Smock Pot: Ooh yay! Can we keep this near the top of Main so it won't get lost under new shiat?
davidphogan: Once I realized I could buy my own candy Halloween seemed kind of stupid.
Uncle Eazy: President Trump and a GOP-controlled House and Senate. Boo.
thatguyoverthere70: biracial shake
Parthenogenetic: Oh shoot, already? On a Wednesday?But I can't do quality work unless I'm drunk, dammit!Welp, guess I'll check back later.[i.imgur.com image 500x830]
Flt209er: Sorry, not an actuaL story, but this thread is as good a place as any to mention that Harper&Row have finally pulled their heads out of their asses and rereleased the old "Scary stories to tell in the dark" books with all of the original artwork intact. Anyone with younger kids in the family might want to grab a set or two before someone at the publisher pusses out again.
ObscureNameHere: Why the hell is this thread 6 days early?
cman: I once saw my dad and mom doing it
toejam: A real, 4 word horror story:"Daddy ate my eyes."Look it up if you dare.
Delezaio: toejam: A real, 4 word horror story:"Daddy ate my eyes."Look it up if you dare.Fark, I'd just forgotten about that story and now it's back in the old brain.
Walker: Booooooooooooooooooooo (not the scary boo)This thread is supposed to occur on Halloween, not 10/25.I refuse to read any entries until Halloween!
mama2tnt: thatguyoverthere70: biracial shakeAs an editor: change it to "miscegenated shake" instead./that is all
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