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2017-11-06 04:22:37 PM  
It hurts more than a little when the Onion is more true than the actual press.
 
2017-11-06 04:25:47 PM  
You seem upset, subby.
 
2017-11-06 04:33:43 PM  

whidbey: You seem upset, subby.


Sometimes the Boobies is not the subby.
 
2017-11-06 04:35:08 PM  
Drat.  Farkers know what I mean.
 
2017-11-06 04:48:06 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: whidbey: You seem upset, subby.

Sometimes the Boobies is not the subby.


Truer words have never been written.
 
2017-11-06 05:03:02 PM  
But you don't understand, nothing COULD have been done about it because the killer wouldn't have passed a background check that was never done.

Typical Lib logic!
 
2017-11-06 05:06:38 PM  
Sure, if you're a douche
 
2017-11-06 05:14:19 PM  

Free Radical: But you don't understand, nothing COULD have been done about it because the killer wouldn't have passed a background check that was never done.

Typical Lib logic!


Well, they did say he was denied a permit for his gun which I don't get because it's Texas.

But Ha! That proves laws don't work so sexual assault is a go again. Or something.
 
2017-11-06 05:32:19 PM  
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2017-11-06 06:10:48 PM  
 
2017-11-06 06:31:36 PM  
18 months old.

Killed.

Keep it up, assbags. I hate all of you.
 
2017-11-06 06:48:07 PM  
Does this really deserve the satire tag?  Sure it's the Onion, and sure it's funny in a tragic way, but at the same time, it's so damn true.
 
2017-11-06 07:00:14 PM  

Alassra: It hurts more than a little when the Onion is more true than the actual press.


You're not kidding. I'd imagine it's surreal to write for The Onion these days, too.
 
2017-11-06 07:04:06 PM  

Alassra: It hurts more than a little when the Onion is more true than the actual press.


Jon Stewart on Crossfire
Youtube aFQFB5YpDZE


It's really depressing how the news media has gotten worse 13 years later.
 
2017-11-06 07:06:49 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Alassra: It hurts more than a little when the Onion is more true than the actual press.

[YouTube video]

It's really depressing how the news media has gotten worse 13 years later.


Also very true.
 
2017-11-06 07:28:32 PM  

BizarreMan: Does this really deserve the satire tag?  Sure it's the Onion, and sure it's funny in a tragic way, but at the same time, it's so damn true.


Well, The Onion doesn't carry the gravitas that "internet journalist" or "lifestyle blogger" or "expert" has.   Add additional quotation marks where applicable.
 
2017-11-06 09:03:04 PM  
Actually, everytime there is a mass shooting that makes national news, the Onion runs the same wording except different location and picture.
 
2017-11-06 09:07:12 PM  
Article is Pulitzer material
 
2017-11-06 10:39:00 PM  
Passersby were amazed, etc.
 
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