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2017-11-07 08:37:54 AM  
Pee tape?

*checks article*

Dang.
 
2017-11-07 08:56:03 AM  
The most powerful man in the world:

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2017-11-07 09:28:18 AM  
 
2017-11-07 09:45:14 AM  

Kraftwerk Orange: Urine powered fuel cells?


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DNRTFA.


It's aluminum powder fuel cell instead of microbe based.  End result is basically the same so have a vote ;)
 
2017-11-07 09:46:43 AM  
I just want to go visit the "Poo Pond".
 
2017-11-07 09:56:56 AM  
Remember that place in India where banks of foam were blowing off of the lake and onto the streets?  They discovered it was phosphates from too much human urine going into the lake.  Phosphates are coincidentally something that we are running out of known reserves of.  It would really, really make sense to try to start recovering phosphates from urine (human and otherwise) before we run out of other sources.
 
2017-11-07 10:22:04 AM  
CALLING DIBS ON THE ALBUM NAME!!!
 
2017-11-07 10:28:02 AM  
U.S. Army in Maryland using urine to generate power

Urine the Army now!
 
2017-11-07 10:36:55 AM  
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2017-11-07 10:41:03 AM  
As a patriotic American who knows we need to become energy independent I'll do my part by having another beer.
 
2017-11-07 10:49:52 AM  
Before the guano islands were discovered, urine, including human urine, was a very important source of nitrogen ('saltpeter') for making gunpowder.

There were laws forbidding the wastage of urine all over the place.
 
2017-11-07 10:58:08 AM  
This might seem like a good idea to you libs, but Trump promised that the coal mining jobs are coming back any day now so we clearly do not need this.
 
2017-11-07 11:13:31 AM  
 Researchers showed us how combining the reaction can power a remote-controlled tank.

A piss-tank, if you will.
 
2017-11-07 12:55:44 PM  
"Private! Radio in these coordinates to HQ!"
"Sorry Sarge, I don't have to go..."
 
2017-11-07 01:00:59 PM  

Snarfangel: U.S. Army in Maryland using urine to generate power

Urine the Army now!


You can pee all you can pee.
 
2017-11-07 01:03:20 PM  

dj495ufj3: Snarfangel: U.S. Army in Maryland using urine to generate power

Urine the Army now!

You can pee all you can pee.


But will it play in Peeoria?
 
2017-11-07 01:09:08 PM  
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Also using urine to generate power
 
2017-11-07 04:33:10 PM  
At least they aren't weaponizing urine.  That's what I'd expect from the military.
 
2017-11-07 04:39:54 PM  
You can't spell "power" without "pee"
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2017-11-07 05:35:19 PM  
Don't whiz on the electric fence.
 
2017-11-07 09:28:32 PM  

aaronx: Before the guano islands were discovered, urine, including human urine, was a very important source of nitrogen ('saltpeter') for making gunpowder.

There were laws forbidding the wastage of urine all over the place.


Are you taking the piss?
 
2017-11-07 10:05:31 PM  

Snarfangel: dj495ufj3: Snarfangel: U.S. Army in Maryland using urine to generate power

Urine the Army now!

You can pee all you can pee.

But will it play in Peeoria?


Brings new meaning to Aberdump Proving Grounds.
 
2017-11-07 11:16:29 PM  
Subby: You can't spell "power" without "pee"

Sure you can. Just ask Trump: it's spelled F-A-K-E-N-E-W-S.
 
2017-11-08 01:03:13 AM  
Yes, I can.
 
2017-11-08 03:51:14 AM  
As some wag has pointed out elsewhere:
Air Force:  We figured out how to fly a plane without a person in it.  Really fast, too!
Navy:  RAILGUNS AND LAZORS!
Army:  We can power our gear with piss!
 
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