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(Philly.com)   Grab a couple prune danishes and cozy up to old people sex   ( philly.com) divider line
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2017-11-08 12:56:25 PM  
"Y'ever try ta stuff a discarded 7-11 hot dog into a dry pita?"
 
2017-11-08 01:14:47 PM  
GRANDPA....BOUGHT A RUBBER!
 
2017-11-08 02:31:18 PM  
And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.
 
2017-11-08 02:35:25 PM  
There's nothing in here but a couple of elephant-skin rugs...
 
2017-11-08 02:47:11 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.


I'm married, so I've been celibate for years now.
 
2017-11-08 02:48:28 PM  
Can you get prune danishes at a lemon party?
 
2017-11-08 03:20:27 PM  
I don't know about prune danishes, but prune hamantash are pretty damn good.
 
2017-11-08 03:21:20 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.


FIFTY ONE?  Is that old? I was thinking like 80?  Am I not going to be having sex in 15 years?  I'm starting to get concerned...
 
2017-11-08 03:38:08 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.


...like it's solely your choice. I'm not quite your age yet, but damned close, and while my sex drive hasn't appreciably diminished, my wife (who's a decade older) is another matter entirely. I've no plans to break my wedding vows, so I've had to... adjust.
 
2017-11-08 03:54:06 PM  
I thought this was going to be an article about Helen Mirren.
 
2017-11-08 03:58:16 PM  
From the stories and pictures I've seen as of late it's safe to say Spacey's career is over. His previous movies will probably get the Powder treatment. Celebrities should really just stick to drugs and alcohol, works better for their image in the long run.
 
2017-11-08 04:01:35 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?


For some of us, we don't get to decide when we become celibate.
 
2017-11-08 04:03:31 PM  
People over 50 shouldn't be having sex. They just shouldn't.

They should be knitting, or working on their model railroads, or sitting around complaining about things. (Like my comment)
 
2017-11-08 04:10:51 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: People over 50 shouldn't be having sex. They just shouldn't.


fark you
 
2017-11-08 04:14:34 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.


You don't know what you're missing: Sex on the cart is fun.
 
2017-11-08 04:24:23 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.


I'm 35 and have given up on sex. Every poor decision I've made in life involved alcohol or my dick.

(._.)

*sigh*
 
2017-11-08 04:55:19 PM  
Welp I am 56 and like the sexy time with the wife, who also likes the sexy time.

As for old people sex, I refuse to admit I am old and the definition of old seems to change, if I recall the incidence of STD's in retirement communities and assisted living facilities can be rather high at times.   Let face it sex without the worry of "oops the rabbit died" can be fun.  Most retirement communities from what I have seen, mom winters in AZ at one, are basically high school summer camp without councilors and with money and booze.
 
2017-11-08 04:56:21 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: People over 50 shouldn't be having sex. They just shouldn't.

They should be knitting, or working on their model railroads, or sitting around complaining about things. (Like my comment)


Contrary. People over 50 should be procreating to make up for the childless millenials.
 
2017-11-08 05:03:18 PM  
I have old person sex when my wife decides she wants an old guy huffing and puffing on her, which means never.
 
2017-11-08 05:41:29 PM  

xtalman: Welp I am 56 and like the sexy time with the wife, who also likes the sexy time.

As for old people sex, I refuse to admit I am old and the definition of old seems to change, if I recall the incidence of STD's in retirement communities and assisted living facilities can be rather high at times.   Let face it sex without the worry of "oops the rabbit died" can be fun.  Most retirement communities from what I have seen, mom winters in AZ at one, are basically high school summer camp without councilors and with money and booze.


OK, you can refuse to admit it, but I'd stop using that expression in public if you want to fool other people.
 
2017-11-08 06:04:23 PM  

skinnycatullus: xtalman: Welp I am 56 and like the sexy time with the wife, who also likes the sexy time.

As for old people sex, I refuse to admit I am old and the definition of old seems to change, if I recall the incidence of STD's in retirement communities and assisted living facilities can be rather high at times.   Let face it sex without the worry of "oops the rabbit died" can be fun.  Most retirement communities from what I have seen, mom winters in AZ at one, are basically high school summer camp without councilors and with money and booze.

OK, you can refuse to admit it, but I'd stop using that expression in public if you want to fool other people.


Off my lawn now!!!!!!

/Guess I should have said if you don't want to see 2 lines on the pee stick.
 
2017-11-08 07:34:35 PM  

DannyBrandt: Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.

I'm 35 and have given up on sex. Every poor decision I've made in life involved alcohol or my dick.

(._.)

*sigh*


As long as it wasn't the two together...
 
2017-11-08 07:35:54 PM  
I'm 46, and I've had better sex in the past 6.5 years since turning 40 than in the entire 24 years prior to that. My same-age wife is the best partner I've ever had, and being madly in love with her makes everything farking amazing, even if I'm a bit more broken-down than I was in my 20s.
 
2017-11-08 08:02:43 PM  
I guess I've been having old people sex ever since I got my AARP card 12 years ago. It's quite enjoyable.

Mrs Frostus is just a year younger and more than willing to slap my wrinkly old ass.

/and Grandma boobies are awesome!
 
2017-11-08 08:25:05 PM  

bobug: DannyBrandt: Glockenspiel Hero: And before all the "Ewww, old people sex" folks start to post; if you are one of them, at what age are you going to become celibate?

51 here and have no interest in putting sex on the cart.

I'm 35 and have given up on sex. Every poor decision I've made in life involved alcohol or my dick.

(._.)

*sigh*

As long as it wasn't the two together...


Beat me to it.
 
2017-11-08 09:43:49 PM  
Is this a "About Schmidt" Kathy Bates/Jack Nicholson thing?
 
2017-11-09 07:39:11 AM  
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.
 
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