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(NYPost)   Which one of those babes will be the next star swimsuit model? ...Ok, now that everyone is gone here is your target:you are to debate that antifa is the issue that causes shootings and trump is doing his best, good luck tovarish   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-11-06 09:21:53 AM  
Have number 2 and 3 sent to my tent.
 
2017-11-06 09:33:17 AM  
I see we found a great thread to get every one labeled a misogynist.
 
2017-11-06 09:34:58 AM  

Boo_Guy: Have number 2 and 3 sent to my tent.


Bring me 1 and 6, and 4, and...

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2017-11-06 09:47:08 AM  
Oh... the article is actually about that. Never mind then.
 
2017-11-06 11:32:03 AM  
I'm glad to see fatties making such inroads in the modeling world. Having said that, I like #4.
 
2017-11-06 11:32:05 AM  
I have a feeling Tabria Majors would be really fun in bed...
 
2017-11-06 11:35:39 AM  

Deadguy2322: I have a feeling Tabria Majors would be really fun in bed...


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2017-11-06 11:37:49 AM  
Nice to see them considering some more models with badonk-a-donk.  Thongs are wasted on flat asses.
 
2017-11-06 11:40:03 AM  

FrancoFile: Nice to see them considering some more models with badonk-a-donk.  Thongs are wasted on flat asses.


Do they accept write-ins? If so, I wanna vote for Milana Vayntrub.
 
2017-11-06 11:40:22 AM  
Yeesh.  Is this for Sports Illustrated's upcoming mom jeans edition?
 
2017-11-06 11:40:47 AM  
Being anti-facist was quite fashionable at the time.

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2017-11-06 11:41:57 AM  
What a mess of a headline.
 
2017-11-06 11:45:46 AM  
They've all gone pear-shaped.
 
2017-11-06 11:48:03 AM  
2 3 4
 
2017-11-06 11:51:39 AM  

edmo: Being anti-facist was quite fashionable at the time.

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Not as fascionable as being fascist was.
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2017-11-06 11:52:00 AM  

edmo: Being anti-facist was quite fashionable at the time.

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I think this is the better analogy:
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A totalitarian statist by any other name...
 
2017-11-06 11:54:32 AM  
I'll take them all.
 
2017-11-06 12:08:16 PM  
Bathe them, then bring them to me.
 
2017-11-06 12:09:06 PM  
Olivia and Camille. Preferably together.
 
2017-11-06 12:10:12 PM  

Shazam999: I'll take them all.


Not a one of them did a thing for me. Generic pretty white women and the black ladies were both well into the "do not want" areas on opposite ends of my preferred body types spectrum

Not one brunette? Really?
 
2017-11-06 12:12:12 PM  

Boudyro: Shazam999: I'll take them all.

Not a one of them did a thing for me. Generic pretty white women and the black ladies were both well into the "do not want" areas on opposite ends of my preferred body types spectrum

Not one brunette? Really?


Hey beggars can't be choosers.
 
2017-11-06 12:22:27 PM  
It will be the heavy black chick, because of reasons.
 
2017-11-06 12:40:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: It will be the heavy black chick, because of reasons.


It will be the short haired black girl.  1. She's the hottest.  2. She's not the fatty.  3.  Reasons.

The fatty gives them the ability to say with a straight face that they tried.
 
2017-11-06 12:45:40 PM  
I'd pick the thicker blonde.
 
2017-11-06 12:46:37 PM  
One of these is not like the others. Can you tell which?
 
2017-11-06 12:47:47 PM  
Black and fat. Just like America's next president, Oprah. Which I'd be happy with because Tabria's smile is cute as fark.
 
2017-11-06 12:48:08 PM  
6

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Her hips will allow for 10 or more children. The rest would be lucky to get three out.
 
2017-11-06 12:48:51 PM  
"Babes"?  Did I hit my head and wake up in 1985?
 
2017-11-06 01:07:30 PM  
Jordan and Fairbanks for me.
 
2017-11-06 01:09:40 PM  

Master Chemist: One of these is not like the others. Can you tell which?


Is it the blonde one?
 
2017-11-06 01:17:47 PM  
Boudyro:

Not one brunette? Really?

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2017-11-06 01:20:20 PM  
Stop trying to make fat chicks a thing, ffs.

Yes, I know mine is fat.

You don't have to make fantasies fat.
 
2017-11-06 01:20:25 PM  
2 or 5

6 wandered into the wrong room.
 
2017-11-06 01:21:29 PM  
Take t#1.
The bignose girl always tries harder.
/that's what Uncle Lenny used to say.
 
2017-11-06 01:37:27 PM  
It will be one of the black ones and most likely the fat black one because she can mark more boxes in the social justice exam (unless the skinny black one is a guy or lesbian or has a prosthetic leg (or a guy that identifies as a lesbian with a prosthetic leg), then it's a crapshoot.
 
2017-11-06 01:40:26 PM  

loki see loki do: Stop trying to make fat chicks a thing, ffs.

Yes, I know mine is fat.

You don't have to make fantasies fat.


Eh, some people really do prefer fat.
 
2017-11-06 01:45:13 PM  
I'll save you the trouble. The winner will be #2.
 
2017-11-06 01:53:10 PM  

Smackledorfer: loki see loki do: Stop trying to make fat chicks a thing, ffs.

Yes, I know mine is fat.

You don't have to make fantasies fat.

Eh, some people really do prefer fat.


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2017-11-06 02:05:55 PM  
They all tickle my fancy, for different reasons.
 
2017-11-06 02:31:44 PM  
#1, #2, #3 or #4....but they'll go with #6....a black Ashley Graham.
 
2017-11-06 02:34:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Boudyro:

Not one brunette? Really?

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bru·nette
brooˈnet/
noun
1.
a person, typically a woman, with dark brown hair.
"she's a gorgeous, green-eyed brunette"
adjective
1.
(especially of a woman or girl) having dark brown hair.
"a fresh-faced brunette woman in her thirties"

Neither of then have brown hair.
 
2017-11-06 02:36:33 PM  

Boudyro: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Boudyro:

Not one brunette? Really?

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bru·nette
brooˈnet/
noun
1.
a person, typically a woman, with dark brown hair.
"she's a gorgeous, green-eyed brunette"
adjective
1.
(especially of a woman or girl) having dark brown hair.
"a fresh-faced brunette woman in her thirties"

Neither of then have brown hair.



It's strange that we don't have a word for black-haired people, especially as they are scientifically proven to be the most attractive.
 
2017-11-06 02:49:50 PM  
Please, God, not the fat one.
 
2017-11-06 03:00:19 PM  
Antifa are terrorists and thugs.
 
2017-11-06 03:03:25 PM  

Smackledorfer: loki see loki do: Stop trying to make fat chicks a thing, ffs.

Yes, I know mine is fat.

You don't have to make fantasies fat.

Eh, some people really do prefer fat.


That would be a fetish.
 
2017-11-06 03:08:06 PM  
Ms Jordan is,in her own way, beautiful. She would be a dandy date, dynamite in bed and probably can cook to boot....

But a swimwear model, she's not.
 
2017-11-06 03:09:28 PM  

mjbok: Smackledorfer: loki see loki do: Stop trying to make fat chicks a thing, ffs.

Yes, I know mine is fat.

You don't have to make fantasies fat.

Eh, some people really do prefer fat.

That would be a fetish.


Not really, no. General body type preferences really shouldn't be lumped in with clopping and infantilism.

At least, not for the thick girl in tfa.
 
2017-11-06 03:38:51 PM  
4, then 5, then 2, then 6, then 1.
 
2017-11-06 03:50:40 PM  

DubyaHater: "Babes"?  Did I hit my head and wake up in 1985?


This. Broads don't like being called "babes".
 
2017-11-06 03:53:24 PM  
Does the big girl's doctor tell her she's at high risk for Type II diabetes or would that be misogynistic?
 
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