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(Motorsport)   It's time for some Saturday Night Boogity, as the NASCAR Xfinity Series brings us the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300, at the Texas Motor Speedway. 8:30pm on NBCSN   ( motorsport.com) divider line
    More: Live, Yates Racing, Texas Motor Speedway, best qualifying effort, Poole trails Sadler, Elliott Sadler, Richard Petty Motorsports, William Byron, Brennan Poole  
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2017-11-04 08:39:45 PM  
If this goes green, yay!
Of not, at least I tried.

Either way, boogity
 
2017-11-04 08:42:37 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If this goes green, yay!
Of not, at least I tried.

Either way, boogity


Just a simple request to use the "Live" tag in the future. Makes it easier for us to spot in the queue.
 
2017-11-04 08:48:37 PM  
Kenesth sounds a little bitter
 
2017-11-04 08:49:33 PM  
Yay racing not on Sunday against the NFL!
...oh wait, this is the JV.
 
2017-11-04 08:50:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If this goes green, yay!
Of not, at least I tried.

Either way, boogity

Just a simple request to use the "Live" tag in the future. Makes it easier for us to spot in the queue.


Will do!
 
2017-11-04 08:52:40 PM  
I tuned in just in time to see the 3 spin.  Nice timing
 
2017-11-04 08:53:09 PM  
And of course I had to pick up mom from dialysis right as the race was starting
 
2017-11-04 09:10:00 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Bathia_Mapes: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: If this goes green, yay!
Of not, at least I tried.

Either way, boogity

Just a simple request to use the "Live" tag in the future. Makes it easier for us to spot in the queue.

Will do!


Thanks!

Much appreciated
 
2017-11-04 09:10:21 PM  
Ok, I'm here.

What'd I miss?
 
2017-11-04 09:12:11 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Ok, I'm here.

What'd I miss?


A horrible anthem.
 
2017-11-04 09:13:22 PM  
Sh*tty timing for Reed
 
2017-11-04 09:14:09 PM  
Jones manages to not Jones stage 1
 
2017-11-04 09:14:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Sh*tty timing for Reed


if you gotta go, you gotta go
 
2017-11-04 09:21:13 PM  
Stone Cold is selling Kawasakis.

That's a real thing.

.....huh
 
2017-11-04 09:22:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Stone Cold is selling Kawasakis.

That's a real thing.

.....huh


it's a real stunner
 
2017-11-04 09:24:49 PM  
he's ruched
 
2017-11-04 09:26:30 PM  
 that really was Madison Rising level anthem.
 
2017-11-04 09:29:13 PM  
Average age of the Championship drivers is 26.

When I was 26, I was still trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life.

Of course, now that I'm in my 40s, I've given that up and have just accepted that life happens no matter what you want.
 
2017-11-04 09:31:40 PM  
Other Jones Jonses
 
2017-11-04 09:32:00 PM  
rainx car got too slippery
 
2017-11-04 09:33:30 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Average age of the Championship drivers is 26.

When I was 26, I was still trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life.

Of course, now that I'm in my 40s, I've given that up and have just accepted that life happens no matter what you want.


 When i was 26, i was in the 6th year of my Navy hitch, splitting time between Faslane, Scotland and an undisclosed location somewhere 750 feet under the North Atlantic doing our best impression of a hole in the water.

/We Hide With Pride
 
2017-11-04 09:35:08 PM  
Actually,  my 8th and final year in the Navy before i got medically discharged.
 
2017-11-04 09:36:02 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Average age of the Championship drivers is 26.

When I was 26, I was still trying to figure out what I wanted to do with my life.

Of course, now that I'm in my 40s, I've given that up and have just accepted that life happens no matter what you want.

 When i was 26, i was in the 6th year of my Navy hitch, splitting time between Faslane, Scotland and an undisclosed location somewhere 750 feet under the North Atlantic doing our best impression of a hole in the water.

/We Hide With Pride


Hell, my time in the Army had been over for a few years by that point.
 
2017-11-04 09:47:37 PM  
bell not going to get a chance to wreck someone for the win this week
 
2017-11-04 09:48:04 PM  
While we're away....
 
2017-11-04 09:52:09 PM  
Punt Cubert, Dammit. You know you want to...

/bonus points tonight for punting Asshat on the way to the front
 
2017-11-04 10:08:17 PM  
How long until a caution kills Blaney's lead?
 
2017-11-04 10:10:56 PM  
Gray Gaulding is out??

Dammit, he was one of my starters tonight!
 
2017-11-04 10:11:49 PM  
Another one bites the dust
 
2017-11-04 10:12:20 PM  
trying to do some flag burning on the apron with the 74
 
2017-11-04 10:19:15 PM  
not-so-clever lupton
 
2017-11-04 10:19:19 PM  
Luptpn screws upton
 
2017-11-04 10:50:01 PM  
Said it before, sayin it again:

Using John Cena's music in a commercial guarantees I'll never buy a Toyota.

Just like he so often does, they no-sold me
 
2017-11-04 10:59:25 PM  
koch blocking
 
2017-11-04 11:00:54 PM  
I wonder if Blaney has it in him to take the win
 
2017-11-04 11:01:03 PM  
lap traffic driving like idiots
 
2017-11-04 11:01:54 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I wonder if Blaney has it in him to take the win


Nope. Lap traffic is keeping him in 2nd.

JONES WINS
 
2017-11-04 11:04:46 PM  
If you gotta have a blowout, doing it in the victory burnout is pretty good timing.
 
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