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(Slate)   Britney Spears painting fetches $10,000 at charity auction because the buyer has severe cataracts   ( slate.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Vegas Cares benefit, reporter Robin Leach, close personal connection, B. Spears, Spears lyric, English-language films, tableau  
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2017-11-08 03:05:04 AM  
I read that as "Britney Spears painting felches".

I'm pretty sure that the bodily fluids and waste thing was done to death in the 1990s.
 
2017-11-08 03:59:09 AM  
auctioned off to raise money for a memorial to the victims of the October shooting that left 58 dead and more than 500 injured.

Wouldn't that money be better spent helping with their medical bills?

The winning bid was placed by entertainment reporter Robin Leach

"I NOW OWN THIS PAINTING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!"
 
2017-11-08 04:47:16 AM  
If only she could do her makeup with so little pigment...
 
2017-11-08 04:59:13 AM  
That looks like a painting my granddaughter did in her kindergarten class.
 
2017-11-08 05:10:17 AM  
Charity is great word for it. If the paint was worth anything it would be called a "donation"
 
2017-11-08 05:13:44 AM  

fusillade762: auctioned off to raise money for a memorial to the victims of the October shooting that left 58 dead and more than 500 injured.

Wouldn't that money be better spent helping with their medical bills?

The winning bid was placed by entertainment reporter Robin Leach

"I NOW OWN THIS PAINTING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!"


Robin Leach is still alive?  (clicks the article)  Looks about the same, too.  Did he embalm himself?
 
2017-11-08 06:25:57 AM  

luckyeddie: I read that as "Britney Spears painting felches".

I'm pretty sure that the bodily fluids and waste thing was done to death in the 1990s.


I read it as 'Britney Spears panties fetch'...

Which would have made perfect sense 20 years ago.
 
2017-11-08 06:36:11 AM  
 
2017-11-08 07:11:09 AM  
Looks like Lisa Frank if Lisa Frank stopped giving a shiat.
 
2017-11-08 07:13:14 AM  

ol' gormsby: Better than this?

http://www.culturekiosque.com/art/exhi​biti/britney_spears_birth_sculpture.ht​ml


...wtf?
 
2017-11-08 07:25:39 AM  

luckyeddie: I read that as "Britney Spears painting felches".

I'm pretty sure that the bodily fluids and waste thing was done to death in the 1990s.


Exactly what I read.
 
2017-11-08 07:47:55 AM  
I'm just glad that Britney has finally found a way to express herself creatively.
 
2017-11-08 07:51:46 AM  
You want a piece of Britney Spears?

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Yes
 
2017-11-08 07:52:03 AM  
Mmmm....Fanta.
 
2017-11-08 08:14:27 AM  
I thought the buyer had Lincoln Continentals.
 
2017-11-08 08:27:06 AM  

Alphax: fusillade762: auctioned off to raise money for a memorial to the victims of the October shooting that left 58 dead and more than 500 injured.

Wouldn't that money be better spent helping with their medical bills?

The winning bid was placed by entertainment reporter Robin Leach

"I NOW OWN THIS PAINTING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!"

Robin Leach is still alive?  (clicks the article)  Looks about the same, too.  Did he embalm himself?


Yeah - I had the same reaction. I feel like Lifestyles was on when I was a kid and he was already getting up there.

Now everything I read is in his voice in my head.
 
2017-11-08 08:30:16 AM  

handsome boy model: I thought the buyer had Lincoln Continentals.


Junior's Chinaman Joke
Youtube oJCDzdxiJEo
 
2017-11-08 08:33:33 AM  
I'm surprised that she donated the painting signed with her own name. Normally she paints under the alias "Louisiana O'Queeffe" as an homage to her favorite flower paintin' picture lady.
 
2017-11-08 09:13:11 AM  
Sev ear cataracts?

Ear cataracts ? Harry Hill TV Burp Funny!
Youtube NswiFD8qSgI
 
2017-11-08 09:26:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You want a piece of Britney Spears?

[img.fark.net image 683x1024]

Yes


seriously
given how worn out she was in her crisis years, she did a damn good job of recovery
I might not want to buy a retread, but i'd sure as hell take a joyride on one if it had that much life left on it.
And since that retread would come with a bazillion dollar bank account and a prenup, that's probably the best thing to do.
 
2017-11-08 09:37:34 AM  

born_yesterday: Mmmm....Fanta.


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2017-11-08 10:06:02 AM  
No worse than a ton of modern art.
 
2017-11-08 10:11:08 AM  
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2017-11-08 10:32:14 AM  
(would still buy the panties...)
 
2017-11-08 10:41:30 AM  
Stop saying Fetch, it's not going to happen.  (this is what went through my mind when I read headline)
 
2017-11-08 10:58:45 AM  

smd31: Stop saying Fetch, it's not going to happen.  (this is what went through my mind when I read headline)


That's exactly what my dog thinks.
 
2017-11-08 11:11:56 AM  
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to get some Fanta orange.  [subliminal advertising works]
 
2017-11-08 11:28:42 AM  

A10Mechanic: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to get some Fanta orange.  [subliminal advertising works]


I feel the urge to cut glass.
 
2017-11-08 11:28:56 AM  
If I had way too much money I would pay 10K for that.

Who else has one?

/ I mean, besides every mommy with a fridge door in America
 
2017-11-08 11:35:27 AM  
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cataracts?   don't go chasing waterfalls
 
2017-11-08 11:44:18 AM  

I sound fat: If I had way too much money I would pay 10K for that.

Who else has one?

/ I mean, besides every mommy with a fridge door in America


Go ahead a do a GIS for milf fridge, just don't do it at work.
 
2017-11-08 12:16:55 PM  
[OUTRAGE] Charity
 
2017-11-08 12:19:35 PM  
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2017-11-08 12:55:40 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I sound fat: If I had way too much money I would pay 10K for that.

Who else has one?

/ I mean, besides every mommy with a fridge door in America

Go ahead a do a GIS for milf fridge, just don't do it at work.


I don't understand why that one lady is spending so much time looking in her fridge. Clearly there are no groceries in there.
 
2017-11-08 02:17:27 PM  
The video of her "painting" was awesome. Looks like a setup scene for a skin flick.
 
2017-11-08 02:48:32 PM  
I'M ROBIN LEACH AND THIS PAINTING IS WORTH TEN... THOUSAND... DOLLARS!
 
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