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(Wisconsin State Journal)   If you've been waiting for a 27-foot wiener with GPS capabilities, a V-8 engine, trunk space and seating for six, your dreams have come true   ( divider line
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2004-06-02 08:49:11 AM  
Oooh yeah, that's my dream car!

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2004-06-02 08:55:38 AM  
you've been waiting for a 27-foot weiner with gps capabiliies, a V-8 engine, trunk space and seating for six,

I don't need all that.
Flowers occasionally and the ability to put the socks in the hamper would be more than enough..
2004-06-02 09:00:08 AM  
anything over 18 feet is just showing off.
2004-06-02 09:27:36 AM  
Unfortunately, my wiener only has seating for one. But it's a remarkably rough ride.
2004-06-02 10:02:26 AM  
Oh I wish I could use the Wienermobile in my wedding.

You know, I am all for non-typical weddings, but this is just stupid. It's the kind of idea the one guy or gal every knows, the one who everyone says 'marches to his/her own drummer' but is really like every other wacky douchebag with red Chuck Taylors quoting Dave Chappelle, would think of.
2004-06-02 10:09:02 AM  
How many weenermobiles have there been? Many years ago I was driving through Knoxville and came up behind one. I turned to my cousin, who was riding shotgun, and said "I do believe we are behind a giant weenie."

Then I passed the thing, and sure enough, a weenie it was.

My cousin turned to me and said "yup."

He never was much for words.
2004-06-02 10:38:51 AM  
I would use it to sell crack cocaine. The cops would never suspect someone in a huge hotdog car to be selling crack.
2004-06-02 10:43:23 AM  
i would get it out on the highway and see what it can do, and at what speed fiberglass wiener body mouldings start flying off.
2004-06-02 11:19:47 AM  
Where's the 'Weeners' tag?
2004-06-02 11:20:32 AM  
Guy Incognito- "at what speed fiberglass wiener body mouldings start flying off. "

Fiberglass wiener body moulding start flying off at about third base, I've never actually made it to home plate wearing them...or wait, that's different.
2004-06-02 11:21:41 AM  
Are its pipes open to full production? *wink*
2004-06-02 11:22:55 AM  
27 feet? That's about right.

/I'd drive it
2004-06-02 11:23:14 AM  
My bolongie has a first name, it's M-A-S-S-I-V-E; my bolognie has a second name, it's P-E-E-N-E-R.

Oh, I love to offer it every day; and if you ask me why, I'll saaaaaaaaaaaay: 'cause Massive Peener has a way of pleasuring all the girls in the USA !

2004-06-02 11:24:14 AM  
I rode in the Weinermobile once. It was very exciting.

And I met Granpa Al Munster that same day.
2004-06-02 11:25:29 AM  
I dare someone to keep that puppy at 25 and head up the 101. hee hee
2004-06-02 11:26:05 AM  
2004-06-02 11:27:55 AM  
2004-06-02 11:28:59 AM  
I wonder if anyone has ever gotten a picture of the wienermobile going into a tunnel. I would like a poster of that to put on the wall above my bed.
2004-06-02 11:30:01 AM  
Where's the WEENERS tag?
2004-06-02 11:30:22 AM  
I used to see the Weinermobile driving around the FSU campus a lot, for some reason.
I also saw the original '60's Batmobile when Joe Piscopo rented it for his son's birthday.
2004-06-02 11:30:23 AM  
Every bride wants to brag about the 27 weinie they had on their wedding nite ;-)
2004-06-02 11:30:26 AM  
What's wrong with Chappell???
2004-06-02 11:31:03 AM  

I recall at my highschool, the girls' soccer team won some sort of contest or had some sort of connections that allowed them all to be driven to the prom in a Weinermobile. Talk of the town, highlight of their highschool careers, blah blah blah. It was all anybody could talk about for weeks. They even got little Weinermobile shaped whistles. To this day, I can't rid my mind of the shrill cry of somebody blowing a Weinermobile whistle.
2004-06-02 11:32:18 AM  
"We always get requests, 'Oh I wish I could use the Wienermobile in my wedding,' " said Oscar Mayer Foods spokeswoman Sarah Delea.


Best. Quote. Ever.
2004-06-02 11:35:30 AM  
"I wonder if anyone has ever gotten a picture of the wienermobile going into a tunnel. I would like a poster of that to put on the wall above my bed."
AHahahahaha. That was great.

Where my size queens at?
2004-06-02 11:35:51 AM  
Some fun things to do with the weiner mobile.

1. In your will ask to use it as the Hearse in your funeral procession.
2. Valet Park it
3. Attend a PETA, Vegan, or lesbian meeting/rally in it. (If they have such a thing)
4. Take pictures of it entering various tunnels/overpasses
5. Follow a bus route and pick up passengers
6. Drive-in movie
7. Drive so erratically that you get pulled over. Inform the cop that the doughnut mobile should be following shortly.
2004-06-02 11:36:03 AM  
That's a weener!
2004-06-02 11:36:14 AM  
Do they even make Chuck Taylors anymore?

/it's funny because your old
2004-06-02 11:36:49 AM  
Wiener is misspelled in the headline.

/would have accepted "weener" if it was accompanied by the tag
2004-06-02 11:37:24 AM  
Man talk about overconsumption. What do they need a 27 foot weiner mobile for with a V8. Would anyone really notice it less if it was 17 feet and was powered by a biodisel 4 cylinder?

My Honda Hybrid Cocktail Weinermobile gets 60mpg. Those guys at Oscar Myer must be crying every time they fill up the tank. Serves them right though because Big Meat is just as evil as Big Oil. I bet Cheney is somehow involved too. I know I saw him eating a hot dog at a BBQ back in 1986, and come to think of it, there was some Heinz there too....

Wait a minute, what thread was I in again?
2004-06-02 11:38:29 AM  
Wow, not even Ron Jeremy can beat that.
2004-06-02 11:38:53 AM  
I wonder if anyone has ever gotten a picture of the wienermobile going into a tunnel. I would like a poster of that to put on the wall above my bed.

I like the way your mind works.
2004-06-02 11:43:58 AM  
If I had known about this contest ahead of time, this is what I would have said: "What would I do with the Oscar-Mayer Wienermobile? I'd cruise a campus and fill it up with assholes, just like the real thing."

Another possibility: "I'd cruise a campus and fill it up with hot college babes, since the only way I'd eat whatever's in a hot dog is if I knew what was in it."

/doesn't eat hot dogs, ever
2004-06-02 11:44:28 AM  
"Franks and beans, franks and beans!"

2004-06-02 11:45:22 AM  
that weinermobile would look great with a giant rear spoiler and coffee-can exhaust.

mmmmm.....weiners and rice
2004-06-02 11:59:12 AM  
Its about damn time.

2004-06-02 12:00:01 PM  
...six mustard and ketchup-colored seats...

Does this mean Oscar Mayer approves putting ketchup on hot dogs? That's blasphemy! Only infidels put ketchup on hot dogs!
2004-06-02 12:00:10 PM  
Now available for singing telegrams.
2004-06-02 12:00:25 PM  
NED: "The steering wheel is an onion ring!"

2004-06-02 12:01:16 PM  
I had my own encounter with one of them Weinermobiles back in 1997. Mmmmm.....

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2004-06-02 12:01:52 PM  
"Trunk space and seating for six."

Sounds like a mob favorite?
2004-06-02 12:03:48 PM  
I wonder if anyone has ever taken a picture of the Weinermobile going into a tunnel

Come on, it's been like two pages worth of comments since that came up. Where's the Family Guy picture? You guys are slacking.
2004-06-02 12:03:49 PM  
well it looks like someone has put me in my place.

/tucks away 26 foot weener.
2004-06-02 12:04:52 PM  
Um, isn't there like a war on or something?
2004-06-02 12:07:26 PM  
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2004-06-02 12:08:22 PM  
I actually started looking for it after I posted that, but I couldn't find it.
2004-06-02 12:09:15 PM  
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2004-06-02 12:09:45 PM  
Billy McKay
"mmmmm.....weiners and rice"

You almost made water shoot out of my nose. Well done.
2004-06-02 12:10:39 PM  
A most amusing thread! Bravo! (golf clap)
2004-06-02 12:10:55 PM  
Hey what's that on the radar it looks like a--

Johnson wake up! Oh my God would you look at that... it looks like a giant pair of--

Two balls! No strikes! Would you look at that it... looks like a--

One-eyed monster! See the one-eyed monster! Hey what's that? It looks like a giant--

Woody? Woody Harelson? Can I get your autograph? Wait what's that? Oh it looks like a giant weener.
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