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(ESPN)   A divisional battle of the birds is on tap. Can the Seahawks keep themselves relevant in the NFC Playoff race? Or can the Cardinals win at home and have the same record as the Seahawks? Thursday Night Football kicks off at 8:25pm EST on NBC   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-11-09 06:44:21 AM  
Lemme take a knee and think on it.


/boobies!
 
2017-11-09 12:23:40 PM  
I'm helping the Seahawks today by starting Adrian Peterson on my fantasy team....which means he's going to have a lousy performance.

Also:

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2017-11-09 03:58:00 PM  
I have the Cardinals in this because Thomas is out, Sherman, Richardson, and Richardson are all questionable.  Also, ESPN says Seattle is 10-0 after a loss since 2015 with a differential of +17
 
2017-11-09 06:53:33 PM  
Meh. I don't really care who wins but I'll be pulling for the cards because fark the seahawks.
 
2017-11-09 08:01:39 PM  
"All you're gonna hear is Russell Wilson pumping everyone up"

Oh, so he IS a bottom.
 
2017-11-09 08:05:20 PM  
As a lions fan, go cards!
 
2017-11-09 08:06:09 PM  
Oh goody, "color rush"!

Haven't seen our uniforms yet, but the Seahawks look like they're gonna repave the 101 after the game.

[shamelessly stolen from FB]
 
2017-11-09 08:09:01 PM  
Ahh, we're going all black tonight.
 
2017-11-09 08:15:59 PM  
IMHO, they would look fine if they used blue pants instead.

/Go Hawks.
 
2017-11-09 08:16:54 PM  
Go cards!
 
2017-11-09 08:17:28 PM  
OHHAIGUIZE!

I'm picking the Hawks tonight. I don't actually care who wins this game, because regardless of who does, my team won't be seeing them in the post-season *whimper*

Thus, with their starter on IR and the offense sputtering, I don't see the oft-formidable-at-home-versus-division​-opponents Cards being able to out-duel the Hawks. Granted, the Hawks still have one of the worst olines in football, which will be used against them....but I think they'll still accidentally manage to outscore
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What else is goin' on out there in the world, gang?
 
2017-11-09 08:18:39 PM  

ariseatex: Ahh, we're going all black tonight.


Crows?
 
2017-11-09 08:18:45 PM  
Mike Tirico Sugar High-O-Meter:  7 (out of 10)
 
2017-11-09 08:18:45 PM  
It's weird seeing Avi in the opening song.

\also weird to have an opening song I don't instantly mute
 
2017-11-09 08:19:12 PM  
I didn't know NBC could possibly create a worse intro than Sunday's.

I'll never doubt again.
 
2017-11-09 08:19:32 PM  
Cris Collinsworth Peyote-O-Meter:  5 (out of 10)
 
2017-11-09 08:24:05 PM  
Well that's one way to observe the moment of silence...cut off the audio entirely.
 
2017-11-09 08:24:34 PM  
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2017-11-09 08:24:48 PM  
Ooops, my dad is calling on the phone, back in a bit
 
2017-11-09 08:25:15 PM  

xaks: Ooops, my dad is calling on the phone, back in a bit


Calling during the NATIONAL ANTHEM?  How un-American!
 
2017-11-09 08:25:36 PM  
Hawks are bigger than Cardinals, so I go with the Hawks.
 
2017-11-09 08:25:54 PM  
Kristin does NOT look 49 there.
 
2017-11-09 08:26:12 PM  
Little Richard didn't take this long in Mystery, Alaska.
 
2017-11-09 08:26:15 PM  
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2017-11-09 08:26:39 PM  
And there's the flying Eagle to remind everyone present who will end up winning the NFC Championship.
 
2017-11-09 08:26:41 PM  
Nice on the high note on "free."
 
2017-11-09 08:26:46 PM  
Kristin Chenoweth with the odd cadence, and weird tone. 

Thanks? I guess?
 
2017-11-09 08:26:54 PM  
I liked it.  Very nice.
 
2017-11-09 08:27:07 PM  

seventypercent: [www.bilerico.com image 503x340]


Kristin Chenoweth is many things.  "Fat" isn't one of them.
 
2017-11-09 08:27:17 PM  
Goddammit, this woman needs to STOP SINGING the anthem!
There are other singers in the valley!
 
2017-11-09 08:28:10 PM  
What the hell is that audio going on behind her commentary?
 
2017-11-09 08:28:18 PM  
She needs to pick a tempo, and for God's sake STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY.

Also, every time I see Pete's crooked nose I wonder how he got it.
 
2017-11-09 08:28:27 PM  

ariseatex: seventypercent: [www.bilerico.com image 503x340]

Kristin Chenoweth is many things.  "Fat" isn't one of them.


I know. I just did a GIS on "opera lady" and that's what came up. :) It was less of a statement on her build and more of a statement on her performing style.
 
2017-11-09 08:29:01 PM  
Why does that guy on the seahawks sideline that's not dressed to play have eye black on?
 
2017-11-09 08:29:10 PM  
Filled Awson kicks it off...

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2017-11-09 08:29:14 PM  
IT BEGINS!...with a touchback.
 
2017-11-09 08:29:53 PM  
Seattle Offense Citing High Schools:  1 (out of 11)
Seattle Offense Citing Middle Schools:  1 (out of 11)
 
2017-11-09 08:30:16 PM  
Those Seattle uniforms look like how my farts smell.
 
2017-11-09 08:30:18 PM  
The unis are killing my eyes.
 
2017-11-09 08:30:27 PM  
Go AZ, b/c screw the seachickens.
 
2017-11-09 08:30:36 PM  

abhorrent1: Why does that guy on the seahawks sideline that's not dressed to play have eye black on?


It shows his intensity, everybody knows that.
 
2017-11-09 08:30:44 PM  
Ahhh. Tennis ball green, what a great color for TV.

Cards might have best color rush unis.
 
2017-11-09 08:31:13 PM  
WILSONSACK!
 
2017-11-09 08:31:17 PM  
I think the part of the seahawks unis that bugs me the most is the helmets.
 
2017-11-09 08:31:22 PM  
Definitely a missed facemask.
 
2017-11-09 08:31:24 PM  
NICE! Down goes Wilson.
 
2017-11-09 08:31:28 PM  
Ok, let's see how much of this stays entertaining.

Were Seattle's uniforms designed by a kid with nothing but highlighters to color with?

I hate making hashtags a thing but...can we ditch ColorRush for ThrowbackThursdays next year? Pats with old logo, Orange Bucs/Broncs. Would be so much better than this shiat.
 
2017-11-09 08:31:37 PM  
Nice sack
 
2017-11-09 08:31:49 PM  
If the Cardinals hope to win this they have to do that all night long.
 
2017-11-09 08:31:50 PM  
The construction site day-glow uniforms are sapping the Hawks' strength.
 
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