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(Independent)   "Hey, I want to buy some kiwis." "Are you under 25? I'm going to need to see some ID" "Oh, shiat" *runs*   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
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2017-11-05 04:30:00 AM  
That's ageist, you'll be hearing from my lawyer!

/Mr. Hutz Esq.
 
2017-11-05 07:31:26 AM  
if they can't throw the fruit, they'll just give him the bird instead
 
2017-11-05 08:00:01 AM  
Apparently some people can't tell the difference between a Kiwi and a kiwi fruit. The Kiwi has a beak and the person who calls the fruit a Kiwi is a Dick.
Look it up
 
2017-11-05 08:07:32 AM  
Well now he'll just get his ass kicked by a New Zealander.
 
2017-11-05 08:09:59 AM  

Sydney Bridges: Apparently some people can't tell the difference between a Kiwi and a kiwi fruit. The Kiwi has a beak and the person who calls the fruit a Kiwi is a Dick.
Look it up


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/I wouldn't recommend it
 
2017-11-05 08:18:41 AM  

Sydney Bridges: Apparently some people can't tell the difference between a Kiwi and a kiwi fruit. The Kiwi has a beak and the person who calls the fruit a Kiwi is a Dick.
Look it up


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2017-11-05 08:28:47 AM  

Sydney Bridges: Apparently some people can't tell the difference between a Kiwi and a kiwi fruit. The Kiwi has a beak and the person who calls the fruit a Kiwi is a Dick.
Look it up


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2017-11-05 08:46:36 AM  

Summoner101: Sydney Bridges: Apparently some people can't tell the difference between a Kiwi and a kiwi fruit. The Kiwi has a beak and the person who calls the fruit a Kiwi is a Dick.
Look it up

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EXACTLY!
 
2017-11-05 10:32:50 AM  
At least it wasn't Mentos (NSFW language).


Or jelly beans.
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2017-11-05 01:13:13 PM  
Flight of the Conchords - Apple, Banana, Racism
Youtube i3HokGUffcU
 
2017-11-05 01:28:05 PM  

divx88: [YouTube video]


I feel a Murray poster coming on...

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2017-11-05 04:54:33 PM  

iron de havilland: divx88: [YouTube video]

I feel a Murray poster coming on...

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Thanks for this
 
2017-11-05 05:18:03 PM  

xraygun: iron de havilland: divx88: [YouTube video]

I feel a Murray poster coming on...

[www.anorak.co.uk image 650x367]

Thanks for this


Gotta love the Conchords.
 
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