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(PennLive)   "Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now?   ( pennlive.com) divider line
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2017-10-20 10:50:59 PM  
Trump Springs?
 
2017-10-20 10:53:49 PM  
I don't know but I bet we're up it.
 
2017-10-20 11:32:14 PM  
Poop thread?

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2017-10-20 11:35:46 PM  
Paddle?
 
2017-10-21 12:04:09 AM  
Pig or cow?
 
2017-10-21 12:07:41 AM  
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/ Meh, we'll get this one out of the way early
// Need more whiskey before inspiration happens
 
2017-10-21 12:12:05 AM  
You know, there is a saying "let go or be dragged". If have fallen into a river of shiat and are hanging onto an overhanging tree branch for dear life, you want to just hang on, screw letting go.

/one slashie is a second thought and thought is frogs sit in a pot of water that is slowly heated until boiling because they are not prince charming
//two because it means that sometimes a frog is just a frog and no one gives a shiat about a slowly dying frog.
///three because what I am saying is pollution is bad and inaction worse.
 
2017-10-21 02:25:42 AM  
Poocephalus
 
2017-10-21 03:16:27 AM  
shiat's bad, yo.
 
2017-10-21 03:17:17 AM  
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2017-10-21 03:21:55 AM  
But you come out clean on the other side

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2017-10-21 03:22:57 AM  
"Conestoga" is fun to say.

Conestoga, Conestoga, Conestoga...
 
2017-10-21 03:27:00 AM  
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2017-10-21 03:27:18 AM  
The Lancaster County 250K Runs?
 
2017-10-21 03:27:33 AM  
Back in aught 8 my uncle Gus Thingbee invented a motorcycle sidecar type manure spreader.
Cranked that Harley up to 60 mph, shoulda seen the shiat fly!
 
2017-10-21 03:28:15 AM  
Inaugural event
 
2017-10-21 03:34:05 AM  
The Executive river branch?
 
2017-10-21 03:36:06 AM  

Victoly: But you come out clean on the other side

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freedom is attainable. love isn't. you can dig through a shiat ton of shiat, but if there isn't love at the end of it, freedom isn't even worth having to me. that's all i've got. that is farking it.
 
2017-10-21 03:39:58 AM  
To put that into perspective: a typical backyard swimming pool is about 25,000 gallons. So it's ten of those.
It's not great, but as it disperses, the manure will fertilize the creek bed and cause algae blooms and support an extra large biodiversity of new life.
It will be nasty for a month or so.
 
2017-10-21 03:43:09 AM  
Sandiego river?
 
2017-10-21 03:47:33 AM  
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2017-10-21 03:53:55 AM  
 
2017-10-21 03:54:04 AM  
It's Becky!
 
2017-10-21 03:54:22 AM  
An unnamed shiatbutrary
 
2017-10-21 04:10:33 AM  
The Runs
 
2017-10-21 04:11:59 AM  
Little Ganges?
 
2017-10-21 04:17:46 AM  
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2017-10-21 04:19:00 AM  
The Secret Master of All Flatulence
 
2017-10-21 04:27:05 AM  
Marla Singer [Helena Bonham Carter] said it best; Here comes another avalanche of bulls-

I'll see myself out. Anyone have a paddle?
 
2017-10-21 04:39:32 AM  
Better take this....
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2017-10-21 04:40:09 AM  
I'm guessing it's a pig farm.
 
2017-10-21 04:47:08 AM  
The Biff Tannen?
 
2017-10-21 05:33:49 AM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2017-10-21 05:36:15 AM  
Don't go up there without these...

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2017-10-21 05:39:37 AM  
Crap Creek is technically more alliterative.

But it doesn't have the gravitas and cultural currency of the original.
 
2017-10-21 05:50:54 AM  
If there was any negligence take the property and sell it off to help pay for the cleanup.
 
2017-10-21 05:51:09 AM  

mr_larry: To put that into perspective: a typical backyard swimming pool is about 25,000 gallons. So it's ten of those.
It's not great, but as it disperses, the manure will fertilize the creek bed and cause algae blooms and support an extra large biodiversity of new life.
It will be nasty for a month or so.


Not necessarily....
 
2017-10-21 05:57:47 AM  
Manure River...
wider than a mile...
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2017-10-21 06:04:22 AM  

Boo_Guy: If there was any negligence take the property and sell it off to help pay for the cleanup.


Or, we could give them a bunch of money from taxpayers, and an apology, then eliminate the laws that they violated.

Place your bets.
 
2017-10-21 06:15:45 AM  
shiatty Mcshiatcreek
 
2017-10-21 06:28:31 AM  

Boo_Guy: If there was any negligence take the property and sell it off to help pay for the cleanup.


What cleanup? It's shiat mixed in with water that will eventually flow into the Chesapeake Bay (if it hasn't already) and by the time it gets there it's going to be well dispersed. They'll be fined the same as a wastewater treatment plant would be if they discharge into the bay and that's the end of it. That which stays on land with be coated with lime to kill any bacteria and then let nature take its course over time.

It's not a chemical or oil spill fer christ sake. It's a natural product that will break down all on its own just like it has since, well, forever. The only issue is that there are always concerns about the Chesapeake Bay when things like this happens (and it has happened before) but because it's going to be cold there shouldn't be a large impact other than the fish having more food.
 
2017-10-21 06:57:18 AM  
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2017-10-21 07:31:45 AM  
It's a shiat river, Randy.
 
2017-10-21 07:42:37 AM  

maddog2030: Trump Springs?


noice! +1, +1. XD
 
2017-10-21 07:49:51 AM  

red5ish: It's Becky!


The Swedish word for tributary is 'Bäck', pronounced like the musician's name 'Beck'

It's a tributary!

No, it's 'bäck', eh?

/sorry. Please ignore the stoned Swede.
 
2017-10-21 08:08:06 AM  
and in case you were wondering, Pequea is pronounced "pek-way", slight emphasis on the first syllable.
 
2017-10-21 08:12:36 AM  
Chris Christie Creek
 
2017-10-21 08:27:20 AM  
Most of the fields around my house are currently covered in tons of pig shiat so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2017-10-21 08:37:27 AM  
That's okay a 4 foot sewer pipe broke in Houston due to erosion along Buffalo bayou releasing 300,000 gallons directly into the downtown area
 
2017-10-21 08:43:43 AM  
poo run
 
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