
Youtube -LrKYpAgT3s
 
2017-11-09 11:01:45 AM  
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This thread was lacking
 
2017-11-09 11:05:42 AM  

CarnySaur: Unless If he was publicly denounced on stage, then Trump did win.


FTFY
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-11-09 11:05:42 AM  
CMA, Country My Ass
 
2017-11-09 11:10:59 AM  

Crewmannumber6: [YouTube video]


Hey now...you're awfully close to stepping on a certain farker's toes.
 
2017-11-09 11:21:29 AM  
(untitled YouTube clip)
Youtube _-CPcJiscXI


Maybe next time he'll think before he tweets.
 
2017-11-09 12:30:02 PM  

grokca: [cdn1.thr.com image 850x479]Mac McAnally (Guitar) (WINNER)

Was it that hard to find a picture of him actually playing the instrument he won for?


Did he get his name from a "Name This Musician" internet contest?
 
2017-11-09 12:58:12 PM  

Crewmannumber6: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/stVNdLmK​GYw]


do you have a Bo Burnham gif for that?
 
Ant
2017-11-09 01:49:59 PM  

vudukungfu: Country Music
You keep using those words.
I don't think you know what they mean.


JingoPop
 
2017-11-09 02:32:55 PM  

Ant: vudukungfu: Country Music
You keep using those words.
I don't think you know what they mean.

JingoPop


that's it
 
2017-11-09 05:24:12 PM  

TommyDeuce: [Youtube _-CPcJiscXI image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_-CPcJis​cXI]

Maybe next time he'll think before he tweets.


When you're a Republican President, and they're making fun of you at the CMAs, you're in deep.

/Yes I know Paisley is their token Liberal - but the crowd was into it too.
 
2017-11-09 07:02:22 PM  
I have to admit.
Wichita Lineman made me cry.
(That is all I saw)
 
2017-11-09 07:13:35 PM  

vudukungfu: Country Music
You keep using those words.
I don't think you know what they mean.


It's really sad that there is an entire generation
who have never heard a Country song.
At least give Dwight Yoakam a listen.
 
2017-11-09 09:51:29 PM  

TommyDeuce: TommyDeuce: [Youtube _-CPcJiscXI image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_-CPcJis​cXI]

Maybe next time he'll think before he tweets.

When you're a Republican President, and they're making fun of you at the CMAs, you're in deep.

/Yes I know Paisley is their token Liberal - but the crowd was into it too.


Paisley's a lib? News to me.
 
2017-11-10 09:21:15 AM  

domo_kun_sai: Dwight Yoakam


Hat of the month club.
 
2017-11-10 11:42:43 AM  

John Buck 41: TommyDeuce: TommyDeuce: [Youtube _-CPcJiscXI image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_-CPcJis​cXI]

Maybe next time he'll think before he tweets.

When you're a Republican President, and they're making fun of you at the CMAs, you're in deep.

/Yes I know Paisley is their token Liberal - but the crowd was into it too.

Paisley's a lib? News to me.


In the spectrum of current US politics - yes.

/Welcome to the future
 
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