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2017-11-03 04:48:34 AM  
It looks like Patrick Stewart has fallen on hard times. (NSFW)
 
2017-11-03 06:43:46 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It looks like Patrick Stewart has fallen on hard times. (NSFW)


I wasn't going to click the link

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2017-11-03 07:12:42 AM  
That's great!!! Advertising for pron, that is.
 
2017-11-03 07:14:01 AM  
This week's Gaming Thread is getting off to a good start.
 
2017-11-03 07:31:33 AM  
Games where you kill the ever-loving shiat out of everyone still A-OK.
 
2017-11-03 07:34:05 AM  

TommyDeuce: Games where you kill the ever-loving shiat out of everyone still A-OK.


People are weird.
 
2017-11-03 07:36:49 AM  
There are so many that I didn't even realize there was a rule against it.
 
2017-11-03 07:46:03 AM  
But all the VNs Value posts are edited before uploading ...go figure.
 
2017-11-03 07:48:51 AM  
Where is all this porn on steam hiding?  Asking for a friend.
 
2017-11-03 07:49:38 AM  
There are many games with nudity, and there are also games with sex scenes as well, including really popular titles, so it's all rather confusing and I don't know exactly where the line is."

Then you are a farking retard. Unfortunately, in the era of Unity and Unreal Engine any moron can drag-and-drop a 'game'.
 
2017-11-03 07:51:41 AM  
You think Steam is bad, wander over to Patreon for a bit...
 
2017-11-03 07:58:13 AM  
And this is bad because...

(aside from the 'disable your adblocker' bullshiat.  For all I was able to read the author thinks this is the greatest thing since sliced bread)
 
2017-11-03 08:06:33 AM  
sounds like these producers need to make a game hosting service steamier then what valve is offering that allows them to push these games.
 
2017-11-03 08:14:11 AM  
Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?
 
2017-11-03 08:18:12 AM  

tarnok: Where is all this porn on steam hiding?  Asking for a friend.


Pornhub.
 
2017-11-03 08:20:12 AM  

ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?


The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.
 
2017-11-03 08:22:34 AM  

duckpoopy: There are many games with nudity, and there are also games with sex scenes as well, including really popular titles, so it's all rather confusing and I don't know exactly where the line is."

Then you are a farking retard. Unfortunately, in the era of Unity and Unreal Engine any moron can drag-and-drop a 'game'.


There are many meals with roast beef, and there are also means with sandwiches as well, including really popular dishes, so it's all rather confusing

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and I don't know exactly where the line is.
 
2017-11-03 08:23:43 AM  

max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.


I'm no prude, but those screenshots are gross.
 
2017-11-03 08:24:40 AM  

max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.


Plus unrealistic boobs probably sell better.
Don't forget: the success of Lara Croft was due to a programmer mixing up a decimal place.
 
2017-11-03 08:35:56 AM  

max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.


This is...accurate.
 
2017-11-03 08:36:04 AM  

ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?


In real time?  Yeah.  Not as hard as long hair or non-skintight clothes though.

Come to think of it, Captain Picard is probably the easiest character there is to render.
 
2017-11-03 08:46:45 AM  

Gordon Bennett: It looks like Patrick Stewart has fallen on hard times. (NSFW)


All that hair, but shaves his balls... For the ladies.
 
2017-11-03 08:49:39 AM  

duckpoopy: There are many games with nudity, and there are also games with sex scenes as well, including really popular titles, so it's all rather confusing and I don't know exactly where the line is."

Then you are a farking retard. Unfortunately, in the era of Unity and Unreal Engine any moron can drag-and-drop a 'game'.


What they want to know is exactly where the line is drawn down so they can make a drag-and-drop asset flipped game that meets that line and is in no way easily moddable by the "community" to make it more explicit and therefore sell better.

This is the problem of ratings systems is that if you don't allow context then it is far too stupid but if you allow context then you can get people trying to manipulate ambiguity. Nudity and sex in the context of healthy consenting relationships should have lower ratings than nudity and sex mixed in with violence and/or exploitation.
 
2017-11-03 09:00:22 AM  

6nome: max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.

I'm no prude, but those screenshots are gross.


It's like someone took a bunch of zombie assets, cleaned up the blood then snapped in some boners, and called it a game.
 
2017-11-03 09:19:01 AM  

Norfolking Chance: duckpoopy: There are many games with nudity, and there are also games with sex scenes as well, including really popular titles, so it's all rather confusing and I don't know exactly where the line is."

Then you are a farking retard. Unfortunately, in the era of Unity and Unreal Engine any moron can drag-and-drop a 'game'.

What they want to know is exactly where the line is drawn down so they can make a drag-and-drop asset flipped game that meets that line and is in no way easily moddable by the "community" to make it more explicit and therefore sell better.

This is the problem of ratings systems is that if you don't allow context then it is far too stupid but if you allow context then you can get people trying to manipulate ambiguity. Nudity and sex in the context of healthy consenting relationships should have lower ratings than nudity and sex mixed in with violence and/or exploitation.


There should be a "relationship simulator" devised by the Marriage Counselor's Association where the endgame is
Porch Pals
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2017-11-03 09:19:59 AM  
Oh, by the way, if you H-game developers on Fark are listening, we need more games with rapey slimes.  The H-game market has clearly not filled this niche.  You can never have enough rapey slimes.
 
2017-11-03 09:20:46 AM  

Fano: There should be a "relationship simulator" devised by the Marriage Counselor's Association where the endgame is
[YouTube video]


jesus christ this is like the dark souls of marriage counseling
 
2017-11-03 09:23:37 AM  

6nome: max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.

I'm no prude, but those screenshots are gross.


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2017-11-03 09:25:51 AM  
It was only a matter of time before GabeN decided he wanted in on that filthy nukige money. I just don't know why they're being so coy about it. Once you start selling ONEONE1 games you're pretty much making a statement about the content you're willing to sell, "censored" or not.

/what?
 
2017-11-03 09:26:45 AM  

Foolkiller: 6nome: max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.

I'm no prude, but those screenshots are gross.

[i.kinja-img.com image 800x450] I agree


Dat font.
 
2017-11-03 09:28:55 AM  

loonatic112358: sounds like these producers need to make a game hosting service steamier then what valve is offering that allows them to push these games.


Those exist, the problem (for the developers) is that they have a fraction of the market that Steam does. That's why they're trying to slip porn onto Steam knowing full well it will be taken down.
 
2017-11-03 09:31:04 AM  

duckpoopy: There are many games with nudity, and there are also games with sex scenes as well, including really popular titles, so it's all rather confusing and I don't know exactly where the line is."

Then you are a farking retard. Unfortunately, in the era of Unity and Unreal Engine any moron can drag-and-drop a 'game'.


Seems like a smart cash grab. Create porn game, upload it for $100, get sales, month later it gets pulled. No refunds issued, no need to rerelease. The article states that a few of these game creators have no website or presence.
 
2017-11-03 09:31:48 AM  
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max_pooper: ChrisDe: Is it that difficult to render a realistic boob?

The guys who play these games have no idea what a real boob looks like.


No one look at Nexus mods for Skyrim..
 
2017-11-03 10:49:59 AM  

facepalm.jpg: loonatic112358: sounds like these producers need to make a game hosting service steamier then what valve is offering that allows them to push these games.

Those exist, the problem (for the developers) is that they have a fraction of the market that Steam does. That's why they're trying to slip porn onto Steam knowing full well it will be taken down.


I mean, skipping it in unnoticed is likely an achievement in these games as a player... Why can't the developer get some of that action?
 
2017-11-03 11:01:46 AM  

LoneVVolf: You think Steam is bad, wander over to Patreon for a bit...


Recent crackdown, or at least on what is visible to non-patrons. Quite a few were taken down until the creators redid their main pages.
 
2017-11-03 11:14:16 AM  
I was always curious if anyone had actually ever made a good porn game.  As in a game that would actually be fun to play without the porn.
 
2017-11-03 11:34:26 AM  
boycott fark discussion threads where the article is on a paywalled site.
 
2017-11-03 11:43:54 AM  

SavageWombat: I was always curious if anyone had actually ever made a good porn game.  As in a game that would actually be fun to play without the porn.


Has Project Tingler been released yet?
 
2017-11-03 12:00:23 PM  

Kurohone: And this is bad because...

(aside from the 'disable your adblocker' bullshiat.  For all I was able to read the author thinks this is the greatest thing since sliced bread)


Cancel the load after it loads but before it figures out you're using an ad-blocker.
 
2017-11-03 12:20:04 PM  

Harlee: boycott fark discussion threads where the article is on a paywalled site.


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2017-11-03 12:45:44 PM  

Kurohone: And this is bad because...

(aside from the 'disable your adblocker' bullshiat.  For all I was able to read the author thinks this is the greatest thing since sliced bread)


If a game can only be sold for the limited time it takes Steam to remove it, you've created an ideal condition for a lemon market.  If they are selling anything but crap (yea, right) now, it will get lost in the heap of crap that will outcompete/threadshait it.
 
2017-11-03 12:55:06 PM  

SavageWombat: I was always curious if anyone had actually ever made a good porn game.  As in a game that would actually be fun to play without the porn.


define "good porn game".  Is <insert genre here> with boobs in that category?  Than probably yes.  If just standalone fark simulator, maybe?

Like huniepop(sp?) is bejeweled with boobs.

Do naked mods count?  Cause technically it turns something like Skyrim (as someone mentioned above and I think also in the article) into porn.
 
2017-11-03 01:16:50 PM  

Gordon Bennett: It looks like Patrick Stewart has fallen on hard times. (NSFW)


Looks like a game an alt right person who says cuck all the time would make.

All that's missing is a crying white guy cranking it in the corner.
 
2017-11-03 01:25:00 PM  

SavageWombat: I was always curious if anyone had actually ever made a good porn game.  As in a game that would actually be fun to play without the porn.


I've played a couple visual novels, one of which was transparently mostly for fapping (Neko Kawaigari), and they were a lot of fun. Gal Gun is too tame to be called porn but it's pretty good. I think the Japanese have been making various types of porny games in varying quality for a while now, just nobody else has really done it. Heck, Katawa Shoujo was even pretty good.

AAA titles they are not. I don't think anyone has truly integrated sex simulation into any game with that level of production. Story depth wise, lots of visual novels are very good, but gameplay is not the same.
 
2017-11-03 01:49:02 PM  

Quantumbunny: skipping


So close...
 
2017-11-03 02:47:24 PM  
So here we are, ten years later, and Valve still can't figure out that a total lack of quality control has turned their brand into a total joke.

They used to make Half Life and Left4Dead. Now it's just cheap boners.
 
2017-11-03 03:18:36 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Gordon Bennett: It looks like Patrick Stewart has fallen on hard times. (NSFW)

Looks like a game an alt right person who says cuck all the time would make.

All that's missing is a crying white guy cranking it in the corner.


The crying faping guy is on the other side of the monitor .
 
2017-11-03 04:41:53 PM  
Why's the author's name so familiar?
 
2017-11-03 05:33:39 PM  

loonatic112358: sounds like these producers need to make a game hosting service steamier then what valve is offering that allows them to push these games.


Shiat, why doesn't Valve just launch an adults-only (as close as you can get with a credit card for age verification, anyway) addition to the service called Steamier and make money off this junk?
 
2017-11-03 05:36:39 PM  

Cry Hentai And Release The Tentacles of War!: loonatic112358: sounds like these producers need to make a game hosting service steamier then what valve is offering that allows them to push these games.

Shiat, why doesn't Valve just launch an adults-only (as close as you can get with a credit card for age verification, anyway) addition to the service called Steamier and make money off this junk?


that would upset the lazy parents who don't pay attention to what the kids are doing
 
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