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2017-11-07 12:30:14 AM  
Not if I have to drink Heineken it's not.
 
2017-11-07 12:33:59 AM  
Borei p'ri hagoffen. בוריי פרי הגפן
 
2017-11-07 02:16:37 AM  
Bourbon, bacon, boobs and blasphemy - the four cardinal virtues of Farkism. Sign me up
 
2017-11-07 02:47:02 AM  

englaja: Bourbon, bacon, boobs and blasphemy - the four cardinal virtues of Farkism. Sign me up


Indeed.
 
2017-11-07 02:48:38 AM  

fusillade762: Not if I have to drink Heineken it's not.


And lo, Frank Booth the Apostle was heard to say to the unbelievers, fark that shiat. To the faithful, he sayeth to them, that the way of righteousness be the path of Pabst. Blue Ribbon.
 
2017-11-07 02:55:03 AM  
I'm gonna start a church with booze and bacon and god. Second thoughts, forget god.
 
2017-11-07 04:57:21 AM  

Cagey B: fusillade762: Not if I have to drink Heineken it's not.

And lo, Frank Booth the Apostle was heard to say to the unbelievers, fark that shiat. To the faithful, he sayeth to them, that the way of righteousness be the path of Pabst. Blue Ribbon.


HA! +1, +1
 
2017-11-07 06:55:40 AM  
Can we skip the god part and just do the booze?
 
2017-11-07 07:05:57 AM  
Sorry losers, this hipster did it first

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2017-11-07 07:23:10 AM  
Now, if only the rest of the churches would realize minors are too young for their shiat and only allow adults to observe...
 
2017-11-07 07:36:50 AM  

englaja: Bourbon, bacon, boobs and blasphemy - the four cardinal virtues of Farkism. Sign me up


You may have missed the "no women" part. Unless moobs count.

/they don't
 
2017-11-07 07:51:02 AM  
I just want the Church of Cannabis to take off.  I think our Keebler Elf AG is pretty against that still.

/still waiting
 
2017-11-07 08:10:47 AM  

AquaTatanka: I just want the Church of Cannabis to take off.  I think our Keebler Elf AG is pretty against that still.

/still waiting


*snert* +1f
 
2017-11-07 08:16:48 AM  

uttertosh: AquaTatanka: I just want the Church of Cannabis to take off.  I think our Keebler Elf AG is pretty against that still.

/still waiting

*snert* +1f


I'm glad it was funny but, I don't understand why.

"Toke off" may have been funnier to an American cannabis person.  Do you "take off" instead of toking in Scandinavia?

(and I found out that I'm ~7% Scandinavian genetically and now I'm a Vikings fan)
 
2017-11-07 08:29:32 AM  

AquaTatanka: uttertosh: AquaTatanka: I just want the Church of Cannabis to take off.  I think our Keebler Elf AG is pretty against that still.

/still waiting

*snert* +1f

I'm glad it was funny but, I don't understand why.

"Toke off" may have been funnier to an American cannabis person.  Do you "take off" instead of toking in Scandinavia?

(and I found out that I'm ~7% Scandinavian genetically and now I'm a Vikings fan)


Actually, It was my time in Scotland where my callcentre collegues would re-word 'getting high' into other things. Example: "When's yer flight leavin?" "Take off is 1620, weeman."

It's the elevation ref. Yes, I'm vaping some lovely kief right now. Is it that obvious?!? *gigglesnort*
 
2017-11-07 09:01:14 AM  
I bet this is there communion wafer:

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2017-11-07 09:20:36 AM  

johnny_vegas: I bet this is there communion wafer:

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Where? ;p
 
2017-11-07 10:57:09 AM  
AKA the Roman Catholic Church. It's people who think religion and alcohol don't mix who are weird.
 
2017-11-07 12:09:42 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Sorry losers, this hipster did it first

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You know Manischewitz is a thing, right?
 
2017-11-07 12:47:15 PM  

Flurching: I'm gonna start a church with booze and bacon and god. Second thoughts, forget god.


If you forget God there is no Bacon.

Kevin is 100% smoke-cured pork belly, and is therefore proof of the existence of God.
 
2017-11-07 05:02:18 PM  

BolloxReader: AKA the Roman Catholic Church. It's people who think religion and alcohol don't mix who are weird.


Came here to say this.  When I was living/working in monasteries in Ireland we had a room called something like the ceilieurlein (forgive the surely incorrect spelling, it basically translates to the celebration/party room).  It was essentially a room with comfy chairs, a music system, and a nice cabinet full of beverages and snacks.  We would retire there regularly after a long or difficult day of work and enjoy life.  I think I drank every day for 6 months or so with various clergy, religious, and lay folks when I was there.
 
2017-11-07 05:08:25 PM  

foxy_canuck: BolloxReader: AKA the Roman Catholic Church. It's people who think religion and alcohol don't mix who are weird.

Came here to say this.  When I was living/working in monasteries in Ireland we had a room called something like the ceilieurlein (forgive the surely incorrect spelling, it basically translates to the celebration/party room).  It was essentially a room with comfy chairs, a music system, and a nice cabinet full of beverages and snacks.  We would retire there regularly after a long or difficult day of work and enjoy life.  I think I drank every day for 6 months or so with various clergy, religious, and lay folks when I was there.


I went to college at a Catholic school, and I have yet to meet a more dedicated group of drinkers than the Christian Brothers who resided therein.
 
2017-11-07 07:29:58 PM  

Cagey B: foxy_canuck: BolloxReader: AKA the Roman Catholic Church. It's people who think religion and alcohol don't mix who are weird.

Came here to say this.  When I was living/working in monasteries in Ireland we had a room called something like the ceilieurlein (forgive the surely incorrect spelling, it basically translates to the celebration/party room).  It was essentially a room with comfy chairs, a music system, and a nice cabinet full of beverages and snacks.  We would retire there regularly after a long or difficult day of work and enjoy life.  I think I drank every day for 6 months or so with various clergy, religious, and lay folks when I was there.

I went to college at a Catholic school, and I have yet to meet a more dedicated group of drinkers than the Christian Brothers who resided therein.


It's either boys or the bottle, poor bastards.
 
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