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2017-11-04 11:24:56 PM  
Kate Upton is a Yankee fan at heart? I wonder how she felt when her husband kicked their ass with inpunity.
 
2017-11-05 01:11:30 AM  
If Kate Upton is ever catching anything I threw, it was a good day.
 
2017-11-05 01:12:41 AM  
Nice!  Here's wishing them happiness and health and all that other good stuff.
 
2017-11-05 01:25:01 AM  
They had lots of sex afterwards.
 
2017-11-05 01:52:03 AM  
For all we know, Justin could be catching for Kate, IYKWIMAITYD.
 
2017-11-05 01:55:09 AM  
Let us all pray for a sex tape.
 
2017-11-05 02:17:59 AM  
She's been catching him in the bullpen long enough. Glad to see she finally made it to the big leagues.
 
2017-11-05 02:38:34 AM  

Brawndo: For all we know, Justin could be catching for Kate, IYKWIMAITYD.


....

I think I would let Kate Upton peg me.
 
2017-11-05 02:39:38 AM  
All jokes aside, Justin is having quite a week.

And Tigers fans... still in Detroit.

/farking Red Wings...
 
2017-11-05 02:43:06 AM  
Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?
 
2017-11-05 02:48:04 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?


No. Just sit back and watch some more Columbo grandpa.
 
2017-11-05 03:21:19 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?


This should be on the Sports tab only.
 
2017-11-05 03:57:40 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Let us all pray for a sex tape.


Somebody hasn't been paying attention.
 
2017-11-05 05:17:19 AM  
Kate Upton, the Yoko Ono of the Houston Astros.

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2017-11-05 05:30:14 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?


She's only the most popular singer in the world.

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2017-11-05 05:37:14 AM  

Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

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I thought she was that kind girl that lived in the attic.
 
2017-11-05 05:42:46 AM  

Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

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I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.
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2017-11-05 05:45:09 AM  
He puts his penus in her vagene
 
2017-11-05 06:03:16 AM  

philodough: I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.


They may look strange to you, but I'd be happy to see them wrapped around my head.

/reported
 
2017-11-05 06:46:10 AM  
I liek her becos she haz de beeg boobies!

YEAH!
 
2017-11-05 06:47:36 AM  

Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

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Does she cover Uptown Girl?
 
2017-11-05 07:06:00 AM  

philodough: Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

[i.imgur.com image 700x1130]

I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.
[img.fark.net image 425x294]


No gams,
 
2017-11-05 07:30:56 AM  
Kate Upton Happy Easter Commercial for LOVE Magazine Peter Cottontail
Youtube DO-mhcK-yIM
 
2017-11-05 07:32:21 AM  

Close2TheEdge: I liek her becos she haz de beeg boobies!

YEAH!


i am not trying to be all studman, but she isn't all that. she is like one of the girls on your(mine) high school cheerleading squad and like the 5th or 6th best looking out of 12.
 
2017-11-05 08:08:53 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Close2TheEdge: I liek her becos she haz de beeg boobies!

YEAH!

i am not trying to be all studman, but she isn't all that. she is like one of the girls on your(mine) high school cheerleading squad and like the 5th or 6th best looking out of 12.


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2017-11-05 08:13:19 AM  
I've never seen her wrestle, but I'd love to see her box.
 
2017-11-05 08:21:17 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Let us all pray for a sex tape.


They were part of the first Fappening leak. Little to no chance they put ANYTHING on tape again.
 
2017-11-05 08:23:52 AM  

philodough: Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

[i.imgur.com image 700x1130]

I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.
[img.fark.net image 425x294]


I love to go swimming with bow legged women, and swim between their legs
swim between their legs
swim between their legs. -Colonel Potter.
 
2017-11-05 08:31:07 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Let us all pray for a sex tape.


It would be quick and efficient without any excessive leg or arm movement.
 
2017-11-05 08:33:22 AM  

lack of warmth: philodough: Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

[i.imgur.com image 700x1130]

I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.
[img.fark.net image 425x294]

I love to go swimming with bow legged women, and swim between their legs
swim between their legs
swim between their legs. -Colonel Potter.


It's really surprising how often that little ditty get into my head. No I have to go mow the lawn while mumbling it under my breath. Thanks.
 
2017-11-05 08:57:55 AM  

philodough: Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

[i.imgur.com image 700x1130]

I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.
[img.fark.net image 425x294]


Her whole body is weird looking.  If she didn't have tits bigger than her head, nobody would even know who she is.
 
2017-11-05 09:05:03 AM  

philodough: Wellon Dowd: rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?

She's only the most popular singer in the world.

[i.imgur.com image 700x1130]

I really have no idea what it is, but those are just some weird looking legs.
[img.fark.net image 425x294]


Look, take it from someone whose favorite cousin has been bedridden for the past three years by multiple sclerosis, the only concern that Kate Upton should have about her legs is that they work.
 
2017-11-05 09:39:41 AM  
Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.
 
2017-11-05 09:40:14 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Close2TheEdge: I liek her becos she haz de beeg boobies!

YEAH!

i am not trying to be all studman, but she isn't all that. she is like one of the girls on your(mine) high school cheerleading squad and like the 5th or 6th best looking out of 12.


So you're saying she's not up to your standards, but you're not a studman. Riiiight.
 
2017-11-05 09:46:11 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Um, who?  and who?
And I should know either of these people?


Yeah, right.
 
2017-11-05 09:50:12 AM  

jaylectricity: Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.


Nothing wrong with that. Considering he's a successful, wealthy, professional athlete, for all we know he already did everything he wanted to do as a single guy before getting married.
 
2017-11-05 09:52:46 AM  

AntonChigger: jaylectricity: Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.

Nothing wrong with that. Considering he's a successful, wealthy, professional athlete, for all we know he already did everything he wanted to do as a single guy before getting married.


How the f*ck do you figure that? His entire life has been dedicated to becoming a professional baseball player. I doubt he's done even 10% of what he'd ever want to do.
 
2017-11-05 09:56:53 AM  
And if verlander was some farmer or some cubicle warrior, I am so sure she would want him as much!
 
2017-11-05 10:06:54 AM  

jaylectricity: AntonChigger: jaylectricity: Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.

Nothing wrong with that. Considering he's a successful, wealthy, professional athlete, for all we know he already did everything he wanted to do as a single guy before getting married.

How the f*ck do you figure that? His entire life has been dedicated to becoming a professional baseball player. I doubt he's done even 10% of what he'd ever want to do.


Your speculation is wrong, my speculation is correct.
 
2017-11-05 10:14:16 AM  

max_pooper: jaylectricity: AntonChigger: jaylectricity: Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.

Nothing wrong with that. Considering he's a successful, wealthy, professional athlete, for all we know he already did everything he wanted to do as a single guy before getting married.

How the f*ck do you figure that? His entire life has been dedicated to becoming a professional baseball player. I doubt he's done even 10% of what he'd ever want to do.

Your speculation is wrong, my speculation is correct.


I know, right?

My speculation is based on history and stats. There's a very slim chance a 23 year old man has chosen the right woman to marry right now. He may have found his future wife, but locking that down right now is ridiculous.
 
2017-11-05 10:14:52 AM  
Go Monarchs
 
2017-11-05 10:18:47 AM  

jaylectricity: max_pooper: jaylectricity: AntonChigger: jaylectricity: Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.

Nothing wrong with that. Considering he's a successful, wealthy, professional athlete, for all we know he already did everything he wanted to do as a single guy before getting married.

How the f*ck do you figure that? His entire life has been dedicated to becoming a professional baseball player. I doubt he's done even 10% of what he'd ever want to do.

Your speculation is wrong, my speculation is correct.

I know, right?

My speculation is based on history and stats. There's a very slim chance a 23 year old man has chosen the right woman to marry right now. He may have found his future wife, but locking that down right now is ridiculous.


No. You're speculation is wrong, my speculation is correct.
 
2017-11-05 10:22:34 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Kate Upton is a Yankee fan at heart? I wonder how she felt when her husband kicked their ass with inpunity.


Maybe I'm missing the joke or the reference, but why would Upton be a Yankee fan?  She's from Michigan.
 
2017-11-05 10:22:38 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Close2TheEdge: I liek her becos she haz de beeg boobies!

YEAH!

i am not trying to be all studman, but she isn't all that. she is like one of the girls on your(mine) high school cheerleading squad and like the 5th or 6th best looking out of 12.


You had a very different cheerleading squad than I did.
/queue jokes about switching to AstroTurf
 
2017-11-05 10:54:16 AM  

SirEattonHogg: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Kate Upton is a Yankee fan at heart? I wonder how she felt when her husband kicked their ass with inpunity.

Maybe I'm missing the joke or the reference, but why would Upton be a Yankee fan?  She's from Michigan.


Because it said so in the article.
 
2017-11-05 11:00:09 AM  

jaylectricity: Good for him. He's a good age to get married and he bagged a hottie.

Now let's talk about his teammate who proposed to his girlfriend at 23 years old. Dude is going to have so many regrets.


I can't go into too much detail, but I have a friend who was around them after game 5. Supposedly, Upton has him completely p-whipped. Like, won't even let him order his own food and drinks.

He is not going to be a happy man.
 
2017-11-05 11:35:20 AM  
Wait- since when is she an "actress?"
 
2017-11-05 12:10:35 PM  

thehobbes: Wait- since when is she an "actress?"


IMDB for Kate Upton
 
2017-11-05 12:32:23 PM  
Can't even rickroll in peace, so I guess I'll add to the discussion...

She has nice tits
 
2017-11-05 02:32:04 PM  

puckrock2000: thehobbes: Wait- since when is she an "actress?"

IMDB for Kate Upton


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