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(Quartz)   From the headlines that sound like the start of a really bad movie file comes today's doozy: "EPA approved the release of weaponized mosquitoes in 20 US states"   ( qz.com) divider line
    More: Strange, male mosquitoes, Mosquito, bacteria-infected male mosquitoes, infected mosquitoes, Wolbachia-infected male mosquitoes, Aedes, lab-grown mosquitoes, bacteria-infected mosquitoes  
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2017-11-08 10:12:17 AM  
The Mosquitoes - Don't Bug Me / He's A Loser - 1965
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2017-11-08 11:11:35 AM  
"Nope, nope, mosquito, sorry, you're not allowed to cross into Delaware.  That's not 1 of the 20 states we've licensed you in, so please just stay on this side of the border, ok?"
 
2017-11-08 11:43:04 AM  
i see what the deal is here... once the mosquitoes mutate into deadly swarms or mansquitoes, EPA will see you a giant dome to protect your town.

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2017-11-08 12:10:56 PM  
I guess the fact that the EPA is now run by a lawyer instead of a scientist may come in handy later.
 
2017-11-08 12:15:16 PM  
From the headline that sounds like a ripoff of the one I submitted......
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With actual reference.
 
2017-11-08 12:19:10 PM  
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2017-11-08 01:08:56 PM  
Nothing new.  Fox News has been using weaponized dung beetles for years.
 
2017-11-08 01:26:35 PM  

Cache: Nothing new.  Fox News has been using weaponized dung beetles for years.


Ra! Ra! Ra!
 
2017-11-08 01:56:43 PM  
I'd mansquito it.
 
2017-11-08 03:23:14 PM  
The paranoia potential of this is awesome.

Obama's Deep State releases Killer Mosquitoes Created in Secret DNC Bio-weapon Labs.
 
2017-11-08 03:36:19 PM  

Harlee: The paranoia potential of this is awesome.

Obama's Deep State releases Killer Mosquitoes Created in Secret DNC Bio-weapon Labs.



You really think the DNC would build their secret lab in Kentucky?

Yeah, right. Maybe they could hide it under this:
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2017-11-08 04:38:43 PM  
If itll kill every mosquito within 5 miles of here, they can release them in my driveway.
 
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