If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Metro)   Om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... OH MY GOD (NSFW stuff on page)   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Giggity, Vagina, orgasmic meditation, Orgasm, OM leader Nicole, Pleasure, 'a consciousness practice, yoni massage, free intro session  
•       •       •

7799 clicks; posted to Geek » on 06 Nov 2017 at 6:20 PM (36 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



53 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2017-11-06 05:08:42 PM  
Back in high school, we called that "dating."
 
2017-11-06 05:16:58 PM  
I see women finally discovered The Stranger technique
 
2017-11-06 05:18:47 PM  
Seven Minutes in Heaven, indeed.
 
2017-11-06 06:28:52 PM  
It also helps cure hysteria.
 
2017-11-06 06:34:53 PM  
Surprised article isn't by Ray De Angelo Harris.
 
2017-11-06 06:34:59 PM  
Guys, learn to find the g-spot. Your lady will thank you...
 
2017-11-06 06:35:03 PM  
Dr. Ray DeAngelo Harris is here to help.
 
2017-11-06 06:36:29 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-06 06:41:17 PM  

big pig peaches: It also helps cure hysteria.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-06 06:48:47 PM  
£500 for that? Much cheaper to just ride the washing machine during the spin cycle at home.

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-06 06:49:43 PM  
"i don't have a vagina but i'd still go"

yeah, i don't think that's the road they want to go down
 
2017-11-06 06:51:44 PM  
Can't they just use a jade egg like a normal gullible sucker?
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-06 06:53:53 PM  
Wasn't this part of the premise of the hobo movie starring Nick Nolte, Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
 
2017-11-06 06:58:13 PM  
So 500 British pounds for this class......... or $40 for a vibrator which will do the same job as good or better.

Man, there really are a lot of gullible people out there.
 
2017-11-06 07:01:35 PM  
What the actual fark. Just masturbate like everyone else, and save 500 pounds you daft twat.
 
2017-11-06 07:02:31 PM  
How is this different than prostitution?
 
2017-11-06 07:17:11 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-11-06 07:26:33 PM  

mongbiohazard: So 500 British pounds for this class......... or $40 for a vibrator which will do the same job as good or better.

Man, there really are a lot of gullible people out there.


There is a related article about a yoni *happy ending* massage that lasted 6 hours. After 6 hours the woman in the article couldn't move. Yea, I bet, I'm surprised she was able to write the article.
 
2017-11-06 07:29:39 PM  
So how is this not prostitution?

A guy goes for a massage, gets a happy ending, and gets busted.  A woman does it, and it's "holistic" .... wtf?
 
2017-11-06 07:30:01 PM  
Hey, unless you're gonna make that kind of "massage" legal for men, you ladies can just buy some fresh batteries and take care of yourselves or, (gasp! shock! horror!) offer it up once in a damned while.
 
2017-11-06 07:36:54 PM  
FTFA:
It's a programmer designed by OneTaste...

I have a feeling fingers aren't all they're offering.
 
2017-11-06 07:43:25 PM  
!Xobile
 
2017-11-06 07:47:25 PM  
This seems odd. I don't want my vagina massaged. I want the little man in the boat massaged.
 
2017-11-06 07:47:33 PM  
It's different than prostitution because fark you, heathen.
 
2017-11-06 07:58:15 PM  
Happy Ending | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube QPV7kYbpoNo


\first thing that came to mind reading the article
 
2017-11-06 08:03:44 PM  
Ha. They even link their last article on this 'new' idea from years ago. Shamelessly looking for clicks.

/Whoops, did we say "new"? Our bad.
//How about some more ad revenue anyways?
 
2017-11-06 08:20:52 PM  
Kraftwerk - Ohm Sweet Ohm
Youtube QLwEG3cdeRw
 
2017-11-06 08:44:11 PM  
I prefer an unhappy ending

Crapshots Ep432 - The Massage
Youtube cxomwH-kGs4
 
2017-11-06 08:45:12 PM  
Wasn't this one of the gags in Road to Wellsville?
 
2017-11-06 08:56:49 PM  
niklife.com.uaView Full Size
 
2017-11-06 09:01:12 PM  
Why do these things always sound like a sexual predator is just trying another way to find vulnerable women?
 
2017-11-06 09:05:13 PM  

calufrax: Why do these things always sound like a sexual predator is just trying another way to find vulnerable women?


It just sounds like horny women who want a handjob whIle pretending it's classier than a dude getting a happy ending in a massage parlor.
 
2017-11-06 09:09:01 PM  
Looks a lot fancier than the old gloryhole.

Men have it tougher.
 
2017-11-06 09:19:36 PM  

calufrax: Why do these things always sound like a sexual predator is just trying another way to find vulnerable women?


I don't think anyone is going into this with wrong expectations.
 
2017-11-06 09:31:38 PM  
So, someone saw Road To Wellville and figured they'd update it for millenials?
 
2017-11-06 09:38:03 PM  
Well, that mental image is going to disturb me every time I sit down to legit meditate for the next, oh, forever.  Like Marla showing up at Remaining Men Together in Fight Club.

/not-thinking
//how do you think of not-thinking
///non-thinking -- DAMMIT ALL TO HELL
 
2017-11-06 10:06:01 PM  

Miss5280: This seems odd. I don't want my vagina massaged. I want the little man in the boat massaged.


Whelp, Fark's profile-page server just melted.
 
2017-11-06 10:06:52 PM  
Still my erotic site
 
2017-11-06 11:35:21 PM  
But if I ask my local massage parlor I get arrested?
 
2017-11-07 01:22:14 AM  
nbc.comView Full Size
 
2017-11-07 02:51:23 AM  

almandot: But if I ask my local massage parlor I get arrested?


I too am having a difficult time understanding how this isn't considered on the same legal grounds as that all night massage parlor next to the warehouses that I never go to.
 
2017-11-07 05:11:15 AM  

Cagey B: almandot: But if I ask my local massage parlor I get arrested?

I too am having a difficult time understanding how this isn't considered on the same legal grounds as that all night massage parlor next to the warehouses that I never go to.


A better marketing department?
 
2017-11-07 07:51:43 AM  

seanpg71: How is this different than prostitution?


It's not, but since it's women getting off, that makes it ok.
 
2017-11-07 07:54:28 AM  

deadsanta: So, someone saw Road To Wellville and figured they'd update it for millenials?


Hopefully the new version is better than that crappy movie.
 
2017-11-07 09:33:45 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


Made me think of this for some reason.
 
2017-11-07 11:31:05 AM  

LadySusan: mongbiohazard: So 500 British pounds for this class......... or $40 for a vibrator which will do the same job as good or better.

Man, there really are a lot of gullible people out there.

There is a related article about a yoni *happy ending* massage that lasted 6 hours. After 6 hours the woman in the article couldn't move. Yea, I bet, I'm surprised she was able to write the article.


If I jacked off for 6 hours straight I'd probably need a nap too.
 
2017-11-07 12:11:59 PM  
i.ytimg.comView Full Size
 
2017-11-07 12:23:57 PM  

lindseyp: So how is this not prostitution?

A guy goes for a massage, gets a happy ending, and gets busted.  A woman does it, and it's "holistic" .... wtf?


Female privilege.
 
2017-11-07 12:38:47 PM  

Miss5280: This seems odd. I don't want my vagina massaged. I want the little man in the boat massaged.


I'm probably stepping in it here, but from my limited experience it's not either-or.  Some women seem to enjoy both of those things at once more than either one alone.
 
2017-11-07 12:54:33 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
Displayed 50 of 53 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report