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2017-10-22 12:07:35 AM  
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My local forecast.
 
2017-10-22 01:30:05 AM  
I can't watch that just before I go to bed, the dreams would be horrific!

But yeah, 73 today climbing to 93 on the 24th then back down to 73 next weekend... that isn't Indian summer, that is WTF weather this late in the year.
Please, no more fires...
 
2017-10-22 01:33:57 AM  
Pink Floyd - Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun (Psychedelic video)
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2017-10-22 01:37:10 AM  
WHEN YOU GO FOR A WALK, DON'T EVEN WALK TO A FIRE, HEAD TO THE BEACH TO GO SWIMMING TO COOL OFF!

The weather channel should make a comedy show based on this guy. Seriously. I would watch.
 
2017-10-22 01:37:34 AM  
Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.
 
2017-10-22 01:42:00 AM  

phishrace: WHEN YOU GO FOR A WALK, DON'T EVEN WALK TO A FIRE, HEAD TO THE BEACH TO GO SWIMMING TO COOL OFF!

The weather channel should make a comedy show based on this guy. Seriously. I would watch.


homeboy is getting there.

Listen up kids, this is how it's done
 
2017-10-22 01:43:15 AM  

Percise1: I can't watch that just before I go to bed, the dreams would be horrific!

But yeah, 73 today climbing to 93 on the 24th then back down to 73 next weekend... that isn't Indian summer, that is WTF weather this late in the year.
Please, no more fires...


He should have speculated that the cause of the heatwave was from the fires.
 
2017-10-22 01:47:08 AM  
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for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before
 
2017-10-22 01:53:13 AM  
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2017-10-22 01:56:20 AM  

uber humper: [img.fark.net image 590x350]

for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before


This woman could forecast impending death in my area, and tell me to remain there. And I would.

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2017-10-22 01:59:17 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 590x350]

for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before

This woman could forecast impending death in my area, and tell me to remain there. And I would.

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That's the one I was thinking about.  She's Italian, IIRC
 
2017-10-22 02:01:33 AM  

uber humper: Thong_of_Zardoz: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 590x350]

for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before

This woman could forecast impending death in my area, and tell me to remain there. And I would.

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That's the one I was thinking about.  She's Italian, IIRC


I'm pretty sure she's French.

/But when you're that hot. what difference does it make?
 
2017-10-22 02:05:42 AM  

TwilightZone: Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.


Be fair, he probably thought it was in Celsius and we were all going to die
 
2017-10-22 02:06:23 AM  
"Remember to drink lots of water, drink lots of food!"

And we're done here.
 
2017-10-22 02:16:44 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: uber humper: Thong_of_Zardoz: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 590x350]

for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before

This woman could forecast impending death in my area, and tell me to remain there. And I would.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 446x411]

That's the one I was thinking about.  She's Italian, IIRC

I'm pretty sure she's French.

/But when you're that hot. what difference does it make?


lol, you're right, she is French
 
2017-10-22 02:21:33 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: TwilightZone: Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.

Be fair, he probably thought it was in Celsius and we were all going to die


LOL!  I got to hand it to you -- you've got a point there.  Well done, Farker, well done indeed.
 
2017-10-22 02:32:37 AM  

Tentaclefriendly: TwilightZone: Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.

Be fair, he probably thought it was in Celsius and we were all going to die


No, he said Fahrenheit.

Luse: "Remember to drink lots of water, drink lots of food!"

And we're done here.


He may have been saying 'drink lots of fluids' but I heard it the same way you did - drink lots of foods.

I think it's cool that he's getting to do this. He must have a friend or family member helping him produce these pieces, and I find that touching.

Get your helicopters ready people. Somebody set us up the bomb.
 
2017-10-22 02:34:03 AM  
Who is that potato?
 
2017-10-22 02:44:23 AM  
He sounds like a Rick and Morty character.
 
2017-10-22 02:51:38 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: uber humper: Thong_of_Zardoz: uber humper: [img.fark.net image 590x350]

for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before

This woman could forecast impending death in my area, and tell me to remain there. And I would.

[s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 446x411]

That's the one I was thinking about.  She's Italian, IIRC

I'm pretty sure she's French.

/But when you're that hot. what difference does it make?


She is French.

Rendez-vous en terre inconnue Meelissa Theuriau chez les Maasaei
Youtube swnCnbM-CNo
 
2017-10-22 03:18:14 AM  

red5ish: Tentaclefriendly: TwilightZone: Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.

Be fair, he probably thought it was in Celsius and we were all going to die

No, he said Fahrenheit.

Luse: "Remember to drink lots of water, drink lots of food!"

And we're done here.

He may have been saying 'drink lots of fluids' but I heard it the same way you did - drink lots of foods.

I think it's cool that he's getting to do this. He must have a friend or family member helping him produce these pieces, and I find that touching.

Get your helicopters ready people. Somebody set us up the bomb.


AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!

IT'S "UP US", DAMMIT!
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!
 
2017-10-22 03:29:46 AM  

TwilightZone: Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.


Yup. Although here on the N. Coast it's a balmy 57 right now. Quite warm really. Should be in the upper 40s. But that's what you get from these "Pineapple Express" weather systems: cold then a fast warm up with wind and rain.
 
2017-10-22 03:42:03 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Who is that potato?


He strikes me as a dude with nontrivial levels of aspergerness.  He wants to be a weatherman, and by god, even if nobody's hiring him, he's gonna be a god damn weather man.

And so he is.
 
2017-10-22 04:18:51 AM  

ZMugg: red5ish: Tentaclefriendly: TwilightZone: Because if there's one thing Californians need it's a heat wave warning from a Canadian.

Be fair, he probably thought it was in Celsius and we were all going to die

No, he said Fahrenheit.

Luse: "Remember to drink lots of water, drink lots of food!"

And we're done here.

He may have been saying 'drink lots of fluids' but I heard it the same way you did - drink lots of foods.

I think it's cool that he's getting to do this. He must have a friend or family member helping him produce these pieces, and I find that touching.

Get your helicopters ready people. Somebody set us up the bomb.

AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!

IT'S "UP US", DAMMIT!
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!


You are right. I was having trouble spelling "helicopters" because I cannot spell, and I messed up on the up us part of the meme. Let's be friends.

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2017-10-22 04:31:24 AM  
red5ish: christianmingle.com

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2017-10-22 07:18:24 AM  
Speaking as a Bluenoser (not to be confused with a brown-noser) let me tell you Frankie is a Maritime treasure. He has raised awareness for autism, and always has a positive attitude, even about the people who mock him on his youtube channel. He's awesome.
 
2017-10-22 07:55:16 AM  
It's the mercury, caused by eating too much fish.
 
2017-10-22 08:08:20 AM  
New suggested fall fashions for those in Cali:
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2017-10-22 08:38:04 AM  
I gave him a sub and a thumbs up, he's been doing this for so long he's earned it. Tip of the hat to him for living the dream, whatever it might be.

And that does seem pretty hot! He's not wrong.
 
2017-10-22 09:32:43 AM  
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Most Feared
 
2017-10-22 09:38:29 AM  

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for the record, this is fark's favorite forecaster. Even if she has never been posted here before


Let's cut to the chase.
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2017-10-22 10:15:50 AM  
The Guy Acting like a Cat and Meowing Loud
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2017-10-22 10:40:32 AM  
National Weather Service:
Enjoy the last day of near normal temperatures because according to our friends at the climate prediction center...we may not see them again through at least early November. The 8 to 14 day outlook...which is valid until November 4th...calls for a good chance of above normal temperatures.
 
2017-10-22 02:27:34 PM  
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2017-10-22 04:31:05 PM  
That sounds like a possible hot new meme.

In fact, it works without a punch line.

WARNING: CITIZENS OF CALIFORNIA!

They could use it on border signs.

The signs would be the set-up.

California would be the joke.

 
2017-10-22 11:42:15 PM  

Luse: "Remember to drink lots of water, drink lots of food!"

And we're done here.


I think he says "fluids"
 
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