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(NYPost)   Protip: If you're going to break into a store and empty the cash register, don't leave your wallet with your photo ID behind   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: PSA, fair lawn, Mavis Discount Tire, Lawn early Thursday, robbery suspect, 41-year-old Paterson man, lost wallet, 36-year-old driver, New Jersey  
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2017-10-21 07:55:11 AM  
Speaking from experience, Subby?
2017-10-21 08:04:35 AM  
I prefer to leave a nice note of appreciation
2017-10-21 08:21:42 AM  
Leave some other mark's wallet and ID behind.
2017-10-21 08:36:59 AM  
How many times does this have to happen before crooks learn from all these Fark headlines?
2017-10-21 08:39:17 AM  
Is there a number, like a suidide-prevention hotline, for people at the end of their rope, who feel like they're on the edge of doing stupid s#!t like this?

Hello, thank you for calling the knucklehead prevention hotline, how may I help you?

Well... I'm thinking about tying my truck up to an ATM & driving down the street with it.

Ok, so you need money?

Yeah... I can't find work... the ATM thing sounds like it might work out... but I'm not sure.

Well sir, that's a dumb f*cking idea, thanks for calling. Don't do that, keep looking for work. Goodbye.

Um, ok, thanks. I'll keep trying, I guess.

//Saved another poor sap from a jail cell.
///He went on to become a doctor BTW, then volunteered his time as an operator on the same hotline that saved him.
////And the cycle continued as the world became a better place for all mankind.
2017-10-21 11:11:02 AM  
We had people steal golf carts from the course I worked at. The police found one stuck near some railroad tracks. One of the thieves' wallet was in it. The other carts were on his property.

/ Never got any of the carts back. We leased them. The sheriff's department uses them during the county Fair.
2017-10-21 11:35:22 AM  
Was it this guy?
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2017-10-21 03:50:59 PM  

veale728: Speaking from experience, Subby?

He is a pro. after all. Impressed he has access to the internet from prison.
2017-10-21 04:00:22 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Was it this guy?
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"your son, farkhead that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand"
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