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2017-11-05 06:29:25 PM  
So a white male, former Air Force, lives outside San Antonio, and taught Bible School to children.

Looks like we know how these guys are being radicalized.

I demand extreme vetting of all Air Force personal before being allowed back into the United States.

I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.

Finally, I demand a freeze to all migration out of Texas until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
 
2017-11-05 06:31:12 PM  
Never trust a guy named "Devin".
 
2017-11-05 06:31:36 PM  
Is it acceptable to ship thoughts and prayers in Tupperware? Or can they just go right in the box?
 
2017-11-05 06:31:56 PM  
All he needs to do is shrug his shoulders and say "USA... Am I right?"
 
2017-11-05 06:33:39 PM  

hobbes0022: So a white male, former Air Force, lives outside San Antonio, and taught Bible School to children.

Looks like we know how these guys are being radicalized.

I demand extreme vetting of all Air Force personal before being allowed back into the United States.

I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.

Finally, I demand a freeze to all migration out of Texas until we can figure out what the hell is going on.


Almost all mass shootings are done by White men. We know they've become radicalized and are heavily armed. We need to disarm them and practice extreme vetting before we let them have firearms. Hell, take the guns away from men and let women have them. The ladies are not the ones shooting themselves or others.
 
2017-11-05 06:34:06 PM  
This is normal. - Murica
 
2017-11-05 06:34:13 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: All he needs to do is shrug his shoulders and say "USA... Am I right?"


That's going to be a little difficult without the help of a spirit medium.
 
2017-11-05 06:34:13 PM  
These lone gunman are doing a much more efficient job of killing us than Muslim radicals are.
 
2017-11-05 06:34:20 PM  

hobbes0022: So a white male, former Air Force, lives outside San Antonio, and taught Bible School to children.

Looks like we know how these guys are being radicalized.

I demand extreme vetting of all Air Force personal before being allowed back into the United States.

I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.

Finally, I demand a freeze to all migration out of Texas until we can figure out what the hell is going on.


Well at least you were able to make this about you!  Congratulations?
 
2017-11-05 06:34:44 PM  
I love the internet. Not quite super Saiyan but close enough.

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d23 [BareFark]
2017-11-05 06:35:09 PM  

fusillade762: Never trust a guy named "Devin".


Devin Miles was a good guy.
 
2017-11-05 06:35:12 PM  

fusillade762: Never trust a guy named "Devin".


I hope his middle name isn't "Wayne"
 
2017-11-05 06:35:17 PM  
Thoughts

and

prayers.
 
2017-11-05 06:35:39 PM  
Can we talk about gun violence now? Or is it still too soon?
 
2017-11-05 06:36:12 PM  
Abbott's going to speak?

Well, that's going to amount to:

-lone wolf, troubled man, had issues
-nothing could have been done to stop him
-still no need to talk about guns or mental health
-thoughts and prayers
-we need guns in church
 
2017-11-05 06:36:50 PM  
How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-11-05 06:36:51 PM  

gozar_the_destroyer: Can we talk about gun violence now? Or is it still too soon?


It will be too soon until the moment the NRA files bankruptcy and stops sending the checks.
 
2017-11-05 06:36:55 PM  
Just stopped by the NRA website. This is the first thing to read:

"The elites always protect themselves and they always protect themselves with guns. And then they lecture the American public how you shouldn't do that ... what the NRA is fighting for is reciprocity, to enforce the existing federal gun laws and to protect Americans' right to protect themselves." On Hannity, NRA Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre let Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer and their anti-gun minions know that the NRA will not tolerate their use of a tragedy in their war against the Second Amendment."

This is what perversion looks like.
 
2017-11-05 06:37:31 PM  

KodosZardoz: These lone gunman are doing a much more efficient job of killing us than Muslim radicals are.


How are the Muslim radicals any different? In the US they're almost all native-born or been here a long time, almost always male, usually in their 20s, alienated, looking to find meaning or be remembered.

It's all pissing in the same pot.
 
2017-11-05 06:37:39 PM  
Since Gregg Abbott sued obama a dozen times..
will he blame obama for this too?
 
2017-11-05 06:37:43 PM  

grumpfuff: I love the internet. Not quite super Saiyan but close enough.

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The comment this references didn't get nearly as much love as it should have.
 
2017-11-05 06:38:06 PM  

soze: How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?


I thought a dishonorable discharge disqualified you from owning firearms?
 
2017-11-05 06:38:08 PM  

August11: Just stopped by the NRA website. This is the first thing to read:

"The elites always protect themselves and they always protect themselves with guns. And then they lecture the American public how you shouldn't do that ... what the NRA is fighting for is reciprocity, to enforce the existing federal gun laws and to protect Americans' right to protect themselves." On Hannity, NRA Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre let Dianne Feinstein, Chuck Schumer and their anti-gun minions know that the NRA will not tolerate their use of a tragedy in their war against the Second Amendment."

This is what perversion looks like.


They're busy on Twitter trying to link the killer to antifa.
 
2017-11-05 06:38:34 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Abbott's going to speak?


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2017-11-05 06:38:42 PM  

hobbes0022: I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.


No one should be allowed to teach the Bible to children.
 
2017-11-05 06:39:23 PM  

fnordfocus: soze: How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?

I thought a dishonorable discharge disqualified you from owning firearms?


It does.

I just really need to know how badly this guy managed to fark up as a private.
 
2017-11-05 06:39:27 PM  
No snark. Just sad.
 
2017-11-05 06:40:09 PM  

eiger: KodosZardoz: These lone gunman are doing a much more efficient job of killing us than Muslim radicals are.

How are the Muslim radicals any different? In the US they're almost all native-born or been here a long time, almost always male, usually in their 20s, alienated, looking to find meaning or be remembered.

It's all pissing in the same pot.


Being killed by a Muslim is so much more painful and scary!
 
2017-11-05 06:40:35 PM  

eiger: KodosZardoz: These lone gunman are doing a much more efficient job of killing us than Muslim radicals are.

How are the Muslim radicals any different? In the US they're almost all native-born or been here a long time, almost always male, usually in their 20s, alienated, looking to find meaning or be remembered.

It's all pissing in the same pot.


Never said they were different. Just less efficient right now. But you are totally correct in your assessment. A-holes are the same the world over.
 
2017-11-05 06:40:39 PM  

anuran: Almost all mass shootings are done by White men. We know they've become radicalized and are heavily armed. We need to disarm them and practice extreme vetting before we let them have firearms. Hell, take the guns away from men and let women have them. The ladies are not the ones shooting themselves or others.


All mass shootings are the fault of whatever descriptive qualifiers deviate from "straight white conservative Christian American male".  That's why if the shooter is a white guy they immediately try to depict him as a liberal, atheist, or gay.  If the shooter is brown or foreign, they're content to blame that.  In the event that the shooter checks all the straight white conservative Christian male boxes, then it's "mental illness".

Basically, whatever differentiates you from him is what makes you better than him.
 
2017-11-05 06:41:14 PM  

johnny_vegas: hobbes0022: So a white male, former Air Force, lives outside San Antonio, and taught Bible School to children.

Looks like we know how these guys are being radicalized.

I demand extreme vetting of all Air Force personal before being allowed back into the United States.

I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.

Finally, I demand a freeze to all migration out of Texas until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

Well at least you were able to make this about you!  Congratulations?


Well... I am the president.
 
2017-11-05 06:41:28 PM  

kudayta: hobbes0022: I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.

No one should be allowed to teach the Bible to children.


I just found out the latest in Christian connivance. At a friend's child's middle school, they had a career day, where someone came to tell them about the bible and how it's his job to spread the word of Jesus.
 
2017-11-05 06:41:53 PM  
When are Christians going to stand up and denounce these radicals?
 
2017-11-05 06:42:21 PM  

kudayta: hobbes0022: I demand extreme vetting, and continuous physiological evaluations for anyone teaching the Bible to children.

No one should be allowed to teach the Bible to children.


That.  That right there.
 
2017-11-05 06:42:33 PM  
Trump promised to end the American Carnage. It's his fault, and I blame him directly.
 
2017-11-05 06:42:39 PM  

fnordfocus: soze: How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?

I thought a dishonorable discharge disqualified you from owning firearms?


It shoukd but I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
 
2017-11-05 06:42:39 PM  
Don't mention Go-

dammit
 
2017-11-05 06:43:11 PM  
I hope the victims signed up for the ACA. Unless, you know, bullets are preexisting conditions.

I'm seriously desensitized by all these mass shootings in America. If America haven't learned after hundreds of these incidents, America will never learn. And they can go ahead and eliminate themselves from the gene pool.
 
2017-11-05 06:43:27 PM  
I saw that Abbott deployed prayers via Twitter. I expect he will issue thoughts during the press conference.
 
2017-11-05 06:43:36 PM  
Weird how people freak out when guns are used for their intended purpose.
 
2017-11-05 06:43:56 PM  
Does the Texas governor have a uniform? What is he wearing?
 
2017-11-05 06:44:21 PM  
"shiat happens" is basically what everyone is saying.
 
2017-11-05 06:44:22 PM  

soze: How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?


You seriously screw up. He probably made it to E3 and then get busted down. Normally you shouldn't be able to screw up that many times to get demoted and stay in. Could of been a variety of things that would get you jail time in the real world. Fastest route to being ex military is a DUI related charge.

snaps of his FB and twitter pages reads like one of those guys how made their time in sound great to everyone, but leaves out that they dragged ass the entire time, and in his case, got canned for doing something.
 
2017-11-05 06:44:34 PM  

Null Pointer: fnordfocus: soze: How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?

I thought a dishonorable discharge disqualified you from owning firearms?

It shoukd but I'm pretty sure it doesn't.


It does. It's nearly always in the same list as 'felony conviction' when it comes to barring people from owning, buying, getting a permit to carry concealed, etc.
 
2017-11-05 06:44:54 PM  
Thoughts and prayers are just not working, we need to step it up a notch...

Thoughts, prayers, and mindfulness.

That should do it.
 
2017-11-05 06:45:13 PM  
kayanlau:
I'm seriously desensitized by all these mass shootings in America. If America haven't learned after hundreds of these incidents, America will never learn. And they can go ahead and eliminate themselves from the gene pool.

Aren't we all?  20 dead children didn't change a thing.  50 dead revellers at a gay night club didn't.  Nearly 60 dead at a country music concert didn't.  It's background noise.  'Murica!
 
2017-11-05 06:45:15 PM  
The important thing to remember is that absolutely nothing could have been done whatsoever to prevent this, and that you're the real mass shooter for suggesting otherwise.
 
2017-11-05 06:45:18 PM  
What ever you do....don't go to Breitbart and read the comments

you will weep for humanity
 
2017-11-05 06:45:24 PM  

kayanlau: I hope the victims signed up for the ACA. Unless, you know, bullets are preexisting conditions.

I'm seriously desensitized by all these mass shootings in America. If America haven't learned after hundreds of these incidents, America will never learn. And they can go ahead and eliminate themselves from the gene pool.


Problem is they're going to take half the world with them when they do.
 
2017-11-05 06:45:53 PM  

fnordfocus: soze: How do you stay an E1 for 4 years and then get bounced on a dishonorable discharge?

I thought a dishonorable discharge disqualified you from owning firearms?


Hence the beauty of gun shows...sigh.
 
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