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2017-11-07 09:34:10 AM  
She pulled up beside me honked and when looked over, she took my picture with her phone. I have no idea why.
 
2017-11-07 09:37:00 AM  

EvilEgg: She pulled up beside me honked and when looked over, she took my picture with her phone. I have no idea why.


Maybe you shouldn't have been jacking it in the car
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-07 09:46:52 AM  
Expect a marriage proposal.

If you're unlucky, from her fat brother.
 
2017-11-07 09:50:37 AM  
The only picture anyone takes of me in my car is those speed cameras.
 
2017-11-07 09:53:57 AM  
Keep an eye on Craigslist for "Missed encounters".  When you go to meet her later, her brother will steal your car.
 
2017-11-07 09:55:35 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Keep an eye on Craigslist for "Missed encounters".  When you go to meet her later, her brother will steal your car.


That's not her brother.
 
2017-11-07 10:04:50 AM  
was she hot?
 
2017-11-07 10:17:06 AM  
How long do you think you've been stalked?
 
2017-11-07 10:25:27 AM  

EvilEgg: She pulled up beside me honked and when looked over, she took my picture with her phone. I have no idea why.


You know when you're on google street view and you see all the people with their faces blurred out?  She's fixing that one person at a time.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-11-07 10:34:24 AM  
I remember a picture a woman posted of her commute. It was the usual guy that always ended up near her in traffic. Except this time he was ahead of her and there was a proposal on the back of his car. Sweet, but she was already married.
 
2017-11-07 10:34:49 AM  

lycanth: How long do you think you've been stalked?


I feel like stalking me would be too easy, I am very boring and don't move much.
 
2017-11-07 10:35:44 AM  

abhorrent1: was she hot?


I don't know, the camera was in front of her face. She seemed fit enough.
 
2017-11-07 10:36:33 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Keep an eye on Craigslist for "Missed encounters".  When you go to meet her later, her brother will steal your car.


If it shows up. I will post an update.
 
2017-11-07 11:15:05 AM  
   If you have any pet rabbits, You might want to send them to the neighbors for a few days.
 
2017-11-07 11:18:20 AM  

EvilEgg: She pulled up beside me honked and when looked over, she took my picture with her phone. I have no idea why.


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2017-11-07 11:35:35 AM  
Only get my picture taken when I have done something dodgy or just been as asshole.

Difficulty: So Cal
 
2017-11-07 11:40:12 AM  

EvilEgg: abhorrent1: was she hot?

I don't know, the camera was in front of her face. She seemed fit enough.


Beware the pear.
 
2017-11-07 11:58:20 AM  
I am just going to start taking pictures of people with my phone while at stop lights while glaring creepily at them.
Wait, this is a horrible idea, I would get pulled over within an hour because my shiatty old truck sticks out in a sea of grey crossovers.
 
2017-11-07 11:59:35 AM  
Check for any "Worst Drivers" type Facebook pages for your area.

or "Best Drivers".  I don't know how you drive...
 
2017-11-07 12:04:02 PM  
Maybe she was an aboriginie and she was trying to steal your soul.
 
2017-11-07 12:04:04 PM  

EvilEgg: She pulled up beside me honked and when looked over, she took my picture with her phone. I have no idea why.


Start putting your stuff at work in a box before Security escorts you out.

/somehow, you'll be the next political meme
 
2017-11-07 12:07:29 PM  
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2017-11-07 12:12:09 PM  
I'm sure she was admiring your hilariously edgy bumper sticker(s).
 
2017-11-07 12:16:04 PM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: EvilEgg: She pulled up beside me honked and when looked over, she took my picture with her phone. I have no idea why.

Maybe you shouldn't have been jacking it in the car


So that's what carjacking means.
 
2017-11-07 12:18:57 PM  
The obvious questions come to mind. Did you cut someone off? Did you fail to signal? Did you blow through a stop sign? Probably you wouldn't know if you had been zoning out, as those are usually when people make those mistakes. Only you might know those answers though.
 
2017-11-07 01:06:32 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: The obvious questions come to mind. Did you cut someone off? Did you fail to signal? Did you blow through a stop sign? Probably you wouldn't know if you had been zoning out, as those are usually when people make those mistakes. Only you might know those answers though.


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2017-11-07 01:08:03 PM  
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2017-11-07 01:23:29 PM  
You probably had a booger the size of a boulder hanging out of your gaping nostril.
 
2017-11-07 01:41:17 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: The obvious questions come to mind. Did you cut someone off? Did you fail to signal? Did you blow through a stop sign? Probably you wouldn't know if you had been zoning out, as those are usually when people make those mistakes. Only you might know those answers though.


In my experience, the type of person that would bother to try photographing someone else's car from a moving vehicle tend to be the ones farking up in the first place.

I've only seen this happen on two occasions though so YMMV.

1) Some guy was going 50 in the #1 lane and five cars went around him. So he speeds up and starts driving next to the cars and taking their photos (which means he's not watching the road in front of him, which is fine because the #2 lane was empty and that's where he should have been driving in the first place).

2) On a green-arrowed left turn with 2 lanes and a curved line painted in between, someone took the curve too sharply and their car was half-way into my lane. I honked at them and they moved back over.

Then he pulls out his phone and points it at my car.

Like, dude, you almost hit me by drifting out of your lane but you're too dumb to even realize that you farked up.

// people are so damn oblivious.
 
2017-11-07 01:44:01 PM  
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2017-11-07 01:45:58 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: The obvious questions come to mind. Did you cut someone off? Did you fail to signal? Did you blow through a stop sign? Probably you wouldn't know if you had been zoning out, as those are usually when people make those mistakes. Only you might know those answers though.


This is likely what happened. I am, by all accounts, a terrible driver.
 
2017-11-07 01:56:36 PM  
Or you just totally looked her best friend's brother so she had to share a pic. My best guess is that if you ever do find out, the reason will be something you never would have thought of.
 
2017-11-07 02:01:33 PM  

Skyd1v: Check for any "Worst Drivers" type Facebook pages for your area.

or "Best Drivers".  I don't know how you drive...


Worst driver websites are lame passive aggressive Bs.  What happened to honking your r horn, letting loose a decent stream of profanities and moving on with your life?besides, taking a photo to while driving isn't exactly safe
Behavior either.  Such cognitive dissonance  in these crybabies
 
2017-11-07 02:05:17 PM  
Was THIS you ?

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2017-11-07 02:21:36 PM  

Imaginativescreenname: Skyd1v: Check for any "Worst Drivers" type Facebook pages for your area.

or "Best Drivers".  I don't know how you drive...

Worst driver websites are lame passive aggressive Bs.  What happened to honking your r horn, letting loose a decent stream of profanities and moving on with your life?besides, taking a photo to while driving isn't exactly safe
Behavior either.  Such cognitive dissonance  in these crybabies


Dash cams are cheap these days.  Snapping a cell phone pic is like not even trying.
 
2017-11-07 04:24:26 PM  

EvilEgg: abhorrent1: was she hot?

I don't know, the camera was in front of her face. She seemed fit enough.


You didn't follow her for sixteen miles to find out?
 
2017-11-07 08:19:13 PM  
Did you leave something interesting on top of the car?
 
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